MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was at the hospital with my dying grandfather. Knowing that his time was almost up, I asked him if he wanted anything at all. He told me that he just wanted to pass on in peace. As soon as he said that, my grandmother walked into the room, I heard my grandpa mumble "guess that's not gonna happen." MLIA.

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[ - ] MobileGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

MLIASitcom.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

But people don't die in sitcoms!

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wow, you were summoned and you arrive on the next post!

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What? I was?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Tuffy wanted you.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

She should come over here because I am here now.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I told her too :]

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

MOBILE!

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

TUF! <3

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*steps away*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Damn, we're pretty good at this. We now summon Johnny Depp. Let it be! *throws summoning powder*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

EMAIL ME. NOW. YES? <3 TheUnfortunateFlower@hotmail.com

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wait. Fail. ._. TheUnfortunateFlower@Gmail.com

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So you wish it, so it was done. *claps twice*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

We used the special summoning powder. *twitches*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Cocaine?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 231 year, 10 months ago

Your grandpa isn't cool, so shut the fuck up about him.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why do OPs insist on making MLIA depressing?

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, that is a little sad.

[ - ] DumblewhoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I agree. That's very mean and sad for your grandpa to say.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hospitals are freaky *shivers*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That's... Aww!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

MLIDD

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Heh, better than having an MLIA dedication post.

[ - ] raeannGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I thought that was what this post was gonna be about. I almost stopped reading.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The wind is scaring me.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It wants you.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I can hear it and it keeps saying my name. D:

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

'The wind.. It's speaking to us..' '..What's it saying?' 'I don't know.. I don't speak wind.'

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*drags conversation in from old post* Phew. What's this Google Wave now?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It sounds like a beach to me.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't know, but if it's made by Google it must be awesome.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...No.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Google Wave is an online tool for real-time communication and collaboration. A wave can be both a conversation and a document where people can discuss and work together using richly formatted text, photos, videos, maps, and more.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A wave is equal parts conversation and document. People can communicate and work together with richly formatted text, photos, videos, maps, and more. A wave is shared. Any participant can reply anywhere in the message, edit the content and add participants at any point in the process. Then playback lets anyone rewind the wave to see who said what and when. A wave is live. With live transmission as you type, participants on a wave can have faster conversations, see edits and interact with extensions in real-time.

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Condolences to OP's grandfather, who did make me laugh a little during his final moments.

[ - ] standtogetherGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

My condolences. Your grandfather is awesome. Did you lure his wife out of the room?

[ - ] NoodlechamaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

My condolences.

[ - ] lookaline___Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I totally thought this was going to be a "my late grandfather wanted to be on MLIA"

Official links

the official MLIA blog

the MLIA store

We did it! We sponsored a well

Well done!