MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your username fits this post quite well.

[ - ] MicrosoftGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yours too; it's Sunday, and I'm on my porch.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I wish it was nice enough to be on my porch :( Yours is quite fitting, as I'm using Microsoft Word right now...

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sundayporch!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I think my username fits any situation quite well.

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I think mine does also.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I'm thinking of making a new account though. Tons of people think I'm a weird pervert, which gets pretty annoying after a while.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are you some kind of weird pervert?!!

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're not a pervert? *mind is blown*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wait... you're not a weird pervert?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like to think of you as a weird pervert. It's nice.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wait, you're not weird?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, I'm not. This is why I'll probably make a new username and never speak of this one again soon.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I WANT YOU TO WANT MY VIRGINITY! ...what?

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yours is a rhetorical question.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

you can have my virginity.

[ - ] SIurricaneGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Insult. Get over yourself.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

SIURRICANE!!! *hugs* You're my friend's clone!!! :D ^_^

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*hugs* Hey!!! I decided not to protect my clone identity anymore. Haha...Slurry already guessed it.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I knew that I knew someone called SNN!! I just couldn't remember who it was!! *hugs* But now I know!!!!! :D :D :D <3

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't know, I'd feel privileged if I were associated with something that makes toast warm and fresh. I, for one, wouldn't want to get rid of my toaster.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*hugs* Will you ever tell my if calling you Cosney is ok with you? I wanna know if I made up a good enough nickname for you or not...

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Um, it's alright. *pukes when you're not looking* But you know, there's always better ones out there :-)

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*cries* I'll never call you that again then... *leaves while crying*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 151 year, 10 months ago

Insult because you look fat you fucker.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 5Bad: 111 year, 10 months ago

Who the fuck is badding me, if someone looked like a fucking toaster they would look fat.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

I called them a fucker because this isn't average.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

*agrees*

[ - ] pandamanGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Maybe She's really...hot?

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 3Bad: 121 year, 10 months ago

No one tells people they look like a toaster on a dialy basis. Learn the fucking definition of average, moron.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

You are a very angry person.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 111 year, 10 months ago

And your opinion matters to me because...?

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I never said it had to.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, okay.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Sorry that you missed that.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Wow, I like you.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Dear BCF, did you find Kiska? I never saw him today, but I still have your message. Love, ILYMD.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Dear ILYMD, I love you. In a platonic way. Which begs the question: Did plato ever fall in love? Love, Norma

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Dear ILYMD, I did find him. Love, BCF.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Platonic love originally referred to non-sexual relationships between men and young boys. Which was fine in Athenian times, but not so acceptable these days...

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Dear BCF, I'm glad. Love, ILYMD. Dear SNN, I love you too. In a super way. I have no idea. Love, ILYMD

[ - ] SIurricaneGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Um, because you are on a site where people talk?? And sometimes mostly respect eachother?

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Hardly anyone respects me..

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Aren't you the one that likes saying first though?

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It doesn't, at all. I always just interfere with conversations..

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Ahh god.. I replied to my own comment...again.

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I only did it once, I have a habit to do it though. I just wanted to do it for once, idk why.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That's why no one respects you.

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Well now I know not to do that anymore. I didn't do anything wrong.. But I guess in most of other MlIA-ers eyes, I did.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I respect people who earn it. I was not disrespectful, I was simply asking a question. I don't see how this concerns you at all, to be honest.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Your username begs everyone to not take you seriously.

[ - ] SIurricaneGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Oh it doesn't. And btw, I'm just a lowly clone, so don't go hating the real slurricane.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, I figured people would have that reaction to my username, STW. I'm fine with that.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

Dear People, PL is BCF approved. Love, BCF.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Like... Toaster from The Brave Little Toaster? No, even that makes no sense, seeing as Toaster still looks only like a toaster and not like a person.

[ - ] averageman18Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I was gonna say that. >:(

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Sorry. But I love that movie.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 15Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Do you think he wants to stick his floppy bread into your slot?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I would use a knife.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Ouch. Been watching se7en, have we?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No, I just in a stabby mood today.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Mr Teatime! I was looking for you on the last post! I wondered where you went! *hugs* ^_^

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I climbed down the chimney. I'm an assassin. But nothing, NOTHING like a ninja.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Oh yeah... I remember when you did that to get into the guild of assassins... It was rather interesting... I sometimes forget of your... unusual sneaky abilities...

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No, I think he said you look like you were hit in the face with a toaster.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Or stick a knife in the toaster. Or take a bath with a toaster.

[ - ] averageman18Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Or have sex with a toaster... I mean I've never done that.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It means you need some moisturizer.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You moisturise your toaster?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Duh.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

OP's a square?

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

OP is shiny and filled with crumbs.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

How crummy.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*flashback* The Brave Little Toaster.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hated the vacuum cleaner in that movie.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That thing was terrifying.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yayyy. Blanky was my favorite.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*runs back in joyfully* I just read a few posts back! My troll is gone! Thank you for driving him/her away!

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Idk if I did much or anything at all, but you're welcome. :)

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You yelled at it for me. Thanks! That thing was driving me insane.

[ - ] shmagamanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hope he meant a nice toster with chrome finish. At least those are kind of attractive.

[ - ] Viktor__KrumGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Vell, vot are you doing, haffing that crush on him?

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You are awesome.

[ - ] Viktor__KrumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Vy thank you.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Excuse me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't you say vhat not that. Regardless, you're pretty freakin' awesome.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wait, would that sound to much like what? : /

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It means you have 2 vaginas.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP tastes good when hit with a spoon.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*lingers* It's a compliment because <insertsexualinnuedohere>

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

In your endo.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*thinks of Scrubs* Love that show.

[ - ] -YourMom-Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*toasts the OP*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

MOM! I missed you!

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mom? I thought you were talking to Auntie Jeanie.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure it means that he is not interested in you.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

An insult. I don't think being called a 'toaster' is a compliment.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Raise your hand if you've fucked a toaster before. *raises hand*

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ouch.

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*raises two hands*

[ - ] TehKrakinKrakkenGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

All it means is that Steve Carell put mayo in OP's vagina.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm here!!!

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Alert the media[!].

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

it's on fox news.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My crazy art teacher says that when you lose a colored pencil.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i say that when i read your post

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Alert the media!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh my gosh yes! Because it's horrible to announce to people you might know that you got online[!].

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

GASP! HOW DARE YOU ASSUME PEOPLE LIKE YOU ENOUGH TO CARE IF YOU ARRIVE! [!]

[ - ] pandamanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah,[!] is unnecessary most of the time.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

NORMA!!! *glomps*

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yay!

[ - ] AntiHero94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

....toasters dont have angles and are kinda fat..... i would use it as an insult just asayin

[ - ] woofyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Definitely a compliment! If you don't believe me, take it from the wise words of Flo Rida: "Shorty was hot like a toaster" (from the song Low)

[ - ] minus1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You have to wonder?

[ - ] theworldismyjunglegymGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're a cylon?

[ - ] pirates_play_bassGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

finally, it took 116 comments for that??

[ - ] mmismyherolrGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure you just got called a cylon.

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