MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are you the spawn of the unoriginal fuck who thought up the Snuggie?

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I need a blanket with sleeves so my arms don't get cold when I use the remote! Boy, this bathrobe sure is comfy. Hey! Wait a minute!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Wow, OP! You're fucking retarded! Not even a rapist would want you. Wait, yes I would. The dumber they are, the more they'll do.

[ - ] Sterling_ArcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's like you read my thoughts.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

And now I know you want me to fuck you.

[ - ] Sterling_ArcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Only if you're a hot chick. I'm not into gay sex.

[ - ] Sterling_ArcherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It took me less time to get into your mom's pants.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I can't believe you managed to type this out by yourself.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ouch! *giggles*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I want to kill myself. ;-;

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

NO TUF! DON'T SAY THAT!

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

TUF, I was like this last week, don't do it. I love you. Don't.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

NO TUF! DON'T SAY THAT!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Too late. I already said it. ._.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Do not do it. Don't. Don't. Don't. Please don't. :( This is my sad face. Don't make me use it on you.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I never said I was going to, I just said I wanted to.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What's wrong?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate my life. ._.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wanna talk about it?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Alright, well if you want to talk to someone you don't know you know where to find me.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But we love you too much! If you do can I have your corpse? You know, just for sentimental reasons... Nothing sexual.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Take what you want. .-.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Can I have your virg-- Nevermind. Don't do it! You're awesome! We love you! Suicide will only make things worse.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't know what to say... except, DON'T DO IT! WE LOVE YOU! THE WORLD HAS ONLY ONE UNFORTUNATE FLOWER AND WE NEED IT!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

If you want I'll start making inappropriate jokes again, despite your age.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Please, I make inappropriate jokes despite knowing some commenters' ages all the time.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha I just did it to TUF all the time, then found out she's 14.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh sh- really? TUF DON'T DO IT YOU HAVE MANY GOOD YEARS AHEAD!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

.. I thought you knew how old I was..

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I actually did not.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You learn something new everyday.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

TUF IS 14!?!? Holy fuck, I feel like a pedophile.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How did you people not know that I was fourteen?

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What? How old are you then? Am I talking to a bunch of weird 20 year olds or something?!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm 19. But I'm not weird. Outside of MLIA, that is.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm 18.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm 14! Ah! And I'm weird outside MLIA anyway. But seriously, no pedo jokes, please.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I just turned 19. But yeah, I'm really shy and socially awkward not on here. Maybe because I curse the same amount in both places. Fuck is like a comma to me...

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ohfuck reallyfuck Mobile? ...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've told 12 year-olds I'd fuck them with brooms (In my defense I'd like to note that I had no idea they were 12). Please, make inappropriate jokes.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Brooms? Just say you want to put the beef in their tacos.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Clever.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah. You said that to me. I'm 12. I got over it.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's still creepy. =P

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yep, it was creepy until I realized that I will never meet these people and they don't really mean it. So I got over it.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Touche. But still... creepy. -_-

[ - ] Sterling_ArcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No. Don't. Don't be sad. Sad faces make chick look ugly.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

TOFU DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT! THERE'S NO REASON TO THINK LIKE THAT! Really, please talk to me whenever you need to, about anything. There's no sense in saying things like that. Please talk to me, tell me what's wrong.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

._.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Would you like an e-hug? I know they're not as good as an actual hug, but it's the best I can do...

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You can read, but you can't remember the existence of sweatshirts? What's wrong with you?! =P

[ - ] ilovenachosGood: 1Bad: 101 year, 10 months ago

dont b mean guys!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You're fucking stupid as hell. It's really not that difficult to type well. And I'll be mean if I feel like it. Fuck you. You should try it; it's quite enjoyable.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wow, that was harsh.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But necessary.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You think?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You and everyone else, I suppose. :)

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Where have you been, ILN? Barely anyone is nice on this site these days. In the comments section anyway.

[ - ] ilovenachosGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i know! whats up with that!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your grammar. That's "whats up with that".

[ - ] ilovenachosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

what did i do wrong??

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

If you seriously can not see what's wrong then I'm not going to waste my time.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No capitals, improper punctuation, grammatical errors. That's what's wrong. It's not so bad, but you should know that a lot of commentors are Grammar Nazis here.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Gah, I don't know. And you better start typing with proper grammar and spelling, otherwise you'll elicit a lot more than bads. Just some friendly advice, ILN.

[ - ] ilovenachosGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

gee thanks

[ - ] ilovenachosGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

was that proper?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*facepalm*

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, ILN. No it was not. Where do you go to school?

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I wasn't being sarcastic. Tone of 'voice' was meant to be monotonous and factual. I don't want to be mean.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Capitalize, and punctuate. And we're actually not that mean, we just like bashing. But noobs and bad grammar really do annoy us.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

These trolls make me sad...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sad thing is, I don't think it's a troll.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh no :( A reg gone bad or what?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, a "troll" is someone being intentionally stupid. A "noob" or "n00b" is someone who is just stupid.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, this place has just been crazy with the both of them lately. I'm considering leaving for a few months...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, trolls want to provoke people. They want to get a reaction out of us. N00bs are just dumbfucks.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The random, unneeded ellipsis at the end of your sentence makes me sad. Wait, no it doesn't.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I just like those. :D

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't worry, I overuse them too.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*growls* No. Go away.

[ - ] NacholatteGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...I see how it is... I'm the real nacho around here.

[ - ] Barista13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dumb!

[ - ] Jacques13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Who's "they?"

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