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Today my friend and I counted how many times our teacher said "uhm". After we got over 115 we stopped, she is our speech/public speaking teacher. MLIA

#1274573 Comments: 27 Vote: average 4331meh 637Share

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I saw this two freaking days ago.

[ - ] ILikeToEatOrangesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes,sir. Yes you did. As did I.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Uhm. Were you, uhm, not paying attention in class?

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wheeeeeere's the chapstick? Booticktickatatatatataaa....

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Uhm, but uhm, like, uhm, I like, uhm, don't uhm, think uhm, like uhm...

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I read that whole thing out loud.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Poor you. I was in Debate class and a member of the Debate team in high school, and you were pwnt if you even thought the word "um". I credit Debate with my good persuasion techniques and ability to speak coherently in front of a crowd.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's good. I was on the debate team for a year, and then I stopped. I was pretty awful.

[ - ] Can_Rappers_Annoy_PeopleGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wasn't 63 times like last week?

[ - ] bizzleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

She's gotten worse. This must just be like an update or something.

[ - ] aceeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

an update implies that we cared in the first place

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No way[!]

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Is anybody else seeing the "Are You A Vampire" advertisement on the homepage? I'm amusing myself by hovering over it and listening to it howl.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Uhm has uhm anybody uhm noticed that this uhm exact post was here uhm a few uhm days ago?

[ - ] GabbaGabbaHey74Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

yeah

[ - ] mayaaritaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lol me and my friend tried to get it posted and hers was different.

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

UGH, a girl in my class (I'm at Uni to become a teacher, bear in mind) says "like" every three words. Even the Teacher takes the piss out of her.

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's unfortunate.

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's annoying, is what it is.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The 'h' in uhm confused me. I said it uh-um. : ( Probably just me though.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, I say it as 'um' as well. "My name is Um...from Umbridge"

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ha ha! Where have I seen that recently??!

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I just say 'umm'.

[ - ] AbsorbYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

teachers are such hypocrites!

[ - ] laura229Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I saw practically the same story a few days ago..

[ - ] MbMrIhOpEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i counted how many times one of my teachers said "Of course" one time... i got over 500 and i was only in that class for a half an hour cuz it was rotations in elementary school haha

[ - ] kooliekay_1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I'm pretty sure we go to the same school. My public speaking teacher does that ALL THE TIME. And my biology teacher says, "It's True!"

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