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Today, I received a long break up voice mail from a girl named Ashley, to her (ex)boyfriend Shaun. My name is Cynthia, and I listened to Ashley's extremely detailed list of problems that Shaun had during sex. Personally, I think Ashley is just picky, and Shaun is doing just fine. MLIA.

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[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 7Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

What the fuck is with all these names? What IS this?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I... I'm not sure. I just don't know anymore!

[ - ] rlyrandomguyGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I'm very confused.

[ - ] lover4evaGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

*sobs* I don't understand!

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Sounds like a soap opera recap.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

A'ight. Night, all. Have a lovely day, wherever you are! <3

[ - ] rlyrandomguyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Good night!<333 Sweet dreams.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Thank you! *hugs* <3

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Bye! <3

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 8Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

I think that you are a bit creepy, for listening to the entire message.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

That's what I was thinking. *tuts*

[ - ] Naginata1123Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Definitely not! I would listen to it, and it would make my day (I would be laughing my ass off by the end). You would probably want to listen to it too, you're just saying that for the sake of arguing against this person.

[ - ] 4of5RockerGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

I think this is anything but average. Meh.

[ - ] KellisGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

hahahaha AWKWARRRRD!!!

[ - ] iPirateGood: 3Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

The names are about as relevent as this post is to good. "Today I received a long break up voice message from A., to A's (ex)boyfriend B. I am C and I listened to A's extremely detailed list of problems B had during sex. Personally I think A is just picky, and B is doing just fine. MLIA"

[ - ] rachellenGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That made me more confused.

[ - ] pantsareoverateddGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What confuses me the most is... does Cynthia not have a female sounding voice on her answering machine, possibly implying that 'you've reached Cynthia'... I'm sensing a faiiiilll.

[ - ] hazelfGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

they could have an automatic message, like "The Caller you have reached is not available." that was made by the phone company. I do.

[ - ] FroscGood: 2Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

Sorry, who moderated to post this?

[ - ] RSTLLGood: 1Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

I'm assuming this MLIA is a lie, or that girl is dumb.

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

I googed RSTLL and FROSC :D

[ - ] MJ_junkie86Good: 1Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Thats a lie, I gooDed them.

[ - ] standtogetherGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

wow. not sure whether this is good or bad. especially because everyone above me seems to be analyzing the hell out of it.

[ - ] michaelaxGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I once had a wrong call on my old phone (I didn't set a voicemail) asking me to call back a Mr Wellington about an incident with a doorman :/

[ - ] sgoalrockGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

omg that reminds me of a time i got a text and a voicemail from somoene who wanted me to publish their books, they addressed me by shane hoover, and they said theyed bring the 1 grand, whooooa i was nervous......

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