MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my friend told me that if I got this published he would make me a sandwich. I'm hungry, make it happen. MLIA.

#1270191 Comments: 26 Vote: average 6610meh 1072Share

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Congratulations.

[ - ] narto928Good: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I bet he died.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I think everybody else bets that too.

[ - ] fre_ak47Good: 1Bad: 181 year, 10 months ago

Your to lazy to make one yourself, you bitch!?

[ - ] ahmziiGood: 19Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

You're too lazy to use proper grammar, you bitch?!

[ - ] fre_ak47Good: 1Bad: 131 year, 10 months ago

Sorry. I am on my iTouch.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 12Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

*iPod Touch

[ - ] that70sguy92Good: 10Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

You can really say it either way, though I think you sound like a douche when you say 'iTouch.'

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 7Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

What a waste of an MLIA. Go make yourself a sandwich lazyass

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

Fatties.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Wow. How fucking stupid.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 13Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Are you hungry now OP? It's now three months later.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 12Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

I hope you died of hunger because this was probably a month ago.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hungry OP is very dead.

[ - ] DuctTapeChikGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nahh...only a little dead.

[ - ] that70sguy92Good: 9Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It's been a few months since OP submitted this, so they most likely died of starvation.

[ - ] JackPotGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Yay OP is dead.

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I was just thinking that!

[ - ] kiskaGood: 6Bad: 91 year, 10 months ago

I hope poision is put in your stupid ass sandwich. Fuck you.

[ - ] JackPotGood: 7Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

I hope this friend is a woman.

[ - ] MobileGood: 10Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I want so badly for this friend to have moved far away and have to come back and make him a sandwich.

[ - ] FamiliarStrangerGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Wake up and go to sleep to dumb ass posts.

[ - ] KittywitchGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Finally, a truly average "get this posted" story.

[ - ] averagemamaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Too bad MLIA's take forever to get posted. He'll get his sandwich at least 3 weeks after he submitted it.

[ - ] corgoninGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not average.

[ - ] tigerloverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

its a sammitch

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