MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Last night, my 78 year old grandma came over for dinner. Before dinner I was just walking around the house eating trail mix. I saw my grandma sitting on the couch so I walked over and offered her a raisin. She replies "No thanks. Raisins always remind me of old people." We laughed. MLIA

#1272692 Comments: 40 Vote: average 4899meh 322Share

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I want to use the phrase 'NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!' more often.

[ - ] YouThinkYouCanDanceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Jesus. THAT didn't just get accepted in MLIA.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*dances* It did.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Then... Raisin Toast = An orgy with old people.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

WHY THE FUCK IS DYSLEXIA SO HARD TO SPELL?! Are they just trying to fuck with them?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I had to google it myself to make sure I'd spelt it right.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm using Google Chrome, which comes with a built-in spell checker.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Google chrome buddies!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sigh... I tried to get Google Chrome, but it wasn't compatible with my Mac OSX... Sad. It still spellchecks though.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My Firefox has spell check on every website I use.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My firefox does that, too.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Have you got/heard of google wave?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OHH What's that? *listens intensely*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It'll take too long to explain it, but you should google it.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha! I ge tit!

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

HAHAHA! Was that accidental? Oh wow... Funny.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate raisins. They ruin all foods; cereal, muesli bars, hot cross buns...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm glad someone thinks the same as me.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Actually come to think of it, they don't even taste good by themselves. Whoever thought it was a good idea to dry grapes is an idiot. /rant

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

CC! My Melbournian... <3

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hello hello :)

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

CC!

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

FUCK!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How are youuuu!? <3

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am just deeelightful. How 'bout you?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My sister is a raisin, you insensitive bastard!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mobile should get on..

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*nods*

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Nods in agreement*

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*shakes head to be a non-conformist, but agrees with you*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mobile is probably asleep.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No...

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*gets confuzzled* but isn't it, like, 6am for him?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*nods* but I think he is watching a movie. MLIStalker.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't think he is... but he just might not be on here.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

GO GET READY FOR THE THING! What are you going to anyway?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, I'm going out with my friends... I'm going to be so late.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's a horrible thought...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

New post alert.

Official links

the official MLIA blog

the MLIA store

We did it! We sponsored a well

Well done!