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Just for fun I used to pretend that my spiral notebook feels pain when I tear pages out of it. Now I carefully detach them along the perforation and wince when somebody else doesn't. I don't think it's a game anymore. MLIA

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[ - ] rossart12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You sadistic bastard.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Ugh, I hate it when people bitch about that. It's rippy, not perfect paper. ZOMG! There are so many perfectionist OCD fuckwads at my school; it drives me crazy.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I can't stand it when the paper isn't perfect! THAT drives me crazy!

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's paper. I'ts going to be okay if it isn't perfect. *holds hand*

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Rogue apostrophe! *snipes*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But... It's still paper I have to look at! It's meant to be perfect. Rrrrr, I also hate things on desks that aren't parallel. D:<

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...Suffice it to say, you would bother me IRL. It's okay though, because I tilt everything on my desk to the left for some reason, so you would find me abhorrent, I'm sure. =P I just think life is too wonderful and weird to get your panties in a knot about stupid shit. Perfectionists really piss me off.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hm, I don't consider myself a perfectionist, just random small things irritate me. But not everything.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Hm, I don't consider myself a perfectionist, just random small things irritate me. But not everything.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I can't fucking stand the term ZOMG. It's extremely annoying.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What does it stand for?

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I only use it for extenuating circumstances.

[ - ] deathcab4bootyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

This post made me laugh

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It made me laugh because of how pathetic OP is. ;]

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What if I tore your bones out? You would be mad.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That would be kinda cool.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Should I suggest this to Guitar Hero so if you fail a song this happens?

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mad, then dead.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You get off on the pain of your notebook don't you?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I get off on that a little, yes. What? The notebook gets off on the pain, too. It's a good system.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, as long as the notebook is into it too.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Uhhh... You need help.

[ - ] JackPotGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh but it is just a game OP.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You son of a bitch. I lost the game >:(

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

D; I just lost the gaaame.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What the fuck is the game??

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Only the most frustrating thing out there. Everytime you think of the game, you lose. You cannot win, because thinking of winning the game makes you lose. Thinking of quitting the game makes you lose. As soon as you hear about the game, you're playing without knowing it. My friend at school loses the game at least 5 times a day.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I still don't understand.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

When one thinks of the game, one loses the game and must state so out loud. Thus making anyone around them who knows about the game lose as well. I'm pretty sure my friend at school loses on purpose just to make everyone else lose.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

God dammit IWYV! I just lost the game.

[ - ] shanster89Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's the kind of stuff Jigsaw used to do before he upgraded to humans.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

So today at my cast party for the play i'm in, my dress slipped down a little and everyone saw my bra.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What colour was it?

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

pink.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, how aweful. -hugs-

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I know.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You poor dear. -pets-

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hmm, at my school, it is actually becoming more popular to show your bra (while in casual dress) at the rehearsals for my school's performance. : /

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I know but there was a guy there, and you could see the cups.

[ - ] kittensinspiredbyKITTENSGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

a guy? a real live guy?

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But he is kind of cute.

[ - ] kittensinspiredbyKITTENSGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why do you k=think we care?

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was just sharing, since I like want to die right now.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Just a little? Is that a big deal?

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

They could see my whole bra.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well...

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not so fun.

[ - ] kittensinspiredbyKITTENSGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wow, that's so dramtic. How horrible.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Can you seriously not keep your boobs under control? Didn't you say the other day you flashed your class?

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, i'm just having bad luck.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

CONTROL YOUR BOOBS!

[ - ] shanster89Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

At least you were wearing a bra, I once flashed a whole group of people at the beach after the straps on my bikini snapped off.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am so sorry.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Awesome.

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