MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was at the store, and instead of saying "paper or plastic?" the checker said "Kill a tree or strangle a bird?" MLIA

#1271733 Comments: 40 Vote: average 9391meh 277Share

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 17Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I confess, I laughed.

[ - ] xpokaxdotxGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I laughed too.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

I didn't. The checker is very pessimistic.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Eh. I've heard enough of your dead baby jokes to laugh at this.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

At least my jokes are intentionally not true.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fair enough.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I laughed. Will I be shot?

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What if he pulled out a bird and started strangling it?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I would go buy some more of that stuff my dealer gave me.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Heroine??? Oh yeah. I remember now! Cheese Wizz!!

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

This is actually pretty clever.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Lover!

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hello!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ok, my ear seriously hurts D:

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Want me to cut it off for you?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

D: No!

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*licks ear* Does it still hurt?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Yes!

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh. *puts ice pack on ear* *still licks it*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My ear hurts too! *puppy dog eyes*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No! Cruton's mine!

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm everyone's. Everyone who pays me $20 an hour.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I pay $30.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Pain killers, and cheesecake. That's what you need.

[ - ] asquirrelnamedbiscuit17Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I totally just voted on this submission(:

[ - ] kiskaGood: 9Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I would have said shut the fuck up smart ass and bag my things.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like this one. *hands out free cloth shopping bags*

[ - ] average_aliciaGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This is surprisingly funny.

[ - ] rossart12Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Looked me dead in the eye and asked 'killatreeorstrangleabird?' and I...

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Funny, but, I know it's a lie.

[ - ] vanishesinairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I liked it enough to vote for it! I'm doing a roleplay with my friend over IM and every time I see a funny MLIA, I send it to her.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

God damn, I'm going to shot that damn cat. It keeps yowling like it lives here or something. Well, I meam, it does, but it's 1:34 am and I don't feel like letting it in...

[ - ] timbuk2Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Heard it before.

[ - ] MyBritishAccentMakesMeCoolGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I love the checker at your grocery store. I absolutely love them.

[ - ] MyBritishAccentMakesMeCoolGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I love the checker at your grocery store. I absolutely love them.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Clever. But upsetting. :'( I mean, what would you choose?

[ - ] duuuuudeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, you could recycle the paper bag or rip the handles off of a plastic bag. Win/ win situation :D

[ - ] snoboardgrl12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

http://www.facebook.com/pages/edit/editprofile.php?section=detailed&id=105996749423380#!/pages/Paper-or-Plastic-Kill-a-Tree-or-Strangle-a-Bird/105996749423380?v=wall Made a Facebook page :P

[ - ] lunastarGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

you people are all so weird

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