MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Fatty.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You're that phat one.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm so phat. Not fat, though.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

XD

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

SCHWABBLES!!!!!!! :D ^_^ <3

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Cobaby! :D

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*glomps* :D How are you? ^_^

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Goooood, but tiiiired. How bout you?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Pretty much the same... Except my period started today... :( Crrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmppss!!!!!! DX

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Aweww I'm sorry! I hate cramps! Mine started yesterday. Blllaaahhh, I'm bloated! D:

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

*cuts in* Mine started last night. O.o

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine ended today. Mwahaha.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*doesn't mind cut in* It sucks nubs, huh?

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm jealous, TS.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Definitely, I've taken like every pain medicine on the planet by now.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Uch. Asprin works best for me.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Advil seems to do the best for me.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*hugs DD and Schwabbles* Poor us... :( *sticks tongue out at TS* >:P

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But this one time, when I had broken my arm and was taking Vicodin, I got to use that for my cramps. Ahhhh, it was heaven.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like ibuprofen. And my cramps are the kind that make you want to kill yourself O_O Some months are so bad, I just lay on the floor in a fetal position and cry. Ibuprofen is strong enough for me usually.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Advil is the ONLY thing that'll work for me! But when my period starts when I'm at school, and my cramps get really bad, they have to send me home because they aren't allowed to distribute medicine to students! :D HAHAHAHA!!

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*cries* It's not like we're even going to have children till we're in our twenties anyway, what's the point?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*huggles TS* My cramps get that bad too... but it happens that way almost every month for me! I have to eat something before I can take Advil, and I never want to eat when my cramps are really bad! So then I have to lay in bed for hours until I feel just good enough to get up and eat, then I don't feel well enough to go and take the Advil, so I'm stuck in pain! I HATE CRAMPS!!!!!!!!! DX

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Hey! DD, I started getting my period when I was NINE YEARS OLD! So unless you can say the same, you can't complain as much as I can! I have more complaining rights!

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So, is the average streak over?! :(

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wrong website, bub.

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Ha ha we did this on a school bus too :) We were awesome!

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Why are you even here?!

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*sighs* Do they ever learn?

[ - ] fishandchipsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Didn't your parents give you this talk already?

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I said "why". Not "how".

[ - ] fishandchipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The reason why he/she is here is the same.

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...No.

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Huh?! Thats not nice.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are we supposed to be nice?

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, we should probably help the n00bs learn. Though setting them on fire is fun as well.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't "help" n00bs; I terminate them.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fair enough. Go right ahead.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

DEAR N00BS, if you have a facebook, please type MLIA Handbook and join to learn everything there is to know about being a commenter. Thank you, that is all.

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It is a bit chilly here... *jumps over to facebook*

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I pretty much had learnt everything on the handbook anyway. But I may just join for the sake of it.

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

eeerrr, I'm always nice, so that makes being nice average for me. *Eats junk food and waits*

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Only 56 members on the MLIA Handbook. Lame. (*Now I'm going to read it*)

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I joined. There is a bit where you write you username down.

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I wrote my username down :) I noticed someone other than me had just joined, so HI!

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*facepalm* You have a lot to learn.

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes I do.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

CRUTON!!!! *glomps* :D <3

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Doesnt say people can't be nice to one another. Peace and love, people. Peace and love.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What if he was serious? He's in some perv's basement now because you laughed at him instead of helping him.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Shuts basement door* ...What are you talking about?

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

On trips we used to wave at random people in other cars. For some reason the bus ride was the most fun part of the school trip.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was on a field trip a couple of years back in one of those tourist-luxury buses, and we were driving at night...around three am, a truck went *HONKHONK* and woke everybody up. He was laughing, but I kind of wanted to kill him. And that's my story.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I see your point. I would too.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*hands over knife* Go find him and wreak your vengeance.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A woman flashed our bus once.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The obvious question must be asked: Was she hawt?

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

She was fat... But the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra pleased all the horny teenage boys.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

D'X Well...some people carry fat well. I know I wouldn't look good super skinny.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha, sorry. I shouldn't have phrased it that way. She was an old saggy woman.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

>_< Nevermind then.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Was your friend oblivious? I'm confused.

[ - ] musicfreakkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I saw a stranger running on the bus.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I saw a bus running on a stranger.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Is it that hard to say "Three"?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Especially at the beginning of the sentence.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I bet they would find four even harder to say.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

F...Fo...Fur...For....FUCK! I can't say it.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*shakes head* So close.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They will probably die once they get to five.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't even tell them about six then.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Then we will celebrate.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have champagne waiting just for the occasion.

[ - ] HeyyThereKiddoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Shotgun some.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

[disappears]

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*throws flour on you* Ha! I see you, Ghost.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Holy Shit-steaks! Where did GOCF go?

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How am I suppose to comment this? I guess that worked...

[ - ] Can_Rappers_Annoy_PeopleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

New Post Alert!

[ - ] TypicalUserGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP should go to IMMD (It Made My Day). ;D

[ - ] EllareenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This was the first MLIA I ever read and after more than 300 pages I still think it's the best. :)

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