MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I remembered that a year and a half ago, when my dad was having an MRI to find out if he had cancer, the nurse asked him if he had any type of metal on his person, as it would interfere with the machine. His reply? "Only my heart of gold and my nerves of steel." Oh, how I miss that man.

#1264859 Comments: 34 Vote: average 9305meh 247Share

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

*MLIA

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

I have toast!

[ - ] thisisurfaceGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Care to have jam on that toast?

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Is your muffin buttered?

[ - ] SoSassy234Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

::high fives GhostOfCorporateFuture for that awesome Regina Spektor reference:: I may just explode from the awesomeness.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 581 year, 10 months ago

Metaaaal! \m/ Other than that, this MLIA sucks donkey balls.

[ - ] GensimoneGood: 26Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

go back to bed, cranky-ass.

[ - ] SillySparrowGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

*points OP to GMH*

[ - ] unclewaldoGood: 14Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

No. This is just depressing.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Once I got a spam e-mail that said 'Get Rock Hard Steel in Your Pants.' But I'm confused, because steel is harder than a lot of rock, isn't it?

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 201 year, 10 months ago

So. He died?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 411 year, 10 months ago

With a comment like that, I am guessing that your dad had no friends in high school.

[ - ] bubbles5013Good: 0Bad: 181 year, 10 months ago

How can you assume that?? Did he die?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 151 year, 10 months ago

You are not Optimist.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 181 year, 10 months ago

Yes I am!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 4Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

I believe it.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 10Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

This one just makes me sad. I'm going to wait for the next post.

[ - ] joygyamfiGood: 31Bad: 141 year, 10 months ago

AT least it wasn't, "My father always wanted a story posted on MLIA. Help my father's dream come true." Call me rude, but I always thought, they cant dream anymore, they're dead.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 6Bad: 121 year, 10 months ago

I was going to say that.

[ - ] TheRealEmzGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Ditto.

[ - ] stephanieexx32Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

agreed

[ - ] stephanieexx32Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

agreed

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 28Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

*is annoyed because she can't make any comment without feeling like a horrible, horrible person*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 211 year, 10 months ago

Was he trying to use poetry to make his situation dramatic?

[ - ] nobody2Good: 0Bad: 131 year, 10 months ago

who is using poetry here

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 171 year, 10 months ago

...Why do you even bother?

[ - ] GensimoneGood: 34Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

AWESOME. It's times like those that that you remember and makes them live forever.

[ - ] GabbaGabbaHey74Good: 37Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

awww. he sounds like he was a really sweet guy. =')))

[ - ] imzk97Good: 17Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

awhh.

[ - ] awkwardturtle3Good: 18Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Sounds like a cool dad! ;p

[ - ] Scoop2552Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'd be freaking honored to have that man as my Dad.

[ - ] colourfulbubblesgirl14Good: 25Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm sorry for your loss, and your dad sounded like a pretty cool guy:) May he R.I.P

[ - ] mkk147Good: 0Bad: 131 year, 10 months ago

what happened to your dad?

[ - ] CemzeazGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This desevers extra. I gave it an average before the last sentance and after reading it highly respected that you didn't make the last line the focus of the post although that could've been the case.

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