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Today, I joined a group on facebook called BRB... my goldfish is drowning. I have tried using this excuse and people have accepted it. I need smarter friends. MLIA

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[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

BRAINS!!!

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

AAAH! ZOMBIE ATTACK

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't feel like being a zombie anymore.

[ - ] NinetaIesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Quick, get some plants!

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

And find a Crow-bar!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So much hate in the world.

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was talking about a crow-bar for the zombies, its said to be one of the most formitable weapons against invasion.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I know. :'(

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So hypothetically if there were an invasion you wouldn't try to fight to survive?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Of course I would! But If I die before the zombie invasion, I would definatly want to be one of the zombies. I mean, so many people want to be cremented instead of buried, but I'm against that.

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A zombie can only transform a living human. No reason to worry about coming back after you're dead.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think it depends on the type of zombie. I mean, some think they rise from the dead, some say they all are living people who were transformed.

[ - ] Dr_PepperGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That is actually how my fish died....... He drowned...... stupid fish

[ - ] Dr_PepperGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That is actually how my fish died....... He drowned...... stupid fish

[ - ] Dr_PepperGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That is actually how my fish died....... He drowned...... stupid fish

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Stop lying, you don't have friends. We all know it.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

BRB stands for "my goldfish is drowning"?

[ - ] ChrisLaFeyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Be right back.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh.

[ - ] WinterGirl21Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No it's for "Be Right Back" and the "my goldfish is drowning" is part of the group name...

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I thought so.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love you.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love you more.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am awake now. I had a good work out!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Good, I'm glad. I'm still not awake...

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

....and your hand still hurts.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yep, it's still a little swollen too.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whatever, dork.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It is. I've been icing it like all day.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am done with your hand, it makes me sad, but you won't listen to me.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My mom wants to wait a few days. But it's hurting worse today, I want to cry.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That makes me mad at your mom. What is the BFD in running to the hospital?!?!

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It would take all of an hour for a quick x-ray! Give me your number, I have a few things I need to say to your mom!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't know. But, my mom pretty much hates me. No joke.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, I don't. I loooooove you!!!!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's getting harder to move my hand. Fuck my life. I love you too!

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*hugs tightly*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Kisses*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have to go cover a shift at work for a few hours so I need to hop in the shower. I love you BCF!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love you too! <3 *Hugs goodbye*

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP shouldn't even have facebook. His/her/its mom wont even accept the friend request.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That would involve you being smart. Lets not get complicated.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It would also involve them having friends. This whole post is a lie.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I joined a group called "Fuck off Zubat! I'm trying to get through this damn cave!" I think a helluva lot more people can relate to that than drowning goldfish. Oh wait- Pokemon is also becoming a cliche! Fake you OPS!!! Fuck you all for destroying everything good in my life!

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fake?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fake what?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh whoops! I meant fuck! >.<

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

:D Hehe.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You said "Fake you OPs!!!"

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think they were asking about the "Fake you OP's"

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I joined a group called "I brush my teeth with toothpaste, not a bottle of jack, you disgusting woman."

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hehe.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fake them? XD

[ - ] NinetaIesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What about those Geodudes? They're also everywhere.

[ - ] ninja_kittyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Very true.

[ - ] rossart12Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Goldfish can drown. Not that you knew that.

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

In un-oxygenated water or what?

[ - ] rossart12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not un-oxygenated, just not enough oxygen for their gills to remove from the water.

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

So in water with depleted oxygen, makes perfect sense thanks for the knowledge.

[ - ] VoxateuriGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

ACtually, you are right, but there is another way that a fish can drown: I have the definition of "drown" in a lower post, so read and you will see.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, I hope your "friends", if they really do exist, don't read this. They will be terribly hurt that you, of all people, think they're stupid.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

BEEGURLIE! <3 I can actually talk to you for more than five minutes now.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

MARRRRVIN! Yay! <3 How are you?

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I don't join pointless groups like that. I just look at the names when my friends join, laugh, and ignore it.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

When I was 3 I was over at a friend's house and we gave her sister's fish a whole container of food. It died.

[ - ] rossart12Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Fish are like most Americans. Give them too much food and they'll eat it all.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey, now.

[ - ] ninja_kittyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You also need a smarter brain, OP. That is, you would need one if yours existed. For now, aim for just a brain.

[ - ] VoxateuriGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A fish most definetly CAN drown. The definition of "drown," is: "to suffocate by submersion especially in [but not limited to] water."

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