MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I walked on water to get to class. It was frozen, but it was water nonetheless.

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[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

*bows down [!]*

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

No walking on water unless you are Jesus.

[ - ] SpainGood: 10Bad: 251 year, 10 months ago

Jesus didn't exist.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 7Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Other people disagree.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You are allowed to state an opinion as an opinion, not a fact. I believe Jesus was a real person, but I don't believe in God. But it's common knowledge that stating such beliefs the way you did is offensive to people.

[ - ] ianonavyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Lol, Jesus existed. There's archaeological evidence of that. Whether or not he's the Son of God is up to you to believe (or not believe).

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 16Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I deem average.

[ - ] iratelyhappyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Hey, sorry this is kind of random, but may I point out your username is one of my favorite songs by Regina Spektor?

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

During the winter my driveway is completely frozen. Who needs an ice-skating rink?

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 8Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

You got today right but forgot MLIA. And "But it was water nonetheless" is not needed.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I live in Louisiana. No ice here.

[ - ] lindsthibsGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Same here. Meh.

[ - ] JBoogieGood: 2Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

OMG LOUISIANA PEOPLE WE SHOULD ALL HANG AND THROW EGGS AT PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT L3IK FUREALZ.

[ - ] lindsthibsGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Yeah that. And skittles.

[ - ] iratelyhappyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I live in California. No cold here.

[ - ] pinkysweet19Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hiya fellow Californian. :)

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 13Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Today, I pretended to be Jesus. MLIBlasphemous.

[ - ] maya123Good: 0Bad: 131 year, 10 months ago

woah that is CLEVER i think i will bet my friends i can walk on water

[ - ] xNinjaPandaxGood: 2Bad: 111 year, 10 months ago

u forgot to but MLIA at the end OP.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 11Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

You forgot the "yo" in front of "u".

[ - ] pinkysweet19Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You also forgot to proofread your post for grammatical and spelling errors.

[ - ] Angel_of_MusicGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've never thought of it in that way before. It snowed recently here and it was the deepest snow that I had seen in my life.

[ - ] lindsthibsGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

If you're walking on snow, aren't you walking on water?

[ - ] jcookie515Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No way! I submitted a story just like this one a long time ago! I guess I was just ahead of my time.

[ - ] HenryKGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Hmmmm..................

[ - ] luke23023Good: 3Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Ice is not water, it is just like saying stones are lava.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...Ice is water in solid form. Take some chemistry.

[ - ] OhHelloJohnGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's technically water in a different form than it's original state. For example, if you take a human, and dump her/him in chocolate. It is still a human, but covered in chocolate, and has the appearance of a human easter egg.

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