MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my best friend was over. She said something like, "Wow that was really hard," of course I said, "That's what she said" My now 9 year old little brother turns around and says, "Who is she? Mom and dad talk about her all the time!" I chose not to explain by using a "don't worry about it" line. A few minutes later I said, "I don't think it'll fit in here," my friend said, "That's what he said" to which my brother responded, "SO NOW THERE'S A BOY!?!?!? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?" MLIA

#1265622 Comments: 69 Vote: average 7070meh 555Share

[ - ] TascaGirlGood: 5Bad: 151 year, 10 months ago

Wow, this is the FIRST time I've actually been the first commenter on a post! Sorry...I know it's annoying, but it's always been one of my life goals!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

If that's the case, then your life is extremely lame.

[ - ] TascaGirlGood: 6Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

Ha ha, I already know it is!

[ - ] lurkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's okay man. I spend my time lurking this shit upp....And sleeping

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I do it all the time. Congrats.

[ - ] lurkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Rapist? Ohh lala we have a lot in common already ;)

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Do you like to knit too!?

[ - ] lurkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

aahhhh not well O.o

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Wow...your life goals are lame.

[ - ] beatIesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Loser.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Don't give us a damn excuse. Just say first and let us hate and bad you.

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's ova, Villanova!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

The grammar in this post is fucking hideous.

[ - ] beatIesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Like they ever aren't?

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your poor brother. Don't destroy his innocence OP.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Every single one I MEH! This is ridiculous! And I don't even care that I spelled that wrong.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*checks* No, I'm pretty sure you spelt it right.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Interesting. That makes my day.

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You didn't!! :D

[ - ] that70sguy92Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The grammar hurts my eyes, but semi-average, besides your brother being a whackjob.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*face palm* All I saw was raping of the shift key, the ! key, and the ? key.

[ - ] brittish_monkey_guyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

This is the only post where I don't hate OP.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I still hate OP.

[ - ] em24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ditto

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

They're the people who watch over you as you sleep, the people who poison the food that you suddenly decide not to eat, the people who trip you up the stairs, the people who die behind you as you walk down the street, the people who vote 'no' on your continuous posts to FML, the people who make your life hell. In other words, the MLIA commenters.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Um, no. No we aren't.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You're missing out on a lot of fun.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I guess I am.

[ - ] brittish_monkey_guyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't forget us... We're always watching...

[ - ] lurkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

haha. I thought this was all spiritual at first. & then I laughed. NO ONE HERE GOES TO FML DUMB ASS.

[ - ] brittish_monkey_guyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I do.

[ - ] lurkGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You're a very sad kid....

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Haha. I thought you were an idiot at first and then I laughed. You're still an idiot.