MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wow, OP is easily entertained..

[ - ] hug_treesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Agreed.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

OP must be blonde.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That could explain many things in life.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I should have been in bed hours ago, I have school on monday after a 2 week break and my sleep schedule is all messed up from staying up late every night. So, I'm off to bed. Night y'all, sleep sweet!

[ - ] hug_treesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Goodnight , sleep dreams.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I do like sleep dreams better than day dreams. Hahaha. G'night!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Night.

[ - ] Jonno8825Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Wow! An average post for once. 10 points.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Is Your Father still here? I need to confirm my answer to his puzzle before I can go refresh old post.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

God, I can't wait any longer. Was the answer to the Einstein puzzle the Norwegian? *crosses fingers*

[ - ] dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No. I came up with that answer at first, but I then noticed a mistake.

[ - ] dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hint: the Norwegian has cats.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, I thought the Norwegian couldn't have cats, because.... Oh, nevermind, I read it as the man who smokes Blends has cats. What was the answer, I'm too tired to work it out.

[ - ] dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

German. I made the mistake of putting the German in the middle house but forgot about the part where the middle house drinks milk. That messed up a few things.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Gah, I'm usually really good at these too. I'm just tired, it's 5:32 am here. Excuses, excuses.

[ - ] dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Same. A friend of mine took the LSAT, and I took a few of his practice tests. The most I ever missed on the Logic Games section was one, and it was due to making a bonehead mistake like the one I made on that riddle.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP has as much attention span as a ohh look a butterfly.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Excuse me, but the shiny demands my immediate attention.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Op, I learnt that in OH look!! a Bird!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

FUCK! Go on MSN! Now! I need to talk to you!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm on!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

xfx! <3 <3 <3

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Llamafish!! heyy!! <3<3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How are you? <333

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am just great :] hehe <3 How about youuu? <33

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am a little tired but still good. <3

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You should go to sleep thenSilly!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's only 8:35 though, and I can sleep in tomorrow.

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fuck a duck. I have to go help out at this weird place, which means no MLIA untill later. :(

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've never done that to a duck and I don't plan too. Goodbye!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

... You haven't? You don't? You're missing out.

[ - ] dead_not_sleepingGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What about screw a kangaroo? Finger-bang an orangutan?

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's all a bit too messy for me, I like to stick with the easy to get hold of things.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So... anyone else want to post a riddle?

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Spy-d-er. :)

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Harry Potter.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Correct! Well done.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What word will describe a person or thing as not being found in any place and yet with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being actually present at this very moment?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*brain explodes* I... wha... urgbbblllsnsnsmdnsnsirjskdpwlndbcmap

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hahaha Pepper. Nowhere ; Now Here.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh! I see. Heh, it's late. 5:56 am. So... it's early now... I just never went to sleep.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

HOLY FUCK IT'S 2:30 IN THE MORNING?!!?!? Fuck... I'll try sleeping again. Goodnight, maybe.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ha, it's 5:33 am here. *dies*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Goodnight!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nighty night. :]

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Here's a short, funny, easy one. "Why couldn't John take a picture of his mom with curlers?"

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I dunno, why couldn't I?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Because she had no hair?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

XFX! *jumps on back*

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Pushes off, then jumps on your back* Much better :]

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That would probably work better, I might crush you.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha You wouldn't... So how are you my NZ buddy?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm alright aye. Went through about 3 hours of frustration trying to finish my assignment due tomorrow, then it wouldn't submit through the online website =/ Other than that I'm pretty awesome. How're you?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh wow.. that sucks!! Sorry. I am good :] except I need to study for exams which are all this week D:

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

He can only take a picture with a camera? HAHAA

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Very good! Gold star.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Because curlers can't take photographs...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes! Gold star.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yay!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Or because john's mum would have smacked him if he ever tried?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That too.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I once had pink jelly, which dyed my Tongue bright pink, followed by a blue slush. My mouth went purple :)

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ooh, too sweet... :X

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes, it was rather too much, but I wanted to make myself go hyper at the time. It worked :)

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Should I Americanize this? *jello *slushee.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No! British and Proud. :)

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

NOTTY! My friend once drank several of our slushies in a certain way and she dyed her tongue in three different colors, in stripes. It was pretty awesome.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

XAVIER! That sounds amazing!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey, is "awesome" an American word? Because I heard it was distinctly American.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I say it constantly, but I think that's because I talk to too many Americans. I wouldn't say it's specifically American, but it's like English saying 'bloody hell'; you associate it with one area.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh cool. Have fun at the thing you're supposed to be at in fifteen minutes! <3<3<333333

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, crap. Thanks for reminding me! <3

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Heheh. <3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I love this girly named Fuck. <3

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I love two girls named Fuck and Tuf. ;)

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No way, so do I!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*tackel hugs* I love a girl named Tuffy, because she is awesome :D

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I love a girl named Fuck, because I can so I do. :)

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I wuv a girl named Fuck. <3

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*sing song voice* I'm going to go and watch Essendon vs. Geelong at the MCG on Friday, you aren't! nya nya, nya nya nya!

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate AFL; Nya nya, nya nya nya!

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, why? Geelong is the best!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Take me with you?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

:( I just got here and I have to go now. I'm supposed to be going somewhere in fifteen minutes and I'm still in bed. LUV ALL U GUIZ!!!!!1 <3333333

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Bye TUF!! :D

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bye!! <3<3

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Byebye Notty. <3

[ - ] KellisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That sounds like something I would do. I hope you're blonde like me.

[ - ] xolivluvlaffsingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i am!! ahahaha :D thats funny

[ - ] xolivluvlaffsingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i amm!! ahah :D <3 go blondes

[ - ] turtle10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You know it was the gadarade color...right? U better

[ - ] xolivluvlaffsingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

yeah but it was so magically epic so suckitt

[ - ] MioneWazlibGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Congratulations. You've finally learned that blue+pink=purple.

[ - ] purplepuppies10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

DUUUUDE i so would too. i so would too. i think i just found an awesome person to be friends with!! :D

[ - ] xolivluvlaffsingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lets me friends ;)

[ - ] xolivluvlaffsingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

guys you guys are amazing thanks for voting for my story this is the first story of mine that has actually been published hah <3

[ - ] mandypandy615Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

omigoshh i love you sned :)

[ - ] xolivluvlaffsingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

SAYIDD! :D

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