MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] boredouttamymindGood: 0Bad: 161 year, 10 months ago

I care[!]

[ - ] lanie2482Good: 16Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

mine is too

[ - ] bob970Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So is mine....

[ - ] EsathemannGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine was too!!!

[ - ] dcf9700Good: 13Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine is too.

[ - ] i_lost_the_gameGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My substitute health teacher told my class that girls take semen from condoms and then put it in their vagina so they can become pregnant and force the guy to stay with them. That was the longest 90 minute class ever.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You have 90 minute classes?! What the hell?!

[ - ] i_lost_the_gameGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...what?

[ - ] CrutonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My classes are 40 minutes!

[ - ] whitefirewolf09Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine are 40 to 45 lol

[ - ] AubsyGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Mine are 90 minutes too

[ - ] faakeemGood: 13Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

In the Navy, they take seamen from submarines and put them in their vaginas. It's more fun that way.

[ - ] vranGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

sounds like fun, xD

[ - ] HermonieWeasleyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

omg...u had to sit through that...that is so fucked up!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

well this sucks. My health teacher is fit

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm not saying I want her to be obese. I'm just saying that I really can't say anything about her running A mile everyday that would be considered "bad"

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

jersey, is there a reason behind your username?

[ - ] ToopiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Jersey shore ? No Please D:

[ - ] i_lost_the_gameGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

More like "MLIIronic".

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Augh! It's you! Geeze, I think I went a full 9 minutes.

[ - ] i_lost_the_gameGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Nyeheheheh... YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*slaps i_l_t_g*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am good at the game because I forget about it very easily. So...I went another minute.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Another minute. Gosh, I'm so forgetful. It sort of scares me.

[ - ] ThatmsufanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Isn't the "rule" you can remember it for 10 minutes and it doesn't count or something like that?

[ - ] nellibelly54Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's 30 minutes.

[ - ] nellibelly54Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I didn't notice his username until YOU said something. So I blame you Typer!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 11Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like this one. It is not average, so doesn't belong here, but it is a good case of irony. The OP doesn't even say "Oh, the irony," or some cliche ending.

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I agree.

[ - ] i_lost_the_gameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't hate it, but it's not average.

[ - ] MyBritishAccentMakesMeCoolGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I hate those cliched endings with a passion. They fuck up a good post every time.

[ - ] i_lost_the_gameGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Your username is cliche. It fucked up my morning.

[ - ] MyBritishAccentMakesMeCoolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm glad.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I know! I hate that!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine is obese. And her/his gender is unknown. It goes by 'Ms. Daylrumple.' Yes. Daylrumple.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You can't be serious. XD Dalyrumple?

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yessir. And very one of her lessons has to mention rape. Even if it's about, like, tobacco.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My geometry teacher is giant.

[ - ] ToopiGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My geometry teacher is a square

[ - ] misssammyolaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

that is so random and short, and it was the first thing I saw when i logged on.

[ - ] faakeemGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My balogna has a first name..its O-S-C-A-R.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My balogna has a second name, it's M-E-Y-E-R!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, I love to eat it ever day, and if you ask me why, I say...

[ - ] Stripee4Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My weight training teacher was the same way, at least he didn't try to hide it, he just admitted he was a big guy.

[ - ] hannahhoppusGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My health teacher looks anorexic, and she has multiple heart problems for "certain reasons".

[ - ] shadkatGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My gym teacher was overweight...and yet she still kicked ass at sports.

[ - ] purplepassion14Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So was mine yet she still kicked our ass if we did not run every day( her not included in this exercise of course). I hated her.

[ - ] lolodonutGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

same! ughh...

[ - ] lolodonutGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So is mine... she's my health and gym teacher.

[ - ] goodnighttravelwellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine is too. She's also my gym teacher. We had nothing to do in Health class last week so we went to McDonald's. >.<

[ - ] vranGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

so was mine he was also a football coach. but he was pretty obese....

[ - ] divapink9500Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha, mine is too. She eats Taco Johns and MvDonalds for lunch every day. My gym teacher is also overweight.

[ - ] whitefirewolf09Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

My Health Teacher... Is not. lol She is our baseball and vollyball coach. And she's pretty cool.

[ - ] mliway2aGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

my old health teacher got fired because he was caught smoking on school grounds.

[ - ] lindsthibsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haah this is pretty average.

[ - ] RoseMeetThornGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My gym teacher is extremely overweight. When he tries to demonstrate something to do with running he walks and says "I can't run, but you guys have to"

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like this post. Thank god it didn't end with "I laughed at the irony".

[ - ] christa_konoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

my health teacher smokes. haha.

[ - ] smcculloughGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine too, and she's lazy and gets pregnant every year.

[ - ] xNinjaPandaxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

wow classes that r 90 minutes. how long is yur school day!?

[ - ] Angel_of_MusicGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Their class times could vary. Some of mine are 90 minutes, but one's only 45 and I end at different times each day.

[ - ] Stripee4Good: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

My health teacher is average.

[ - ] woodstockGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My health teacher is anorexic and always told us to make sure we eat. My home ec. teacher, on the otherhand, is the biggest women in the school, and tried to tell us we were fat.

[ - ] thursdaysgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

my health teacher is too...weird.

[ - ] DILLRAWGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This made me crack up.

[ - ] sarahmacisaverageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

MINE IS TOO!

[ - ] average_kansanGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

thank you for not saying "i laughed at the irony"!

[ - ] iWUZhereYOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

my gym teacher is overwieght

[ - ] Bobo002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My P.E.. teacher and her daughter are fat too!

[ - ] haleyhagstromGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

mine is too and his name is Mr.Bigot

[ - ] christa_konoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

my health teacher smokes.

[ - ] raeannGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine too, and my gym teacher also.

[ - ] KellisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

same here.

[ - ] that70sguy92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*declares average*

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My gym teacher from last year was HUGE.. And for Halloween, she dressed up as a cow..

[ - ] wearekarmaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

so is mine...

[ - ] number_fourGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I've had two health teachers, they're both thin.

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