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Life is pretty normal today.
In high school my spanish class was taught by a teacher at another school via video conference. To get out of class we would all "freeze" and not talk until the teacher ended class thinking that camera was broken. MLIA
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[ - ]  littleactressGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Why was your class taught by VIDEO?
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 11Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, they trust you too much, OP.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
Hey, who badded me? What's the problem?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Don't worry, I gooded you :]
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Thank you. :)
 
[ - ]  blanketttGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Haha, finally, I can say "gooded" and badded" without being attacked for having bad grammar! Yes!
 
[ - ]  i_stalk_mliaGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
I was wondering the same... By the way I'm not too sure if I replyed to this right since it's my first time posting...
 
[ - ]  i_stalk_mliaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*replied
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dog gone it, I forgot to check for a new post again and was sitting all alone by myself :(
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It happens to the best of us!
 
[ - ]  Sterling_ArcherGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Johnny Bench called ...
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Your sn pleases me.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Today and probably for the rest of your life you will be incompetent at Spanish.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
If I were OP I would learn Spanish. Spanish is probably the sexiest language ever.
 
[ - ]  suckmybrainGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Spanish makes me think of soap operas and dumb housewives watching them. So no, Spanish doesn't sound sexy at all.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Is there another post or something? Its so dead..
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Dear OP, please capitalize the word 'Spanish'. Sincerely, Lirael.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
P.S. OP, you are now on fire.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Dear Lirael, thank you. Sincerely, PBP.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
Dear both of you, This is BCF's thing. I don't mind, but you may be torn to tiny, bite-size pieces of she sees you guys talking like this and it's not directed at her... Love, PerPar.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Dear PerPar, thank you for the advice. This will be the last time I write like this. Love, PBP.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
P.S. Sorry, BCF.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear everyone, I have changed my mind. Sincerely, PBP.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Dear PBP, You are too easily persuaded. It's okay though, I really don't care, I was just trying to help. Love, PerPar.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear PerPar, I'm not quite that malleable, and I'm glad you don't care. But I would just like to establish that fact. Love, PBP.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Dear PP (haha, pee pee), BCF does not own this. This has been done many times and was started before she was born. It would be like me claiming that using question marks are my thing. Sincerely, DNS.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Dear DNS, good point. Love, PBP.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
Dear DSD, I understand this, but addressing each other in a short letter on MLIA is usually connected to BCF, and she and her friends can be rather possessive of their inside joke/MLIA memes. I'm just warning you. Love, PerPar.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Dear DNS, I agree with you. Sincerely, Lirael.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Dear PP, I fear not such people. DNS
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Dear DNS, thank you for not conforming. Sincerely, PBP.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear DSD, I'm glad. As much as I love BCF and find her rage hilarious, I hate how people cower and suck up to her just because she says "fuck" a few times. However, please don't start a flame war. They are boring. Again, just trying to help. I really don't give a shit. Love, PerPar.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear PP, testicles. That is all. DNS
 
[ - ]  blanketttGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear all of you writing like this, I just wanted to have an excuse to do it, too. Love, B (?)
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear PerPar, what was with the enforcement if you didn't give a shit anyway? Love, PBP.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear DNS, I don't know if that was an insult, or you were telling me to grow some balls, or if you were telling me you have balls for not caring what BCF says to you, but I just noticed I wrote your name as "DSD" both times, and I apologize. It will either be fixed or it will become a nonsensical nickname. Which do you perfer?
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear PP, I will probably stop doing this anyways once I tire of it. Which is now. Though knowing that BCF would try to tear me to shreds makes me laugh. Love, Lirael.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear Lirael, I am also tiring of this letter-writing-esque commenting. Love, PBP.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear PP, it was meant to be random. Also, your last comment does not have a valediction. It makes me think more is coming. As to your question, I do not care. Truly Yours, DNS
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I wasn't trying to e force anything, I was just trying to warn you guys that if you went around doing that, she might curse at you. Some people get really freaked out by that. I was just warning you. I don't care if you talk like that.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well, thanks for the non-enforcement. I don't particularly like the cussing sometimes, because it's mostly unnecessary.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Look, from the tone of your comment, you don't care too much for me. Which I understand, seeing as my comment was an unnecassary party pooper. I really was just saying. I try not to be too annoying, but it's a constant struggle.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Damn lag. The "Look" comment was to the last letter esque comment. Sorry.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Swearing ... unnecessary? Since when the fuck is that shit fucking unnecessary?
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Uh, since forever, considering those words have actual meanings which don't make sense in a lot of contexts. Especially on MLIA. But whatever, swear all you want, just not at me.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Dear people commenting, I find it very amusing that you are commenting about me. Love, BCF.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Who wants another riddle?
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I didn't see the other one but sure!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh right, it was last night. Too long ago.. but.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
"but."? What the shit? Okay, heres the riddle: They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they? (Sorry, thats an easy one. Couldn't think of any better ones I know).
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
If it wasn't for the thumb part, I would have said chicken. Ya know, like chicken fingers ...
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Are they gloves? I know a different riddle for gloves, but that's still my guess.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I believe this is correct ... unless they are made of certain animal skins ...
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I typed the riddle into google and the first one had a comment on it saying that. :D
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Leather gloves would be incorrect, but latex gloves are possible.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Knitted gloves also work.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
OK, since we're getting into the semantics of my guess, I will be more specific: Cloth gloves. As in, definetely not made of animal skin gloves.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well, Our Father is not here to say "correct" or "incorrect" ...
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Is skin classified as flesh?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Correct, it is gloves. Sorry about a bit of a late reply but my brother just broke his leg. :D
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Our Uncle just broke his leg? Then, why are you smiling?
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Your brother broke his leg? Our Uncle? Well, then. *signs Get Well Soon card* Who's next?
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Er... fish fingers?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Insects?
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*gestures with hand* Go ahead.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 7Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
Spam time! Can you guys post a comment on the latest MLIA blog post asking Mek to change the username font so we can tell the difference between a lowercase "l" and an uppercase "I"? Thanks.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I'm just asking because of the sudden influx of clones. Just trying to make it easier for all of us. *pouts*
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I like it how you can't tell my clone and I apart. Even though I have not seen her in ages...
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I can usually tell who's a clone immediately, but it would just discourage them from making the account in the first place and cluttering up the page with their trolling.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Bye everyone!!! :D
 
[ - ]  littleactressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Bye!
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
See you!
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Farewell, LF69. <3
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
._. I need to talk to Fuck..
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
She might be having dinner about now.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
If a chick is pissing you off, kick her ass. If a dude is pissing you off, kick his ass.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
You mustn't abuse women physically. :( but I gooded you anyway.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
TUF is a chick. She can kick a chick's ass.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
It'd be a bit awkward. : /
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Chick fights are awesome.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
There's someone called Fuck? Since when?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Since forever.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
o_O Okay...?
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
xfuckx. Since forever. Unless there's someone JUST called "fuck." Then I don't know.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Oh, yeah, them. I thought you just meant someone just called 'fuck'.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Okay well, another riddle! A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
The Maid, because the mail doesn't come one Sundays..?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
on*
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Correct :]
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I agree with you TUF.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
But I was more enthusiastic. :)
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Good one. :)
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I KNOW THIS! It's the MAID because there is no mail on SUNDAY! AHAHAHA!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Right you are, Harry! No post on Sundays. Ha!
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Not one single blasted latter, not one!
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*letter
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Why would they arrest the murdered? He's dead ... he didn't do anything ...
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ooops, pretend it said murderer.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dammit, I laughed-up all my water onto my shirt. :)
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It'll dry.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Spelling mistake, DNS.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No shit. I was being a smartass.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, I could see that. I was being a smartass too. :)
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Aw, everyone's butts are so clever! ^u^
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That made me laugh. :)
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Want another riddle, or sick of them? And remember, don't answer if you've heard of them before.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Sure, and if I heard it before, I'll pretend like I didn't.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Okay, well, hopefully none of you have. -clears throat- With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm going to say what everyone is thinking and say vampire?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Incorrect.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Is it a stapler?
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*raises eyebrow* surely you looked it up?
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
(I did.) :D
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Is it right? Because I swear to god I didn't look it up or know it before hand. And if it IS right, then it would be the FIRST TIME EVER that I figured one out on my own. Please tell me, I have to know if I need to get my dancing shoes on.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I think you got it.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
): Yeah, it is. Damnit, you guys know more riddles then the people last night! It took them three posts to figure out the answer to one.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Keep going ...
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No! I swear I didn't know if beforehand or look it up! Hold on! *runs to get dancing shoes.* *dances*
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Nice work.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Not being Twilight-orientented here (I mean, vampires existed before those books), but is it a vampire, or a vampire bat?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
A stapler?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yep.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Aww, I feel special when I know the answer. But yes, I do want to hear another one.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well, your riddles are extremely exciting and everything, YF, but I'm leaving now. Bye everyone! :)
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Good night PBP, sleep sweet. =]
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Byebye. (:
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
bye! <3
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Goodnight!
 
[ - ]  NeonOceaanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
A new post would be nice.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Okay, I want to do one. This one's one I liked telling when I was little. It is also the only one I know off the top of my head. "Thirty two white horses on a red hill. Always moving, but always standing still. What are they?"
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I can't remember the answer but that was a riddle in The Hobbit? :D
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No. I tried to remember the riddle from The Hobbit, but I couldn't. And I was too lazy to look it up.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Carousel?
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Would it be teeth, or something to do with the mouth?
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It's teeth. Gold star!
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ooh, shiny! =D -Happy dances-
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That makes no sense ... gums are more pinkish than red ... and all 32 aren't on one "hill".
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I didn't make it up, that's just how I remember it.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'll rewrite it as "Hopefully all sixteen hopefully white horses stand on a hopefully pinkish hill/plateau. Sometimes moving as a whole, but individually and relative to where they're stationed, they are also always standing still." How's that?
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm going to bed, it's 2:20 here. Good night to all.
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Night night.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Goo' night!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Good morning!
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Sleep sweet!
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Here's an old one: A man lives on the 20th floor of his apartment building. When he goes to work, he takes the elevator down to the first floor. However, when he comes home from work, he only takes the elevator to the 10th floor and walks the rest of the way, except on rainy days where he takes the elevator all the way to the 20th. Why?
 
[ - ]  littleactressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Omg I know this one cause he's a midget.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
He's too short to reach the 20th button :D
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh! And on rainy days he has an umbrella! Cute!
 
[ - ]  littleactressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't understand why he doesn't just carry around a cane...
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
He is neither a pimp nor a gimp.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well, I'm going to go. If Mobile comes back tell him to email me, please? TheUnfortunateFlower@gmail.com Byes.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I will. Good night love. I hope you feel better.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Heres another: Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Time or death ... one of the two.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Time. That was was easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Here's one: "Forward I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?"
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yvaeh? (wocka wocka)
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No xD Guess again.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know, I was making a joke.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I figured as much. =]
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh wait. Is it "ton"? Because it's "not" backwards?
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, you get a shiny!
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh! Clever!
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
xD It's an old one, my grandpappi told it to me.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Heavy/yvaeh?
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
For some reason, riddles creep me out. Something to do with a hidden meaning and the rhyming. But I love hem, they make me feel clever. Keep going.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Here's Albert Einstein's riddle, which he said only 2% of people could solve it. I'm pretty proud to be apart of those 2%. Please don't google the answer!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up. 1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours. 2. In each house lives a person of different nationality 3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet. THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH? HINTS 1. The Brit lives in a red house. 2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. 3. The Dane drinks tea. 4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house. 5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee. 6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. 7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill. 8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk. 9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. 11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill. 12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer. 13. The German smokes Prince. 14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. 15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well I bet it's the person who lives next to the person who smokes Blends but it's too complicated for me to figure out.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Want me to say the answer?
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yes please. Brain is having spasms trying to figure this out.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Wait, I need five yeses before I say the answer. I don't want to spoil it for someone :/
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dammit, I need one of those elimination square chart thingies. I love these kind of puzzles. Not really a riddle though. Give me a second.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
This might be late, but I've been working on it: The Norwegian owns fish.
 
[ - ]  littleactressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I think it's the German.
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yes. I've figured everything out after YF informed me of my mistake. The answers are in order: Norwegian lives in the Yellow house drinks water smokes dunhill has cats ... Dane lives in the blue house drinks tea smokes blends owns horses ... Brit lives in the red house drinks milk smokes paul mall owns birds ... German lives in the green house drinks coffee smokes prince owns fish ... swede lives in the white house drinks beer smokes bluemaster owns dogs.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Wait, don't Yahoo the answer either, if thats the kind of creepy shit you're into. -shudders-
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hahaha. Yahoo, ew.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
RIDDLEY TIME!- What is greater than God, is more evil than the devil, Poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it, you will die?
 
[ - ]  dead_not_sleepingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Nothing.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ditto to this! I used to ask everyone this when I was younger.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
HAHAHA! I find it funny. I don't know why...
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Okay, here's another riddle while people try to solve Einstien's puzzle. Here we go: There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
women* (I made that mistakes a few times actually).
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Was it One day, or the next day that he came back?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
One day, the wizard gave the husband back her wife everynight.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
his wife* Oops. I'm having a lot of typos today :/ Guess I shouldn't have skipped that coffee earlier..
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hahaha. Alright, so the wizarm moved her every night from one place to the other, which would cause some type of disruption of a sort.. I would say the ground, but i'm sure a wizard would think of the obvious things like that. At night, dew collects on most plants unless they're moved.. And since she IS moved, unless the husband came back during the late day, wouldn't she be the one without dew? And, uh, sorry if this is really long and rambley(SP?).
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
wizard*
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Correct! The one without dew!
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yay~! =D
 
[ - ]  MJ_junkie86Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Everyone gone to sleep? Stupid England and our stupid GMT :(
 
[ - ]  Selena_CheeseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
OOOH I have a riddle!!! Okay: There is a Port-o-potty in between two hills. There is a man going down the hill to the bathroom. One man ia already in the bathroom, and there is one running up the opposite hill from the bathroom. What are the nationalities of these three men? HINT: They are each different nationalities. :D
 

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