MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I went into a public bathroom... Something fell out of my pocket. Upset, I muttered "Jesus christ!" then I hear from the stall next to me, "yes my child?" MLIA.

#1271693 Comments: 21 Vote: average 7385meh 345Share

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Neither of your lives are average, but your life needs to be spent in English class.

[ - ] TheGlambert97Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I know who wrote this. She's a friend of mine, we're both in advanced English.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Taking a poo... A number 2... While I'm sitting right next to you...

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What fell out of your pocket?

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Since they were in a restroom, I'm guessing laxatives.

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not necessarily. Could have been a pen. A really nice pen.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It is pretty strange seeing as they put ellipses before the word something.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I ALWAYS respond withh, "Yes my child?" if someone says "Jesus Christ" or "God". That could easily have been me.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Fuck, *with

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Fuck with me?

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why would people want to eat oysters?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Better sex.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I ate oysters raw once... This old guy gave it to me...

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This comment plus the comment above yours is just delicious.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hehe

[ - ] rossart12Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I...space awkwardly too, then changed tense while speaking.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This happens to me all the time. Except the voice is in my head.

[ - ] vanishesinairGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I should be getting to bed soon. Ehh, I'm gonna go play neopets instead. Anyone who still plays it should add me my username is ryn_diosuk.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Same old, same old. I hear these jokes everywhere. Although normally they're quoted from City of Bones.

[ - ] BonJovi821Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Christ, OP

[ - ] YodimonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Witty people... they turn up everywhere...

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