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Today, my friend told me that if I got this published he would make me a sandwich. I'm hungry, make it happen. MLIA.
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MaggishlyHyper
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1 year, 10 months ago
Congratulations.
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narto928
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1 year, 10 months ago
I bet he died.
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MaggishlyHyper
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1 year, 10 months ago
I think everybody else bets that too.
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fre_ak47
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1 year, 10 months ago
Your to lazy to make one yourself, you bitch!?
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ahmzii
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1 year, 10 months ago
You're too lazy to use proper grammar, you bitch?!
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fre_ak47
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1 year, 10 months ago
Sorry. I am on my iTouch.
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Averagekellbell
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1 year, 10 months ago
*iPod Touch
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that70sguy92
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1 year, 10 months ago
You can really say it either way, though I think you sound like a douche when you say 'iTouch.'
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MyCatNotYourCat
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1 year, 10 months ago
What a waste of an MLIA. Go make yourself a sandwich lazyass
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Averagekellbell
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1 year, 10 months ago
Fatties.
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AJanderson
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1 year, 10 months ago
Wow. How fucking stupid.
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xoXdancerXox
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1 year, 10 months ago
Are you hungry now OP? It's now three months later.
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Cruton
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1 year, 10 months ago
I hope you died of hunger because this was probably a month ago.
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Averagekellbell
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1 year, 10 months ago
Hungry OP is very dead.
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DuctTapeChik
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1 year, 10 months ago
Nahh...only a little dead.
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that70sguy92
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1 year, 10 months ago
It's been a few months since OP submitted this, so they most likely died of starvation.
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JackPot
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1 year, 10 months ago
Yay OP is dead.
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star_gazer995
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1 year, 10 months ago
I was just thinking that!
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kiska
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1 year, 10 months ago
I hope poision is put in your stupid ass sandwich. Fuck you.
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JackPot
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1 year, 10 months ago
I hope this friend is a woman.
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Mobile
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1 year, 10 months ago
I want so badly for this friend to have moved far away and have to come back and make him a sandwich.
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FamiliarStranger
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1 year, 10 months ago
Wake up and go to sleep to dumb ass posts.
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Kittywitch
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1 year, 10 months ago
Finally, a truly average "get this posted" story.
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averagemama
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1 year, 10 months ago
Too bad MLIA's take forever to get posted. He'll get his sandwich at least 3 weeks after he submitted it.
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corgonin
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1 year, 10 months ago
Not average.
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tigerlover
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1 year, 10 months ago
its a sammitch
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