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Today I was watching Jeopardy. Someone picked a question that was "Robert Pattinson portrays this teenage hero." One woman guessed Edward Cullen. She was wrong. The answer was Cedric Diggory. MLIA
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[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 6Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago
...But neither of them are really heroes...
 
[ - ]  JokestrMike89Good: 3Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
HA! Love it. Totally agree. They're a bunch of c-words.
 
[ - ]  whiteouTTGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Yeah...Cedric is just sort of there and then dies...
 
[ - ]  NeonOceaanGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Finally, a new post.
 
[ - ]  dyeuhreaGood: 5Bad: 151 year, 10 months ago
How did someone pick a question? Isn't jeopardy a bunch of answers that you have to ask the question? Dumbass.
 
[ - ]  aquafina33242Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
What is dumbass?
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Goodnight!
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Night, sleep sweet!
 
[ - ]  xoxopink16Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
G.H.E.D.F.T.U.M.S.A.F.S.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
God Has Evil Ducks Fight The Ugly Men So All Feel Safe. =]
 
[ - ]  xoxopink16Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
good one
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
xD Thanks.
 
[ - ]  aquafina33242Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Good Hebrews Elaborate Deafened Foreigners To Understand Many Salty Animals From Siberia.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
I just posted another riddle :( Anyway, here it is only this shiny new post: There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Question! Was 'one day' the next day? Or days later?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Damnation, I said it in the post back there.. One day, because he gave the husband his wife back every night.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
And I saw, and answered there! -flail-
 
[ - ]  hug_treesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Did the wizard give the wife back as a human or rose bush?
 
[ - ]  KhyxGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
She's the only rosebush with no dew!
 
[ - ]  aquafina33242Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
He never changed her back into a bush!
 
[ - ]  tdd1006Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
I'm pretty sure they tell you the answer first in Jeopardy. Also, fuck you.
 
[ - ]  dragongirl2005Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well... Edward Cullen isn't exactly a teenager... he just looks like one.
 
[ - ]  VernkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well, I'm guessing it had to be a talking rose bush since she begged the wizard to let her go home AFTER he turned her into it, so maybe she just yelled ''HEY STUPID, I'M OVER HERE'' and her husband found her.
 
[ - ]  epic32294Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  KayyylaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Edward Cullen is technically not a teenager cause he is 108 years old. he just looks like a teenager cause he was a teen when he got bit.
 
[ - ]  travelbeachgirl8Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
win. just WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  ZyrieGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
HA!! Take that Twilight! Not even Jeopardy likes you! Harry Potter FTW!!
 
[ - ]  AliceyyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
But how does that make your life average...?
 
[ - ]  tigerloverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Harry Potter wins agian
 
[ - ]  Artemis_GoHGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
YES!!!!!!! Harry Potter kicks Twilight's ass! Go HP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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