Hey! I'm pretty multi-tasked too! I'm looking at riddles, watching my cat play with my baby sister, watching TV, commenting on MLIA and doing an assignment!
Okay, well... Here we go:A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Another riddle, hopefully more of a challenge: An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
I've met stupider people. Some girl asked my friend "How do you revise?" He told her that you stick a fork in the books you're revising from and put them in the microwave for 5-10 minutes. I think she acctually did it...
I don't know, I'm sure he mentioned she acctually did it because she's that dumb. I don't know what happened but I know the girl, she's an idiot...She asks questions about everything. I mean she asked me "Do zombies really exist" When I told her I was going to kill some zombies on my xbox, I think she thought I meant I wasv REALLY going to kill zombies, I don't talk to her anymore, she's really annoying, more annoying than me...:3
Okay, here we go: What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
(Yes, this riddle is from The Hobbit, but I like it).
Damn...Gotta take my little cousin into town tommorow to buy "New Moon." She said if I do she'll give me a chocolate bar...God damnit, why did I agree? >.<
It was a REALLY REALLY GOOD show. There was this girl and she died in a house. Mitchell was the vampire and he was like a nice vampire at first. Trying to like not drink blood. He met George, a warewolf and they moved into to the house where the woman died, and only they could see her ghost and they all became friends. Then it just had an epic story line from then on, with violence and blood and guts and werewolfs and vampires and an evil vampire who wants to kill every human and make vampires take over the world and shit. Then George killed him by ripping of his head. :3
No! Bad! We were going to say the name of the 50 states. I think it's 50 anyway. Yes 50! And you ruined. Sydney is not a state of the USA *picks up stick and hits you while impersonating Cartman from Southpark* Bad! That's a bad llamafish! Bad!
Never seen that one. Have you seen the Rainforest one. It's fucking hilarious, it's my favourite one. And Jennifer Aniston makes one of the voices in it. I think she's the leader of the choir, the choir's called "Getting gay with kids"
I'm going in 5 minutes. Friend's coming over and we're gonna kill zombies then go shopping and hang out in town. It's gonna be so fucking fun, i've got �130 to spend on whatever I want. I love my life.
I typed in riddles on google and this one came up... Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
it isn't even a riddle D:
I feel it in he air, as we're just sitting there. You look up smiling at me and I feel as if it is actually true. But then I saw you looking at that girl! Oooh oh ooh, that girl..
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