MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

And that's how Regina George died.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, I'm totally kidding.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

:D *snuggles*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*snuggles back* Man, this bed is comfy!

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*giggles* It's Tempur-Pedic.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*looks away in hopes of not going blind*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*bounces* I can tell. Don't worry, FW. We're just taking a nap...

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

We're just laying here. Want some blanket?

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Uh huh. Sure.... *quickly leaves room*

[ - ] CrutonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*is under the bed* Giggity.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*sigh* Nobody believes that two teenagers can just be in a bed and not do anything.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, now that Cruton is here... I'm not too sure, Gokef.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*calls from other room* Damnit Cruton! Where's my salad?

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Now that Cruton is here, we'll all need that pregnancy test mentioned in the last post. I'm leaving. *takes blanket*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

COME BACK! I WAS SO WARM AND COMFORTABLE!

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Want a salad GOCF?

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, fine. Only for you. Cruton, scram.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Cruton! Want a salad?

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*bawls* NOBODY LOVES ME. *gets happy* Oh that's ok. I need to get groceries. *gets mad* FINE. I DIDN'T WANT TO BE HERE.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

We still love you, we just don't really want you under the bed.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*is sad cuz noone wants a salad*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I WANT YOU HERE CRUTON! LIFE IS BETTER WITH A SKANK IN THE BED!

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Eating a salad is like eating my baby brother.... So sure.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Okay. You may stay, Cruton, but only 'cause Illoomd said so.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yaayy! Now lets tell secrets. Did you know that TOTR *whispers* And OctoPie *whispers* Oh and don't even get me started with breathecarolinafan.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Let's play Truth or Dare. Cruton. Truth or Dare?

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Stupid bus drivers should really drive slower at that school (in the movie). xD

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A bus in the halls? What school do you go to

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

a wierd skool

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I wouldn't mind seeing someone in my school getting run over by a bus in the halls.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Me neither...in fact, I'd find that quite entertaining.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've got a pretty long list too. Now I just need a bus.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That would be hilarious

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I feel like having a nap, but then I don't want to at the same time.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I feel like that sometimes.

[ - ] faakeemGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You are a Napophrenic. See a doctor.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Man...I reply failed again. But yeah, I'm always tired thee days. Dx

[ - ] flyingstrawberryGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's all in your point of view, OP.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

For example: A cat eats a bird. Bird: Unlucky. Cat: Lucky. OP: Unlucky cuz it was your bird.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh! And if a squirrel falls out of a tree and freezes, Squirrel: Unlucky. You: Lucky, cause now you have a cool new toy that will entertain you for hours!

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've got many toys to keep my entertained. '_'

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Summary for those who didnt want to read it: Lucky time of the day, OP didn't get hit by a bus, and loves his/her/its mom for telling him/her/it that. Waste of time to read it anyway.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wasteof time summarizing it too huh?

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*sighs* yeah....

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't think your mum loves you back, in fact I think she wants you to die.

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today is indeed a very lucky day for me. Got concert tickets, found out Pmore is coming here in August, heard the voices/accents of 2 brits, what could be better?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

British accents were the best part for me.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Winning the lottery?

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You could of won shite loads of money. (you just read a Brit reply)

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

SHIT. I still need to buy my Paramore tickets.

[ - ] rossart12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not getting hit by a bus: average. This post sucks anyway, though.

[ - ] Hollywood9Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thinking yourself lucky not to be hit by a bus isn't average, just stupid. *meh's post*

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*isn't hungry anymore* Hi average people!~ <3

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Aye!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*feels loved* <3

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How are you two on this fine, fine afternoon\morning\night\twilight? :3

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Just peachy. You?

[ - ] sam-i-am2Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hallo, everyone!

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Aye mate!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have nothing interesting to say today... so.... please pretend this comment is interesting. As well as every other comment with my name stamped across the top.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*reads* This was the most awesome comment ever. You get a gold star!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes! Now.... pretend that I told you to give me a thousand dollars and you said yes.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Alrighty! *gives it to you*.....*you get robbed*

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I give you an omega gold star. Beat that!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whoo! Anyone else want to give me a gold star?

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I give Par a white dwarf star!

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I give Par a white dwarf omega star!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This comment is not interesting. It is slut-tastic.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

God, you're whoreible. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That was clever! <3 It made me laugh.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I could.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Slut-tastic?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Indeed, I am slut-tastic.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Glad you're so proud.

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wow. Wise words my friend, wise words.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm gonna give you a platinum gold star! ^^ I beat you

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well it wouldn't be gold then silly.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

platinum with sapphire stones init omega star!

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

solid gold star outlined with diamonds and emeralds...With the words PERFECTLpar FTW in the middle! Ha!

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Solid gold star with BLUE diamonds, sapphires, emeralds, rubies, and pearls outlining it. Did I mention that it was the size of a 32 inch flat screen

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*lays in pile of priceless gold/other stars* keep em coming.

[ - ] RawrWafflesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I love your mom too...in bed with me.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Look, another waffle.

[ - ] RawrWafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why hello. I've been here for a little while

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I know, I recognize you. I was just commenting on the number of waffles on MLIA.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm gonna draw a smiley face on my tummy now :)

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've done that before. It's fun!

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I CAN'T FIND MY MARKER!!! D:

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well hot damn.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

YES! I found it! Now, I shall draw a pretty smiley face...with fangs.

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Here! *hands sharpie*

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thank you! I shall call him....Fluffy.

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oooh! Fluffy is purrrrty.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I know right? Don't you love the unibrow and fangs? It just completes him/her

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Three heads?

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dude....that's beast!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love...Kiska.

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Good for you. I love Dean Winchester.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love pie.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love... cake.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love frozen rodents <3

[ - ] futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love hot guys who hunt demons for a living.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love the genius next door.

[ - ] FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love Breaking Benjamin.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love them too.

[ - ] FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oooh awesome, and by any chance are you from NC?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They say she's so lucky. She's a star, but she cry cry cries in her lonely heart thinking "If there's nothing missing in my life, then why do these tears come at night?"

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Because I'm not there to snuggle.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*rethinks meaning of life*

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sleep.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That used to be my favorite song.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Me too.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's still my favorite song by her though.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A classic Britney song came on the soundsystem yesterday at the icerink, and all my friends were groaning and complaining. I love classic Britney though, if only for the nystalgia.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mmm, Britney Spears. It was a really good song.

[ - ] tuttifruityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mean Girls hmmm...

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"There's a um....60% chance that....umm....it's already raining!"

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oooh! The sprinklers are on outside! *grabs bathing suit*

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