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Today, I read that the bible is the most shoplifted book in the world. I laughed at the irony. MLIA

#1264799 Comments: 39 Vote: average 5094meh 428Share

[ - ] summervibeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sure you did.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*Looks at stolen bible stash* Hehehe.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Tha's my stash!

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hope you plan to read all those!

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*chucks iron*

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Where'd you read that? In another book you stole?

[ - ] rossart12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Throws iron chunk at OP* that's for using the 'i' word.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I hate your story, so much for the irony in that.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*chucks iron*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Damn it!

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

UGH! I voted NO on this one....stupid MLIA.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How many times has this exact post gotton through? 15?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Actually fourteen times, and the last time was at the end of February.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Ha bloody ha.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm good thanks for asking! How are you?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm good, ta. :D

[ - ] mh1874Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This site is making me hate irony.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*chucks iron*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, since you pretty much hate everything, all is normal.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No! Just recent MLIA posts. And Obama.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Post that you hate Obama on the next post, I need some entertainment.

[ - ] iratelyhappyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Irony is making me hate this site>:O

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Exodus 20:15. Hope the thieves all find that verse. :P

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My favorite Bible verse is Psalms 38:7....just kidding, but you should still look it up. :)

[ - ] fliffanyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"Lo, I have a painful disease in my loin"... well you're not going to see that verse cross-stitched on a pillow.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I learned this about 10 years ago. I did not laugh at the irony.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*chucks iron*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ow. :/

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'd like to know how many people really laugh at irony? Seriously! Irony isn't as funny as OPs make them out to be!

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*chucks iron at self*

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Since I have no comment to waste on this stupid MLIA, I'm going to make myself a healthy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Work on your username during your sandwich making experience.

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, but I like the name!

[ - ] JBoogieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't like your face. >:(

[ - ] thisisurfaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How is that funny?

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bibles being stolen isn't "ironic" its pathetic.

[ - ] meepzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Of course you thought it was ironic. And thought you needed to share it. :|

[ - ] blugle11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

without the last sentence...it would've been a good MLIA

[ - ] vlhscharger2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

my new testament teacher has said this about 50 times. i have not once laughed.

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