MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

As I was walking home, a van stopped near me. I got really scared so I decided to stay in one spot and text until the person in the van left. I stood there for at least 5 minutes texting and the van was still there. Then I looked at the guy in the van, and realized he was waiting for me to cross so he could get into his driveway. MLIA.

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[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I read 'As I was walking home, a van stopped near me.' And I thought of IWYV...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I feel special.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You should.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It's good to see we think along the same lines.

[ - ] Sterling_ArcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've got nothing for this.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You did not stand there for 5 minutes. You stood there for about 10 seconds before he honked at you to move. Don't lie.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Gross exaggeration of time spent on an activity or action is damn average. Ironically.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Action? *strikes superhero-like pose*

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oooooo does you have any superpowers?? *drools as pupils dilate in awe*

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why does Superman deflect bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw the revolver at him?

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

He's humble.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, but he has machine guns.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yea, Action Man was just really built and had a fuckload of gadgets.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Eh, I do the same thing when I'm unsure of the actual length of time. But I make it obviously intentional. Like ten years.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

FRECNDY?!?!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Where?

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I kind of do the same thing, only I've never made a mistake like that. Why were you standing in someone's driveway, anyway? Move to the side, OP, move to the side.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think I shall disappear for a while. Goodbye.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fail. ._.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

See ya TUF, lessthanthree you.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fail? Why? I didn't make the OP mistake.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Maybe not at least 5 minutes, because the driver would've honked or something.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Scroll up, read my comment.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Unless he also sat there texting for 5 minutes because he got scared that a creepy girl possibly with ill intentions was standing in his driveway.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't freeze, stupid. Hide.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ask for candy.. Hiding will get you nowhere in life, unless you're in a league of hide 'n' go seek.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Is 'hide and GO seek' the American way of saying it? We here in Australia call it simply 'Hide and seek'.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I live in Canada, but have always called it by both.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Technically, I'm not American.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What are you technically then? *Curious*

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

'Tis true.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

(but I haven't a clue)

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

WOO Go Australia!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Australians, a large group of people who just wish they could be Kiwis. You see Dougie Bollinger kiss the VB symbol on his shirt?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nah mate, I think the Kiwis want to be Aussie.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Trust me, no Kiwi wants to be an Aussie.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm Kiwi, but live in Oz. No Kiwi wants to be Aussie.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Believe me, Aussies love being Aussie. If anything, we want to be British.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Go Canada!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*starts singing* Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

For what? Kicking ass at the Olympics?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Have you not seen the South Park movie?

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nope. I am guessing I should then?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's a song from that movie. It's pretty funny in context of the movie. That is of course if you appreciate South Park's humour.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I do, but I still have not gotten around to seeing the movie.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I stand in the middle of driveways all the time. It's a new sport. Like setting the OP on fire.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I prefer the latter...

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

The first two sentences were sarcasm. I have got to start making that clear.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Let's try this again.. I think I shall disappear for a while. Goodbye.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Copies and pastes comment down here* See ya TUF, lessthanthree you.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Lessthanthree? As in, love heart? I don't know these things. Enlighten me, please?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes, and in I hate how the <3 looks, but I can't really do a heart any other way.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"and in" the fuck? I meant as in*

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ah, OK. Thanks. :)

[ - ] xoxopink16Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

alt 3 = &65

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bye TUFKINS!

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, and good-bye, TUF. Don't try suicide. Listen to the Queen song of that name. Actually, that's a kind of depressing song. Forget it.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Jumper by Third Eye Blind is a good anti suicide song.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So is My milkshake but the Punk goes Crunk version. I'm not sure who its by.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Actually most songs on the Punk goes Crunk album are entertaining.

[ - ] Sterling_ArcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think getting laid is good anti-suicide ... stuff.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

NO! Don't go away. Being alone with your thoughts isn't as comforting as being with us. Trust me!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

FUCK, I'm tired! Night everyone!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Goodnight!!! Don't take too many peoples virginities.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Goodnight! I agree with LF69. Take it easy.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So.. who wants a riddle?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

New post.

[ - ] OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Silly tit

[ - ] ChrisLaFeyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The poor man in the car . . .

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