MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my mom was telling me stories from when i was younger. Apparently one day my mom woke up to me petting her telling her she was a good puppy. MLIA

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[ - ] averageman18Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

More petting?

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It's MLIA's new fetish...

[ - ] averageman18Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh kinky. *Pets POD*

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Shakes leg*

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*pets POD* Good puppy.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today, I remembered I had a childhood, like everyone. MLIA

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Future rapist... Or current?

[ - ] soccergirlsydGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Neither?

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 4Bad: 191 year, 10 months ago

Just looked at some kick ass lesbian porn guys. Although masturbating manually was different, I do miss my vibrator.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Why didn't you invite me? We could have scissored.

[ - ] averageman18Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Scissor me timbers!

[ - ] thatkidfromthe90sGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This sounds like it could be a text from last night.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I, uh, I'm not sure what to say to this. There's so many different ways to go with it. Hell, just the "your mom" route is so full of obnoxious things to say...

[ - ] rossart12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This is a lot of petting for one night. (that's what she said?)

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

For a moment, I thought this was the same post as the last one.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So I attempted to dye my hair. It was a failure. :(

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's not neon green, is it?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Sigh* No.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Then it really isn't that bad, then. Right?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It wasn't bad, it just didn't come out how I wanted.

[ - ] soccergirlsydGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What happened?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well I have very dark brown hair. I had dyed my hair black awhile back. I tried to dye my hair this red color and only my roots came out. :(

[ - ] soccergirlsydGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ohh...well at least it isn't snot green. It could be worse:) You could had made it yellow.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The answers to your beastilality issues should be a little clearer now.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Two good dog posts in a row? Wow.

[ - ] Vixen21Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*lols in pantulas* I love this post. XDDDD

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