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today, I saw a guy wearing a dinosaur t-shirt, singing taylor swift, and reading Harry Potter. His name? John Smith. If MLIA was a person, it would be that guy.
#1275340 Comments: 60 Vote: average 12445meh 1337Share 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 19Bad: 211 year, 10 months ago
No, it would not be.
 
[ - ]  BeezelbubGood: 15Bad: 421 year, 10 months ago
Yes,It would.
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 19Bad: 171 year, 10 months ago
No, it wouldn't.
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 16Bad: 161 year, 10 months ago
No, it wouldn't.
 
[ - ]  GMShabGood: 15Bad: 151 year, 10 months ago
No, it would not.
 
[ - ]  theshovelwithoutapaleGood: 18Bad: 341 year, 10 months ago
yes it would
 
[ - ]  MarioPwnsGood: 12Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago
No, it would not.
 
[ - ]  lileninaGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
No. Hus name would be Cliche
 
[ - ]  lileninaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
his*
 
[ - ]  tigerloverGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
yes it would so shut up
 
[ - ]  chicita4488Good: 32Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago
Actually, it kinda would. Think, John is an average name and so is Smith. And it's become very common for people to be fans of Taylor Swift and to sing her music. It is also common to read Harry Potter and wear dinosaur shirts. So yes, MLIA could be that guy. Then again, using this logic, anyone can be the embodiment of MLIA.
 
[ - ]  yandc96Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
yeah i guess, but... how did he/she know his name was John Smith?
 
[ - ]  savethekeytar123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
may be he/ she asked him...
 
[ - ]  LightsleiGood: 8Bad: 171 year, 10 months ago
Can I kill him if you think that's average?
 
[ - ]  OmnomnisaurGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
I don't think that made sense...
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 5Bad: 111 year, 10 months ago
BAAA!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 62Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago
This never happened.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 6Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago
Woah, I got 6 goods. Wasn't expecting that.
 
[ - ]  MarioPwnsGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
10 you mean =].
 
[ - ]  ILikeToEatOrangesGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
How 'bout 12?
 
[ - ]  x_rawringpaperdino_xGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
14 now(:
 
[ - ]  SnarkachuGood: 3Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago
34
 
[ - ]  CynicalGood: 4Bad: 101 year, 10 months ago
No candy.
 
[ - ]  sunnyteaGood: 36Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago
If this MLIA was a giant cliche, it would be that guy.
 
[ - ]  OrgaMechaGood: 14Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago
Not really. If that was MLIA, what the hell am I doing here?
 
[ - ]  QueenMamaStudMuffinGood: 1Bad: 411 year, 10 months ago
it wld b if he wasnt singin taylor swift
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 10Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago
Just... just give up.
 
[ - ]  OrgaMechaGood: 9Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago
Be gone, non-speller!
 
[ - ]  googleftw87Good: 3Bad: 231 year, 10 months ago
Agreed, queenmamastudmuffin. Taylor swift ruins this MLIA.
 
[ - ]  tofucuddleumpsGood: 13Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago
OP, on your keyboard, you should see a key labeled 'shift.' Please come back when you've learned how to use it properly.
 
[ - ]  OrgaMechaGood: 6Bad: 191 year, 10 months ago
LIEK THIS
 
[ - ]  GMShabGood: 9Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
Great, there is an ad for Taylor Swift on the side.
 
[ - ]  fangGood: 10Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago
So, he was singing AND reading? I doubt that's possible.
 
[ - ]  TheBananaKingGood: 5Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago
I just tried that. It is impossible.
 
[ - ]  whyhellothere17Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Oh, it is very possible. I just did it. I am typing and singing at this very moment, in fact. And the irony? Taylor Swift is in the song.
 
[ - ]  PokeTokeCoughGood: 12Bad: 91 year, 10 months ago
*sniff-sniff* anybody else smell that? it smells like a heavy dose of bullshit is emanating from the OP's post.
 
[ - ]  MarioPwnsGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
*sniffs* Ew, you're right!
 
[ - ]  jjune4991Good: 0Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago
No!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  XxXbobertoXxXGood: 5Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago
What's so special about the name John Smith??
 
[ - ]  mushroomshrubGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
what the OP may be refering to is that john smith is the name commonly used by the doctor in doctor who, though john smith is a very average name
 
[ - ]  XxXbobertoXxXGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
I @thebananaking: It is possible, you must just have to be somewhat intellegent. You know, you have to have more than one brain cell.
 
[ - ]  lileninaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Don't try to make a crack at other people's intelligence when you yourself cannot spell intelligent
 
[ - ]  flybird229Good: 7Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago
john smith is the name of Pocohantas's lover, but i dont know if thats what makes him even more average...and how did you know the guy's name was John Smith anyways? did you ask him? because if ya did, you may have just become a creeper, my friend...
 
[ - ]  sunnyteaGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
The fact that he has the same name as pocohantas's lover isn't what supposedly makes this average. The name John Smith is incredibly average. That being said, this post is still NOT average.
 
[ - ]  PindakaasGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
Reading, singing AND saying his name? Wtf.
 
[ - ]  ciwwaffle93Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
He's a good multitasker[!]And if the OP knew his name, wouldn't OP say "Today I met a guy..."?
 
[ - ]  slohollyGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
so He was reading,singing,and saying his name all at the same time. And no he would not.
 
[ - ]  amortimeGood: 4Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago
it wouldn't only because of the taylor swift part. she is below average, not average.
 
[ - ]  BonanzaGirlGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
How did you know his name was John Smith? Was he wearing a name tag too?
 
[ - ]  IkicklikeagirlGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
This
 
[ - ]  duuuuudeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I was wondering that too, nice to know we are on the same page here.
 
[ - ]  thataverageeverydaypersonGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
so fake....
 
[ - ]  UkuleleplayingGiraffeGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
OOOOHHHH MMMMYYYYY GGGGOOOODDDD. This is sooooooo lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What has MLIA been reduced to?
 
[ - ]  vlhscharger2012Good: 2Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
im so tired of people saying everything is bs! shut up! you dont know mb it actually did happen! besides even if it is bs its still entertaining to read!
 
[ - ]  FiveOne83Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
I hate this. It is fake and cliche and it makes me want to hurt someone. You better run, OP.
 
[ - ]  AntiHero94Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
its fake not entertaining to read so vlhscharger2012 suck my cock it pisses me off. technically unless he uses like 30% of his brain he cannot read and sing taylor swift at the same time. also how would the op get his name? just asking?! its a very good possibility that he lied, or this never happend wich it didnt. op think things through next time before you make yourself and epic douche, if i hade a rifle and you were down range id shoot you in the dick or vagina... wich ever you got and walk away... i fucking hate liars...
 
[ - ]  runswiththewolvesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
May I point out that John Smith is the fake name that the Doctor goes by...
 
[ - ]  Failboat2Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
If it wasn't for Taylor Swift then this post would be awesome.
 
[ - ]  FlickJimGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Agree with Failboat2 Taylor Swift is so not a part of MLIA.
 
[ - ]  Ashy101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
agreed
 

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