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Today in my Public Speaking class, I had to present a product like I was in a commercial. My product was stickers, the phone number to order them, that I thought was made up, turned out to be a number for a sex line. MLIA

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[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

What is this with the public speaking classes?!

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I wonder if it's a private school thing.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

You from England too, and don't have them?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I'm from Canada, and yes, we have them.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I'm from Canada and my school doesn't have one. Or is it an extra curricular thing?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure it's extra curricular.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think I would rather stick with sports.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I see. I'm from England, and I had never heard of them until recently. We sometimes have random debates in classes.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm from the USA and I;m to lazy to notice if there is Public Speaking classes.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

In my school (in the USA) we have an Intro to Speech class.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

:L I just go through the school day in a daze.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Chain badder?

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Rings Ranna and put OP to sleep forever*

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ooooh, ranchy!

[ - ] InternetDumbGuyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I agree, your life suc... wait a minute, this isnt fml!

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Thumbs up*

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

CORRECTED: Today, in my Public Speaking class, I had to present a product as if I were in a commercial. My product was stickers. The phone number to order them, that I thought was made up, turned out to be a number for a sex line. MLIA

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sounds much better.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

People actually called the number?

[ - ] dumdiddleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, OP probably did.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, now they prank call my number all the time. Wait, what?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I had an inkling it twas your number...

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Psh...

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Eelayemdee! Newnickname? *hopeful*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Schwabbins! If you can remember that, go right ahead.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sccccchhweeeet!

[ - ] MikeeeGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

LOOL ! get a lifee !

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What is "LOOL"?

[ - ] vanishesinairGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A person who's balls has just fallen to the ground?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A peson who is balls? Whose*

[ - ] vanishesinairGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry, getting mixed up a bit today. Besides, I'm not that old and there's 20year olds on this site that spell worse than me.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And there are also twenty year olds who spell better than you. And age doesn't matter, either. And your apology is accepted.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*they're

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Huh?

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*sheepish* Ehm, person*.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Laughing obnoxiously out loud.

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

LOOL GET A GRAMMARZ LAWL AND LERAN2SPELL LAWL!!

[ - ] zmcgGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*!!1!ONE!!

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I want scallops..

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I want a parrot.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bacaw?

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I believe it's 'Polly want a cracker!'

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your mom is a cracker.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I laughed.

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your mom ate my cracker DX

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That will satisfy my need for now. Thank you! *Gives scallops in return*.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yumm. I'm going to sear them. *sears scallops*

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Chirrup bwak!

[ - ] Beckza4Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How was that found out? did someone call it?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, the magical unicorn told them.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's where he ran away to!

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I bet it was OP's teacher.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Did you get extra credit for that?

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I would be dismayed if that were that case.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And their teacher now has a new playmate.

[ - ] fishandchipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your product was stickers?

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Indeed, they're preparing OP for salesmanship.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yup. "Get our brand new wonderful stickers! They're...sticky...sorta..and um...pink..and b..lue. With ladybugs...um.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

^insert end "

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your stroduct was pickers?

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Didn't you know? The demand for stickers is quite high right now.

[ - ] timothymhGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Over 600 stickers!

[ - ] zmcgGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Rape limit seems to be getting more lenient.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE! WOW! That's a low price. WOW! *spins* that's a low price!

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's a low price! That's a low price! That's a low price! That's a low price! That's a low price! That's a low price!

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'd buy that.

[ - ] timothymhGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

At least in the US any number that starts with 555 doesn't exist. (e.g. 555-2836)

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