MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Like, OMFG, that was soooooooo effing funny... [!]

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Also, "our teacher then we replied with"? Idiot.

[ - ] OakridgeGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Today in my class, we were acting 12 and being very loud. Our teacher was fed up with us and said, "Do you know what I want?" Then some fat smartass went, "You want LOVE!" Our teacher then replied, "I already get that.. From your younger brother." He is our priest... We were in sunday school. MLIChristian.

[ - ] AbsorbYourFaceGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Suddenly, I have an urge to read the bible!

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Screw you.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Flying turtle! I meant to ask you, where from AB are you from?

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*twiddles thumbs, waiting for an answer*

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Rings Kibeth and sends OP into death*

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need somebody to love?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What would you do if I sang out of tune...

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Smack you. I wouldn't really, seeing as I can't sing.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Every time I see the phrase somebody to love, I think of Queen.

[ - ] JBoogieGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think of Jim Carrey.

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Cable Guy!

[ - ] AbsorbYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 121 year, 10 months ago

THIRD

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

FAIL

[ - ] AbsorbYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

DAMN IT people comment too quickly!

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're like eighth.

[ - ] Can_Rappers_Annoy_PeopleGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

You know what i want OP? To slit your throat.

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I read that as a Can_Rapers_Annoy_People.

[ - ] Can_Rappers_Annoy_PeopleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Abbreviations CRAP <333

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Do you guys know what I want?

[ - ] Can_Rappers_Annoy_PeopleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What do you want?

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And when do you want it?

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Some love... making. *sexes up*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*is sexed by bread*

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*fondles Mobile's bed head*

[ - ] LiraelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Salad?

[ - ] fortytwoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't get it... from your mom. She's probably an old hag.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bible Teacher? What school is this? Or is it church. It had to be asked.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I go to a Catholic School, and we have a class called Religion. It might be the same thing as Bible.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I liked religion classes, they were easy.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I hate my religion class. I'm the only person that respects our teacher. Kids today have no repect for authority.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That was one reason why I was glad to get out of high school.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I still have a whole 'nother year to put up with it. Ugh.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That sucks. Though I do miss high school for how easy it was. It's harder to slack in university.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I thought that too.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I go to a Protestant School, and we do R.S. I have to do it as a GCSE.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Please write out those abbreviations. I don't have the slightest inkling of what they might stand for.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think HTK means that the class is a course requirement to graduate. Not sure though.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Pretty much, except that we call it something different this side of the pond. Or ocean.

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

General Certificate of Secondary Education. We have it in UK :P

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What does R.S. mean?

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

RS- Religious Studies, and GCSE- General Certificate of Secondary Education. (I had to Google that. They are massive exams which pass us from school. Like finals, except they are bigger exams, and we only do them once, not termly.)

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And if you don't do well your pretty much screwed for life.

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wow, you shouldn't say that. The abreiviations are there on purpose, R.S is religious studies.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was just asking for clarification. I've never seen those abbreviations before, so I didn't know what they meant.

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There is always google.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But then I couldn't have used that unneccessarily wordy request!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*wonders where Schwabbles and DD went* :(

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

*wonders who those noobs are* :P

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They're not n00bs and they've been here longer than you have...

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha actually, theres no telling who is a noob. I only said that because i've never heard of them before.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But I've heard of you! <3 xD

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*invades bubble of wonder* You can call me Gwabbles if you want to.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yay!!! GWABBLES!!! *glomps* :D <3

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*hugs back* <3

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hold on! Before I dub you my friend, I have to know if you're male or female... it's a requirement...

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Female. And thank you for asking. People on here always assume I'm a guy, and I don't know why. T^T <3

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*glomps* I now dub thee, my new friend!! <3 *huggles and gives brownies*

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yay! New friend! *noms brownies*

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*is jealous that nickname has been revised and given to someone else* /:|

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But you're still Schwabbles! And no one can take the place of TheSchwab!! You are THESchwab!! THE! The one and ONLY! SCHWABBLES!!! *glomps* <3

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm sorry! *unrevises nickname and gives back*

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wonderballs

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Wonderbubbles

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I ate them :O

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hope you die from eating Drop_Dead...

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Chokes and falls*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*laughs evilly and maniacally* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! >:)

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*superman noises* Here I am, I am cinna..mongirl. o.o

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yay!!! SCHWABBLES!!!!!! *glomps* <3 :D

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*glomps back* I had coffee cake for breakfast!!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I just had coffee for breakfast! :D ^_^

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*sings* Here come old flat top, he come groovin' up slowly...

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

He got, joojoo eyeballs.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

He one, holy roller.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

He got, feet, down below his knees.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*whispers* Shoot me.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

He's one holy roller; e got hair down to his knee, got to be a joker he just do what he please...

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

He wear no shoeshine, he got, toe-jamb football.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like lollipops.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

'Sucking to hard on your lollipop, oh loves gonna get you down'.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

'Say love, say love, oh love's gonna get you down'

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

'I went walking with my mumma one day, when she warned me what people say 'Live you life until love is found''.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

'I went walking with my mama one day, when she warned me what people say,'

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I call her lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli-lolli-lollipop! Da da da da daa.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Her kiss is sweeter than a cherry pie.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*horny* I want Criss Angel's lollipop. ;)

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*frowns* What a terrible Bible Teacher.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I agree. OP might have faked the story though.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*nods and smokes fake pipe* A plausible hypothesis, Detective Taffy.

[ - ] RSTLLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Nods in agreement*

[ - ] wcacheerleaderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

my bible teacher actualy could say that, his daughter has the class the same hour as me

[ - ] vlhscharger2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i could see that happening in my new testament class.

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