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Today is my mom's birthday. Instead of making her a cake, I baked a pie. I used 3 1/4 cup of pecans and finished baking at 3:14. Today is March 14th. It's pi time. MLIA

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[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I don't care, and you're a liar.

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*throws muffin* let's see how good you are, sir.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*catches muffin* *places carefully in basket* *chases ULEE with cane* DON'T THROW THINGS AT ME!

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*run away* I'm sorry!!! Will you ever forgive me? :(

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

runs**

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*takes off shoes and throws at the back of ULEE's head* Be kind to the elderly! He's been on here for quite some time! Respect the Elites!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 3Bad: 141 year, 10 months ago

Can I Have A Muffin??? PLEASE!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 2Bad: 181 year, 10 months ago

Can I Have A Muffin??? PLEASE!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 2Bad: 181 year, 10 months ago

Can I Have A Muffin??? PLEASE!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 2Bad: 181 year, 10 months ago

Can I Have A Muffin??? PLEASE!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 2Bad: 181 year, 10 months ago

Can I Have A Muffin??? PLEASE!

[ - ] xX_GIR_XxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I learned March 14th is National Pie Day because in math, pi equalls 3.14. (in my bathroom reader)

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 13Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

If this is true, then there's only a six day lag in posts!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

No...today is March 20th.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

By the way, happy the first day of spring!!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Happy first day of spring!

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Happy Birthday Circafan!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Awwww, happy birthday to her!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Interesting how there's a two month back up but you somehow knew it was Pi day in January.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It would have been hilarious if this was posted in like February.

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've set up submissions before like that...what?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I think...they've actually caught up.

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I dunno. My submission still hasn't been looked at. http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1700847 This is from a little longer than three weeks ago.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I liked it. :)

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I also like how you managed to sneak some spam in there, you clever dog. ;)

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Thanks. Hey go into tinychat. /mliacommenters

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Kay :)

[ - ] lindsthibsGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Haah I averaged it. Good job.

[ - ] -YourMom-Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't think so. I submitted a story a few days ago and it was in the 1800000's. This post is in the 1200000's.

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, the two of mine are in the 1700000's.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think you both are right, I looked at a a submission of mine from 3 weeks ago and even its in the 1700000's. So that OP's a creeper.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That was 6 days ago...

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...I dont believe you

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Liar. Unless Mek deleted a HELL of a lot of posts...

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

There are two "Google wins" posts awaiting our approval. FOL.

[ - ] MyBritishAccentMakesMeCoolGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I hate those google vs. yahoo war posts. They suck and are spoiling the sight. FOL is right!

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Luke, I am your mother.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Gimmme pie.

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Well, THERE's a change in the story..

[ - ] CQueGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

This post = Fail.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP lies...these take over a month to get published.

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Lies all lies!

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today my little sister asked my Dad, "What is the purpose of reindeer?" Without missing a beat, he replied, "To make the grass grow, sweetie." Nicely avoided, Dad. MLIA.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I don't get it.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Rain. Dear.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh! I got it.

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I dont either....

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today my little sister asked my Dad, "What is the purpose of rain, dear?" Without missing a beat, he replied, "To make the grass grow, sweetie." Nicely avoided, Dad. MLIA.

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

ohhh gotcha

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Was this is the voting??

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*in

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yessssir.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Eww.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And all of this was COMPLETELY accidental..

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm too tired to argue. This is kinda cool.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

WAKE UP GOKEF!

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Five more minutes...

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*pretends to walk out the door* *runs back in screaming*

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

AHH! WHAT! WHO DIED! Ugh, you woke me up because of a SPIDER? *flumps back into covers*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But I'm not going to kill it myself! Ewwwyyy! COME KILL THE DAMN SPIDER! ...Please.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*squishes spider* There. Happy? *burrows into mattress*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*tip toes quietly out of room*

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's okay, you don't have to go. Here, want some blanket?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes! *snuggles*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Okay, I know things changed, but I really doubt that this post made it through in 6 days. Has to be fake.

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Definetly made up

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't know... A few months ago I got one submitted in just a few hours.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not saying impossible, just saying VERY unlikely.

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bored nobodys talkin...later

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

We're talking...just not to you.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Unreal, I typed the EXACT same thing but my computer froze for a second

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha that's great.

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There surely can't be a mere 6-day lag in posts. o_O (I think OP was trying to plan it to get published 6 days ago, though. Close, OP. So close.)

[ - ] bubbles5013Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think it takes like 30 days to get a story published, but maybe not.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Are you this wishy-washy all the time?

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Haha! Get it? Wishy-WASHY? Bubbles? ...Wow. I am lame.

[ - ] DrLeetsauceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

"That's not true! I won't always be wishy-washy! I'LL BE WISHY ONE DAY AND WASHY THE NEXT!!!" - Charlie Brown. I paraphrased the hell out of the quote, and seeing as this is MLIA, I'll just wait for someone to correct me with the right one.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I can't find anything clever to say to this.

[ - ] Maren99Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Have you heard of pi day? on March 12 and 13 you bake a lots of pies and on the 14 (pi day) you have all pies

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like pie.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like cupcakes.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like chocolate.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like muffins.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like most baked goods except pie.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like muffins too.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I must bid you all adieu, now

[ - ] mawlzayyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I can't wait for pi day in 2015. Two more digits in the way I write the date! (3/14/15 = 3.1415)

[ - ] MyBritishAccentMakesMeCoolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

3.1415926532358979323... That's all I can remember of Pi off the top of my head.

[ - ] BonJovi821Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

All I can remember is 3.141592653589793238462643383, although I know people who can do more.

[ - ] MyBritishAccentMakesMeCoolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Either you messed up your numbers of Pi or I messed up mine. I want to say mines correct, but I don't know.

[ - ] cocoladaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

haha my friedns knows the first 100 digits of pi. on pi day at school we got to eat pie. yum. btw kool if its true...

[ - ] SapiensGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Is _anyone_ surprised by the tremendous backlog when everyone's spending their time commenting previous posts?

[ - ] Jeff33Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

3 1/4 cups of pecans would be 3/4...

[ - ] idrcarelolGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Actually 3 and one fourth is 13/4. Either way, that's a shitload of pecans.

[ - ] meepzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wow this one went through fast.

[ - ] VernkGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Pfft, fake. It takes 6 weeks to get a story posted.

[ - ] Claps_4_ErinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fake. You can't get a story published in 6 days.

[ - ] INALNO1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

PARTY FOUL!

[ - ] zmcgGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Definitely fake, because it's in the 1200000s (sorry if my zeros are wrong) That was back in like January. It's not a miracle, sorry guys.

[ - ] jessie258963Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

wow, i hate when people make up stories, i posted in jan and mine are like 1500000 or something like that, it takes months to get posts up, not 6 dam days

[ - ] craziestfriendsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

everyone can tell this is fake OP... stories can take like 3 months to get posted geeeez

[ - ] crazykitten254Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

This makes me excited to be born on March 14th. =D (I turned sixteen this year so...yay) xD

[ - ] superjae7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

uuhh. sure cause its march 22 right now and all. get the fuck outta here dude.

[ - ] supergenius314Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love all you MLIA people...who respect pi! 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628...

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