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Today on the way to Wal-Mart, I saw a school bus parked outside a strip club. Kids these days. MLIA

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[ - ] fre_ak47Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There is a strip club by Wal-Mart? Cool.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This is the world now.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My bus drivers always were questionable.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

As were mine. One would say that we would all grow up to be like her: miserable motherfuckers. She was fired shortly after that incident.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

One of mine would ask us to sit on his lap.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ew.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think mine is a creeper.

[ - ] that70sguy92Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

HA! First post in a while to make me laugh. *bows to OP*

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You would know, I mean you were the one stripping for them, weren't you...

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I think you mean, 'Bus drivers these days.'

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's why I park my bus outside of sex shops instead.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nowadays, with all these 12 year olds looking like 25 year old whores, one can't help but have some sympathy for the poor old worked up bus driver. He just needs to unwind.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Word.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't think the 12 year olds look 25, I think they look 12. 12 year old whores.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Field trip!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*deports*

[ - ] rachellewalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

wal-mart probably has a section the strippers buy their clothes... then they just go to work ...thats so convient

[ - ] that70sguy92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What's convient mean?

[ - ] Hollywood9Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*convenient

[ - ] that70sguy92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There ya go.

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They hijacked their school bus, killed the driver, spent their lunch money on strippers, and kidnapped two strippers for sexy time. They have restored my faith in my generation.

[ - ] FamiliarStrangerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Heh.

[ - ] BonJovi821Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are you sure it's not the Ye Olde Strippe Shoppe, from one of the MLIAs posted shortly after this?

[ - ] travisNOFGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

was this in Asheville? I'm pretty sure I've seen a bus at the Treasure Club which is right beside walmart.....

[ - ] Lyke_LEGiTGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

was it in massachusetts near the border of new hampshire? there's a club called the Blue Moon near my school, which is a few miles from Wal*Mart...

[ - ] osborn2010Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

No, this was in Ohio. The strip club is called "The Foxhole." The kicker is that it used to be a church.

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