MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today my friend told me he was a vampire; I threw my garlic bread at him. MLIA
#1272751 Comments: 252 Vote: average 7252meh 532Share 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
*steals virginity* I'm too tired to think of anything else to say
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
You stole my b-day sex ):
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
OK, did he die?
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I hope he died.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
I hope they both died.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*misses Optimist*
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Optimist was here yesterday.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know, but I miss whenever he's not here, regardless of how long he's been away.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*miss him
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*does push-ups* These are hard to do D:
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Haha *also does push ups*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*sits down at computer* These are easier.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*lies in bed* This is even easier.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I could be doing that but I don't want to go on my ipod.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*fails because she is talking to to many people*
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*Is sore after one set*
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*does starjumps* I like these better!
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*feels guilty that he skipped a workout today*
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Does the robot*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*feels even guiltier because he doesn't work out*
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*never works out so you shouldn't feel bad*
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*starts doing a quick weights session now at 11.20pm*
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*eats grapes*
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
(Wow, New Zealand is exactly 2 hours in front of me)
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Holy fuck, fuck, you're awesome! Typing and doing push ups at the same time.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*nods* It's a talent.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Hey! I'm pretty multi-tasked too! I'm looking at riddles, watching my cat play with my baby sister, watching TV, commenting on MLIA and doing an assignment!
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Your lack of a comma angers me, but your use of a semicolon soothes me.
 
[ - ]  JasperismylaptopGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Sorry about that. (this is my story...)
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I ate it. yum.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ew, garlic bread with mayo?
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Not bad actually.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Mmm, with pickles and chocolate syrup.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
My sides hurt. And I pulled a muscle in my arm.. ._.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
D: howw?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
D: How?
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I reached under the couch to reach some money and my neck has been aching ever since. :(
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I read 'couch' as 'coach' and I was like 'WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING!?' ... Fail.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Coach as in... football coach?? o_o
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yes..
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Huh... It'd have to be a few hundred dollars at least for me to do that. ;)
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Lmao it's much funnier if you read it as coach.
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Haha. Too much wan- oh wait, you're female. JKS!
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Wah, my ankles hurt. Why does ice-skating hurt? Why am I so out of shape? Why am I asking so many questions? Why is my cat staring at me?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ice skating is heaps fun.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
This is true.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*has never been but agrees to fit in*
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You've never been ice skating?! D: Poor child!
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Last time I went ice skating, I got hypothermia and couldn't go snowboarding for a couple days. Gr.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ooh, cool! Ice-skating!
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
What is this, 20 questions?
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Is it a female?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Is it a virgin? Well, that's an obvious no.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
If it was, it isn't now...
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh, how that little sphere-like object pisses me off...
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I find it oddly amusing.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Mine has massive dents in it from when I've thrown it on the concrete and tried to destroy it. BUT THAT MUTHA F****ER WON'T DIE!
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
ok, there should only be 3 stars.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I... CAN'T... FALL... ASLEEP! FuckMyLife
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*fucks IWYV's life*
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'll sex you up. Will that help?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh, yeah. It's not like your wife is here or anything. >B(
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
... This is not what it looks like?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
... *runs*
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*tackle hugs* >:3
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Puts arms around both* Isn't it a lovely day today.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*steals sleep's virginity* HAHA! You can't have it, nyah nyah, nyahnyahnyah nyah!
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I caught myself saying "moving house" today, instead of just "moving." There was something else too, but I forgot. But I'm such a wannabe. Fraud.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh... my... god... I'm... so.... HUNGRY! *dies*
 
[ - ]  WristscratcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You're not the only one.>_>
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I really like cats. A I didn't have any amusing cat stories to tell today. So who wants a riddle?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I have four cats. They all enjoy running into screen doors.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I only have two, a sheepish black cat who hides in my shoe boxes and a cat with only three legs and a Hitler moustache.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I have five. I have a three-legged one too! Sorta. She can't use one of her legs, so she might as well be three-legged. But she's sick. :c
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, another riddle!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Okay, well... Here we go:A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Aquarium?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know this, the kid kept going up for air.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
He stood under a glass of water.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Correcto! That was an easy one, sorry everyone.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh yea. What he said.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Is the kid's name Ponyo?
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You take away the whole, an yet some remains. What am I?
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*and
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Wholesome.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Indeed.
 
[ - ]  WristscratcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Nope, he stood under a glass of water. :P
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*dances to music*
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Joins in*
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*dances with Vinneh*
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*trips and falls* Sorry, two left legs.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
-dances all alone in the corner by self-
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*-on a pole-
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Grabs YF* Yay, now we have 3 people!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
What about me?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yay!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Don't worry llamafish, I'll dance with you! -dances with llamafish-
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*dances*
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*yells through wall* Some of us are trying to sleep here!!
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*turns up music* I can't hear you whatttt!?
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*yells back* Wear some f**king earmuffs! :)
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That's it, I'm outta here! 'Night all!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*joins in as well*
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Another riddle, hopefully more of a challenge: An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Bricks. Oh wait, wrong story.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I was thinking that as well!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Probably, as bricks is not the answer.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
A match and a flint. He filled it with fire.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ooo. Mobs is good at these. Or I'm more tired than I thought. Or more stupid.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I like mine better.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Actually, I just guessed at this one. I knew the other one.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You would be correct if I didn't like llamafish's answer better :/ Goddamnit, you better not be googling these answers!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
The son becomes a prostitute and makes some more money and fills the room with whatever he desires.
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Lights and sound? :D
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yay. I got my account back. :3
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
YAY! :D *celebrates*
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Damn hacking blowjobber hacking me like that. O_O
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Didn't they know you?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't know. It was scary.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Could it be a sibling? A pet? Or just a coincidence?
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Heh... blowjobber...
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yes, I know what a blowjob is. I'm not stupid.
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know you know what a blowjob is. I'm just laughing at the fact that you made it a noun.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yes. It's my new insult to all who dare to defy me.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That made me remember a friend who thought she was preggers after she gave a guy a blowjob, man, she was stupid. :L
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Are you serious? :O
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I've met stupider people. Some girl asked my friend "How do you revise?" He told her that you stick a fork in the books you're revising from and put them in the microwave for 5-10 minutes. I think she acctually did it...
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't know anyone that stupid.
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Books went boom?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't know, I'm sure he mentioned she acctually did it because she's that dumb. I don't know what happened but I know the girl, she's an idiot...She asks questions about everything. I mean she asked me "Do zombies really exist" When I told her I was going to kill some zombies on my xbox, I think she thought I meant I wasv REALLY going to kill zombies, I don't talk to her anymore, she's really annoying, more annoying than me...:3
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Wow, how the fuck did I accidently put a "v" in there?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh, yay! [!]
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
What's with the sarcasm, do you not like me? Am I too bitchy. :3?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You annoy me.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well then, I'm an annoying bitch. Yay me! I don't really care what people say or think about me. :3
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I never said you had to care about what people think about you.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well, I like IKAZWMRG. Except his/hers name has too many words :/
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm a girl and you can call me Ikaz. :3
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Anyone want another riddle?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ok. Give us a riddle. :3
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeeeea!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Okay, here we go: What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And yet never grows? (Yes, this riddle is from The Hobbit, but I like it).
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Mountain...
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Sure is!
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I wasn't right, but I was close...:p
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh! Oh! A bird! A flying bird! With roots!
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Damn! So close. :(
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Don't you love it when a lot of people like your facebook status? Mine just got like by a billion people :D
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
What's your status?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
"Ignorance is bliss, so why are we forced to go to school?"
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah! I hate school! *high 5* It's rubbish and they teach me stuff I already know.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I dropped out but I would have liked your status if I was going to school.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ohhkay. How old are you? Just curious.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
17 years old or 119 dog years.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I think.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Erhh.. schools okay but I have my first day at a new school tomorrow :/ So, not looking forwards to it.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
My parents are making me stay on school instead of letting me drop out next year. :(
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I guess I better go to my new school before I hate it. :/ Also, how old are you?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I guess I better go to my new school before I hate it. :/ Also, how old are you?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Do a billion people even have a facebook?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I was obviously exaggerating, you gerald.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I think so. I was told it was like 900Million accounts, i'm not sure though.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Shit. That's a lot.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know, I have a Facebook but I don't use it much.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I use it a bit. I'm on now.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Damn...Gotta take my little cousin into town tommorow to buy "New Moon." She said if I do she'll give me a chocolate bar...God damnit, why did I agree? >.<
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You just have to buy it not watch it so relax, there are people in a worse place than you.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I would like Twilight, it's a really good idea for a story...They just fucked it up, ruined it. The book's shit aswell. Edward is so fuckin' ugly.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It would, but what's that author's name tried to appeal to desperate teens.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Tiffany or something. Like I care.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I love vampires, like the ones in 30 days of night, or other awesome vampire movies.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Vampires are amazing. Twilight fucked them up. Anyway, there was a show here called "being human" It had the best vampires of all time.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Never heard of it, if you say they are the best vampires of all time they must be epic.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It was a REALLY REALLY GOOD show. There was this girl and she died in a house. Mitchell was the vampire and he was like a nice vampire at first. Trying to like not drink blood. He met George, a warewolf and they moved into to the house where the woman died, and only they could see her ghost and they all became friends. Then it just had an epic story line from then on, with violence and blood and guts and werewolfs and vampires and an evil vampire who wants to kill every human and make vampires take over the world and shit. Then George killed him by ripping of his head. :3
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It sounds awesome!
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I miss it. The 2nd series just finished afew weeks ago. :(
 
[ - ]  WristscratcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Why do so many more people have a Facebook than a Myspace? At least you can customize your Myspace
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*jams to music*
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm listening to music.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I am putting jam on my music.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I want a jam sandwich now.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm listening to jam right now.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I haven't had Jam in so long... MMMM yummy. I now know what I'm having for lunch tomorrow.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Alaska. :3
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Florida.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Sydney.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No! Bad! We were going to say the name of the 50 states. I think it's 50 anyway. Yes 50! And you ruined. Sydney is not a state of the USA *picks up stick and hits you while impersonating Cartman from Southpark* Bad! That's a bad llamafish! Bad!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I didn't know. :S
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*talks like Cartman* Whenever my kitty bad, I pick up a stick and hit it! And I say bad kitty. Bad kitty!!!. I love southpark <3 :3
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I was watching South Park in my English class. It was the world of warcraft episode.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Never seen that one. Have you seen the Rainforest one. It's fucking hilarious, it's my favourite one. And Jennifer Aniston makes one of the voices in it. I think she's the leader of the choir, the choir's called "Getting gay with kids"
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You haven't seen the world of warcraft episode. :O. It's the best episode ever.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm going in 5 minutes. Friend's coming over and we're gonna kill zombies then go shopping and hang out in town. It's gonna be so fucking fun, i've got �130 to spend on whatever I want. I love my life.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You should buy me a new umbrella, mine broke yesterday.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Don't talk to me.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*whispers* why can't shim talk to you?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Because it annoys me.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Are you talking about me? Got something to say to me? Say it to my face.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't like your face. So, no. I will not say it to your face.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*giggles*
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  WristscratcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Arizona
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
In unrelated news you can get Dragonball Z series 1-9 for $330 AU.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
On ebay.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*feels awkward coming into a post this late*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*doesn't feel awkward* Hello.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Hugs* Welcome...:]
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well she's not bleeding on the bathroom floor for the attention.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
PATD?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Can I have a riddle? I wanna get this one right. :( Pleasee!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Nah, I'm out of riddles :/ I said about four hundred last night, ten billion today, and two just then.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You hurt my feelings.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I typed in riddles on google and this one came up... Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. it isn't even a riddle D:
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I think it means her butt, like she has buttsex.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Haha!
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeahhhh <3<3
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I was going to sing the rest of the lyrics but I wasn't sure :L
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm going now! *impersonates Peter Griffin* Bye! Bye! Bye! *throws confetti ( or however you spell it) Bye! Bye *dramatic exit*...hehe, i'm hyper.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Goodbye!!!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Byebye!
 
[ - ]  WristscratcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
At least you spelled confetti right... seeya!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I wake up everyday is a day dream.
 
[ - ]  Spam4Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
everything in my life aint what it seems
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
-dances around room to The Sounds-
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*danced with YourFather*
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*danced with YourFather*
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Guide me into the path that's right, I'm honestly not that bright. Ever since.. Ever since you left meeeee.. /endsinging.
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*yawn*
 
[ - ]  cheesepopsicleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hello... I'm Cheesepopsicle! =D
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hello.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That's great.
 
[ - ]  cheesepopsicleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know.
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
What does a cheesepopsicle taste like?
 
[ - ]  cheesepopsicleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It tastes like cheese on a stick! I guess.
 
[ - ]  Spam4Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm just really glad that none of you can hear my terrible Glee singing!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*is glad*
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I feel it in he air, as we're just sitting there. You look up smiling at me and I feel as if it is actually true. But then I saw you looking at that girl! Oooh oh ooh, that girl..
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
the*
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
So... I'm in the apple store :)
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Are you going to buy some granny smiths or something.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No, I'm stealing their wireless network.
 
[ - ]  cheesepopsicleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I was just there... My iPod exploded. =( It was very depressing.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It... Exploded?
 
[ - ]  cheesepopsicleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah. o_O
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
New post, it's shit.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Aren't they all?
 
[ - ]  LickmyfootGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I applaud you, OP.
 
[ - ]  JasperismylaptopGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Thanks.
 
[ - ]  WristscratcherGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
This post sucked. What igits are posting stupid stories like this?
 
[ - ]  WristscratcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
igits is my word, don't use it. It might get you into trouble
 
[ - ]  JasperismylaptopGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*awkward* Um. Okay. Hate on my post: I could care less. And igits is not your word. *rolls eyes*
 

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