MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I was on a moving walk way at the airport. I turned to my boyfriend and told him that this would be a great work out if we walked on it backwards. He paused and then informed that people do, its called a treadmill. MLIA.

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[ - ] 323_lrig_shilopGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Hello.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Goodbye

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Badbye

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hello, hello. I don't know why you say goodbye; I say hello.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yellow.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Damn you beat me to it.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Who?

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Schnauzerluver26.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

At your service!

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

^ I beat you to it.

[ - ] tnmebdsuxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

nice.

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

MLISTFUBF

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My life is stupid the fail under bed fallacies?

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My life is shut the *expletive* up boyfriend.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Cynnie <3

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Cyn or *Cynical or *C-dizzle

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What's wrong with Cynnie? :(

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I use Cinnamon. But that's Schnauzy property.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I say Cynnie sometimes too. Or Cynifuckingcal. Or just skank.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yep.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm officially freaked out by thesaurus.com.

[ - ] GMShabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why?

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I searched for a synonym ofr hitman for my resarch paper and I got "Killer Hiring: $10- $50/ hour. Found: 386 jobs in your area. Hiring now!"

[ - ] GMShabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I would get a job there.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Idiot.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

STOOPID.

[ - ] CynicalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*STOOPED

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*STUPID

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So Cynical, where's that candy you were talking about?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was wondering the same thing.

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*SPOOPID

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Zombies pwn.

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I try to read the post but my mind doesn't process the stupidity it contains.

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Is it full?

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hi OrgaMecha!

[ - ] rlyrandomguyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It doesn't exist

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

... *ignores post* I'm wasting my day away, what are you people doing today?

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Watching a silent movie. You?

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

TV and staring at my unfinished projects...

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

FUCK HOMEWORK OVERLOADS!!!

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ew... I don't want to fuck that... Lots of paper cuts.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Then, let the pencils fuck it!

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*uses pens* These too!

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There, it's fucked! Dead and gone.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've been on the computer for 3 hours, instead of starting my two projects due tomarrow. You?

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*tomorrow

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I always mess that up.

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I used to always spell marshmallow wrong.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's okay.

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Same.

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*sips iced tea*

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Singing to All Time Low and which ever random songs play on my iTunes.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Is today the time to talk in rhymes?

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Possibly.

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Could be, would be, but it isn't. Get with it.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP is such a fucktard.

[ - ] CynicalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*holds up sign that reads: "Sorry, but we just ran out of our candy. You'll just have to wait for the next post. Chances are there will never be an average post again."*

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like you.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Cough.* Creepy. *Cough, cough.*

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like you, musicalswimmer.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*cough* *flips the bird* *cough, cough*

[ - ] rlyrandomguyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*cough* I need a cough drop.*cough, cough*

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*hands cough drop* Here!

[ - ] jchoward96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

hehe

[ - ] rlyrandomguyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Blobs of goo.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Blobs of come.

[ - ] GingaGirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I <3 people movers! They're so much fun (along with escalators) to walk backwards on, although I DO get a lot of annoyed glares and a few laughs ^o^

[ - ] AntiHero94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

soes i was with my girlfriend and like we were talking bout how awesome it would be if someeone would constantly repeat the same line in a different story, it then occured to me that this would be a cliche

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