In high school my spanish class was taught by a teacher at another school via video conference. To get out of class we would all "freeze" and not talk until the teacher ended class thinking that camera was broken. MLIA
Dear both of you, This is BCF's thing. I don't mind, but you may be torn to tiny, bite-size pieces of she sees you guys talking like this and it's not directed at her... Love, PerPar.
Dear PP (haha, pee pee), BCF does not own this. This has been done many times and was started before she was born. It would be like me claiming that using question marks are my thing. Sincerely, DNS.
Dear DSD, I understand this, but addressing each other in a short letter on MLIA is usually connected to BCF, and she and her friends can be rather possessive of their inside joke/MLIA memes. I'm just warning you. Love, PerPar.
Dear DSD, I'm glad. As much as I love BCF and find her rage hilarious, I hate how people cower and suck up to her just because she says "fuck" a few times. However, please don't start a flame war. They are boring. Again, just trying to help. I really don't give a shit. Love, PerPar.
Dear DNS, I don't know if that was an insult, or you were telling me to grow some balls, or if you were telling me you have balls for not caring what BCF says to you, but I just noticed I wrote your name as "DSD" both times, and I apologize. It will either be fixed or it will become a nonsensical nickname. Which do you perfer?
Dear PP, I will probably stop doing this anyways once I tire of it. Which is now. Though knowing that BCF would try to tear me to shreds makes me laugh. Love, Lirael.
Dear PP, it was meant to be random. Also, your last comment does not have a valediction. It makes me think more is coming. As to your question, I do not care. Truly Yours, DNS
I wasn't trying to e force anything, I was just trying to warn you guys that if you went around doing that, she might curse at you. Some people get really freaked out by that. I was just warning you. I don't care if you talk like that.
Look, from the tone of your comment, you don't care too much for me. Which I understand, seeing as my comment was an unnecassary party pooper. I really was just saying. I try not to be too annoying, but it's a constant struggle.
Uh, since forever, considering those words have actual meanings which don't make sense in a lot of contexts. Especially on MLIA. But whatever, swear all you want, just not at me.
"but."? What the shit? Okay, heres the riddle:
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
(Sorry, thats an easy one. Couldn't think of any better ones I know).
Spam time! Can you guys post a comment on the latest MLIA blog post asking Mek to change the username font so we can tell the difference between a lowercase "l" and an uppercase "I"? Thanks.
I can usually tell who's a clone immediately, but it would just discourage them from making the account in the first place and cluttering up the page with their trolling.
Okay well, another riddle!
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
Okay, well, hopefully none of you have. -clears throat- With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?
Is it right? Because I swear to god I didn't look it up or know it before hand. And if it IS right, then it would be the FIRST TIME EVER that I figured one out on my own. Please tell me, I have to know if I need to get my dancing shoes on.
Okay, I want to do one. This one's one I liked telling when I was little. It is also the only one I know off the top of my head. "Thirty two white horses on a red hill. Always moving, but always standing still. What are they?"
I'll rewrite it as "Hopefully all sixteen hopefully white horses stand on a hopefully pinkish hill/plateau. Sometimes moving as a whole, but individually and relative to where they're stationed, they are also always standing still." How's that?
Here's an old one: A man lives on the 20th floor of his apartment building. When he goes to work, he takes the elevator down to the first floor. However, when he comes home from work, he only takes the elevator to the 10th floor and walks the rest of the way, except on rainy days where he takes the elevator all the way to the 20th. Why?
Here's Albert Einstein's riddle, which he said only 2% of people could solve it. I'm pretty proud to be apart of those 2%. Please don't google the answer!
There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.
1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.
THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?
HINTS
1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.
Yes. I've figured everything out after YF informed me of my mistake. The answers are in order: Norwegian lives in the Yellow house drinks water smokes dunhill has cats ... Dane lives in the blue house drinks tea smokes blends owns horses ... Brit lives in the red house drinks milk smokes paul mall owns birds ... German lives in the green house drinks coffee smokes prince owns fish ... swede lives in the white house drinks beer smokes bluemaster owns dogs.
Okay, here's another riddle while people try to solve Einstien's puzzle. Here we go: There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
Hahaha. Alright, so the wizarm moved her every night from one place to the other, which would cause some type of disruption of a sort.. I would say the ground, but i'm sure a wizard would think of the obvious things like that. At night, dew collects on most plants unless they're moved.. And since she IS moved, unless the husband came back during the late day, wouldn't she be the one without dew? And, uh, sorry if this is really long and rambley(SP?).
OOOH I have a riddle!!! Okay: There is a Port-o-potty in between two hills. There is a man going down the hill to the bathroom. One man ia already in the bathroom, and there is one running up the opposite hill from the bathroom. What are the nationalities of these three men? HINT: They are each different nationalities. :D
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