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I have the Verizon Juke cell phone, and it swings open instead of sliding, or opening like a book. I recently changed my background picture to a big kitchen knife. Now it looks like a switchblade whenever I open my phone. MLIA

#1263300 Comments: 37 Vote: average 4069meh 404Share

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ooh, well aren't you special?

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It actually IS my cat.. soo...

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, it's my cat.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, it's MY cat.

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've been living a lie all these years?!

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Gasp!* I think you may be right...no wonder it runs away from me now :( Do you have my kitty?

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yup, just a silly mixup! Here you go! *Hands you a kitty*

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Steals cat* ..Now Fluffy is MINE! All MINE!! *Invader Zim laugh*

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Her name is DIAMOND!

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Isn't that a stripper name?

[ - ] cheesepopsicleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Steals cat* It's mine now. =D

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*whacks CP's head**takes cat*

[ - ] cheesepopsicleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*gets concussion* Ouch..

[ - ] cheesepopsicleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm special.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Iz speshul! Shahaha!

[ - ] cheesepopsicleGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Ahh! Bad spelling! *Is *special

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Do not disrespect Ceiling Cat. Ever. *winks creepily*

[ - ] cheesepopsicleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*winks creepily back* I'm just going to assume you were winking at me.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dont juge meh!

[ - ] IWillNowTellYouAboutMyPussyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...MY CAT!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Wow OP, that's just so fucking awesome. Thank you for sharing that fucking story with me. Fuck you.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

That's a great story, do you have time to tell it again[?]

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Lacrosse game. D: Bye luvs!

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bye, and good luck. Go kick some ass.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*takes out an actual switchblade and stabs OP with it*

[ - ] Rachel_BGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have that phone. its the most annoying phone in the world. i hate it. glad to see someone can have a little fun with it.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Glad to see you have bad grammar.

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You do, too. That wasn't a complete sentence. (Not that this was either, but I personally don't care).

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

YHBG

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Where did he go? I liked him.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No idea but yeah I liked him too. He whipped everyone into grammar-shape.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, we definitely needed him...even if he did piss everyone else off.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ugh, I voted NO to this one as well. Why doesnt MLIA ever listen to me?!?!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nah. It looks like a phone.

[ - ] bwaybabeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I had that phone, I hated it! It broke within like a month of owning it.

[ - ] madameoboeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

OMFG!!! YOUR A GREASSSAAAAAAAAAA

[ - ] LooneyLunaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love it! OP, you're awesome! ;)

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