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Yesterday, I bought two goldfish who were orange and white, so I named them Ron and Draco. Today I went to go feed them but instead I found the Draco fish floating upside down and the Ron fish swimming in circles above it. Well played Ron, well played. MLIA

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[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP is horrible.

[ - ] hug_treesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fish die quickly

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This is terrible.

[ - ] IcethefrostycatGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The Ron fish was flying?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP, you sadistic little bitch. As if you'd find a joke out of that.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Uhh.. a volcano? I think.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yup =]

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, and DNS answered the Einstein riddle.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ahh! S/he said the German?

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They said the Norwegian.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh shit, s/he said the Norwegian. Well yeah, it was the German.

[ - ] dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But it works with the Norwegian.

[ - ] dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No wait, it doesn't, I made a mistake.

[ - ] dead_not_sleepingGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It was the German.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bingo.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I'm bored with MLIA. Feel free to add me on msn:the_comeback_kid@hotmail.com.au

[ - ] dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I gave a more legit answer to the riddle.

[ - ] NeminiGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

If a fish floats, it's on the surface. If you "Ron" (what a sad name) is swimming above it, it must e swimming above the water surface - i.e. flying. Fail, OP.

[ - ] NeminiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*your, *be; my keyboard is not working well today.

[ - ] hannahrboydGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i was just thinking the same thing. dead fish float

[ - ] OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How was this well played?

[ - ] imma_blondeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP, go to www.averagewizard.com. :D

[ - ] tubby18Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

ummmmmmm how was ron flying?

[ - ] bellababieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

FAIL.

[ - ] VidmarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry, but this DOESN'T imply Ron was flying. Fish don't always float to the top of the bowl when they die, and this obviously means Draco was floating in the center of the bowl. Ron was swimming close to the top. This isn't something that you should overthink.

[ - ] JenbotGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

when it comes to water, floating generally means on the top

[ - ] schnauzerIuver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't applaud fish murder.

[ - ] JaysGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

GO and die..

[ - ] anonymous97Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Umm, how does that work? If fish are dead, they float. If Draco is dead (and floating), how can Ron be swimming above it?

[ - ] blahblahblah8Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Could someone please tell me what OP means? Sorry, I'm new!

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