MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP's mom is an idiot

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yup. Also I believe this makes OP's mom's life average, but not necessarily OP's life...

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

**"average"

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My mom has never done that. I'll have to tell my mom she needs to do this if she wants to be average, or look like an imbecile. Whatever.

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was gonna say... lol

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I corrected myself! As soon as I hit submit I was like "Dammit that isn't right..."

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm glad you did, here's a cookie. *hands you a cookie*

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Eats cookie* Yummy breakfast :)

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

NEVER SAY LOL.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What about "lmfao?"

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

NO! You can say "Hahahahaha!" Or "*laugh*".

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*giggles*

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ah. *understands perfectly*

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Evil Laugh*

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It was already spelled correctly

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But I added quotation marks.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ohhh okay. Sorry. Normally the sarcasm mark is [!] so I didn't understand.

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah I like quotes... It makes me think of quote fingers. Plus You can tell it's supposed to be sarcastic whist your reading and don't have to wait till the end of the sentence to be like "Oh, that was sarcastic. Got it"

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

She/He added the sarcastic quotation marks

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

By MLIA homepage standards.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today, My mom got put in a big yellow bouncy room. MLIA

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Did she fall down?

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Was she wearing a special jacket that allows her to hug herself without seeming strange?

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Or one that makes her the opposite of curvy?

[ - ] blaberdoodleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i want one of those.. really bad

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why? Are you curvy?!?

[ - ] blaberdoodleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I LOVE THOSE JACKETS!

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And you chose to share this with us why?

[ - ] TheBananaKingGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Because he/she/it thought you would find it amusing.

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But I don't.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So your mom is a moron, and you're probably just like her. Fuck your life.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hope someone comes up and steals her credit card.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What is a short five minutes? Just wondering. Dumbass.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That's an excellent question, my love.

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Or an empty five minutes?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*yawn* Mornin' all.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Good afternoon! xD

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey Zucchi :D, afternoon there?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, nearly 4pm.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ha, damn. I've got 5 minutes to noon.

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Good morning, love. =]

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mornin', Sweet-pea. =]

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Did you sleep well?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I did indeedy, 11 hours :P. How are you?

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm fine. Last night had a dream that I'd come back to visit here after I'd been away a while and you guys had replaced me.

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hi there!

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Good morning/ afternoon :)

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today, my mom got put into an insane asylum, MLIA

[ - ] blaberdoodleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

reminds me of when my mom tried to open our front door with that little automatic car door unlocker that goes on your key ring.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It didn't remind me of anything but thanks for the input.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am off to work out. Bye all!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bleh, I should work out today...I probably won't though. Oh well.

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha welcome to my life!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...I don't want to be welcomed to your life.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think they spelled "dance" wrong in their name...

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, It's french.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Okay, my mistake. :)

[ - ] alwayzdanse92Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Fine... then get out...

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't tell me what to do.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*is tired*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...Why didn't she just use the key card?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Because that would be far too logical for someone related to OP.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And you didn't help her because...?

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*throws muffin*

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*catches muffin* *places carefully in basket* Thanks, Shiner!

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*starts a muffin baseball game* I call pitcher!

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*goes to outfield to sleep*

[ - ] PocketDinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP conveniently had a stopwatch?

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