MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

The other day in my Spanish class, the class clown was called up to write on the overhead. So when he's up there he randomly blurts out "I'm gonna be on tv one day". So the teacher replies "yea I hope so, so I could just turn you off". His response... "You already turn me off" and just about everyone laughed. Definitaly made my day. MLIA

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[ - ] ActionManGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*slays you for using terrible grammar*

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*is glad you didn't misspell "grammar" like almost everyone else*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You know what makes my day? *steals virginity* That.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

IWYV! I forgot to tell you to look up Arctic Monkeys as well... for your musical exploration...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I just listened to Brainstorm by them, it was pretty cool.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

People who include an "a" in definitely are douchetards.

[ - ] 1337413xGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It makes me think they put the words define and Italy together.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

^ Had a good chuckle at that.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

-Also laughed-

[ - ] Sterling_ArcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Define Italy? I'll go with Stefania.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Everyone in Spanish class makes fun of me because I'm the class retard... :(

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

He shouldn't kid himself. He masturbates to the sound of her voice under his desk during class, I'm sure.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Ooohhh.... There was a kid in my class who would masturbate in every class, every day... They caught him three times this year already, and he was only sent home the last time... little fuckurt needs to be expelled. I don't want to have to be constantly worrying about which seat he sat in every day...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

O_O That's fucked up.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't know why, but I'm standing up.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sit the fuck down, bitch.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It's all the viagra you took.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*cuts your legs off*

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

There was a kid in grade two who always used to get his... *ahem*... 'thing'... out of his pants. Ew.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What the fuck?

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Yeah... he was fucked up. In OP language- "This kid is NOT going places, except for the asylum, maybe."

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My thoughts exactly. He literally whipped it out without warning?

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mini-pocket pool?

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There's always one of those kids...

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I remember one day when he started running around... *shudder*

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

... the fuck.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*boingboingboingbong*

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hahaha, the last one is 'bong'. That puts an even worse image in my mind.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

X_X My bad.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

If he liked showing it off that much, maybe he was destined to be a porn star.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Unless he was lacking in the region.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

So, failed porn star?

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I think everyone thought he was gay. *shrugs* He probably is.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

My dog just pissed on my cat. What the fuck.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

And he's thinking, "I own you now, sucker!"

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Made me laugh. But seriously... The fuck?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Well, my cat is a little bitch to my dog.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

"You belong to me now, pussy."

[ - ] Sterling_ArcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, you definitely ... something about being gay ... dammit, I had something for this.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, there isn't anything about the teacher being female?

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, actually.

[ - ] shutupturdGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

FIRST! hahaaha. First to say first, that is. So if this made the person's day, why don't they just fucking post it on itmademyday.com?

[ - ] EandOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

http://itmademyday.com/

[ - ] emelveeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Definitly definitly definitly definitly ... why oh why do people always spell it wrong????????

[ - ] mikied12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

spelling fail

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