MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I was walking down the hall while reading. I then saw another person trying to do the same thing but they kept bumping into people. I on the other hand managed to walk around everyone. She was reading New Moon I was reading Harry Potter. MLIA.
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[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I managed to kill every OP, shame it was only a dream.
 
[ - ]  downwitheggsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Let's make it happen then. *pulls out 4 foot long tazer*
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*passes out torches*
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*runs and grabs napalm*
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
So wait, are a llama and a fish having a 69?!?!?!
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That, my friend, is one strange image.
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 141 year, 10 months ago
That, my friend, is one strange image.
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 141 year, 10 months ago
That, my friend, is one strange image.
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
TRIPLETS!
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 10Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
NO! I voted NO to this one....stupid MLIA. >:(
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You did the right thing.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Story of my life...
 
[ - ]  LMAOplaneGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
shut up.
 
[ - ]  LMAOplaneGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
People need to stop mentioning New Moon, Twilight, Harry Potter, etc. *Sigh deeply*
 
[ - ]  futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*falls asleep*
 
[ - ]  downwitheggsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*steals futurewriter's kidney*
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*steals kidney and eats it*
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Nice name
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 11Bad: 191 year, 10 months ago
o lol op ur rght hrry pttr fans r smrtr thn nw mnn 1s!!!!! gd thing i lyke hrry pottr nd nt nw mnn haha!
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
I am going to kill you....
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Why? Being a n00b is very fun.
 
[ - ]  LMAOplaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
:|
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST VOWELS???
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
I WAS BORED SO I WAS PRETENDING TO BE A FUCKING N00B. I DO IT ALL THE TIME, AND PEOPLE GET IT. PLEASE DON'T GET SO MAD. /end rant
 
[ - ]  futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
!#@@$#$%!# !#$#^%$^$!# !@#$$
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Don't diss Dancer, bitchezzz.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, don't diss ME.
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
Girl I will CUT you.
 
[ - ]  gurliwillCUTyouGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yes?
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
O_o This is..strange.
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
May I join you?
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*hands chainsaw* Of course you can!
 
[ - ]  tdd1006Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Can, can I join?
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Yes! Anyone can join, I always carry around 23 extra chainsaws in case something like this happens.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
...I used to like you.
 
[ - ]  LMAOplaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oohhh! Chainsaw . .. :D
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*suddenly feeling powerful*
 
[ - ]  tdd1006Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Actually I have my own AK, so it's all good.
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Woo!
 
[ - ]  futurewriterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*holds up tazer* Locked and load!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
What the hell? Did you not read the username?? I was making fun of n00bs, don't get so offended.
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
they arn't n00bs, their tr0lls. They are much worse. Don't feed them.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Can I feed on them?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Umm, I said that. I am clearly nawt a troll or a n00b, and I know better than you to not feed them, seeing as I lived through a trillion of them.
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Fail.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I DO THIS ALL THE TIME, AND I'M JUST MAKING FUN, IT'S NOT BIG DEAL.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Oh poor dancer... *sighs, laughs*
 
[ - ]  iPirateGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I feel sorry for you. The n00bs don't understand that you were trying to be a n00b. It's okay. Unlike them, I have intelligence and could tell that you weren't a n00b because I do that all the time.
 
[ - ]  MyUserNameLiesGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago
Im assuming youre making fun of harry potter. *Secretly wants to bash dancers head in
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm assuming you never learned the apostrophe. It looks like this ' and is located in between the enter and the colon key.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm assuming that I love Harry Potter and would never make fun of it, bu is making fun of OP.
 
[ - ]  iced_teaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
WHY?!?! I thought MLIA was going back to average about a week ago....
 
[ - ]  LMAOplaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That only lasted like a day. :(
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It did for about a day, then it became suicidal.
 
[ - ]  LMAOplaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Sadly . . . *break into tears*
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It was all but a dream.
 
[ - ]  tdd1006Good: 15Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago
So, the girl reading Twilight liked the book and was more into it, but Harry Potter was boring and you couldn't get sucked in?
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
^this
 
[ - ]  RosannaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That's what I thought
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
sigh... MLIA is a giant clogged toilet, filled with complete CRAP. Someone needs to get a shovel and dig out all the crap to get to the gold. And put the crap into a much larger toilet to be known as My Life Is Random.
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Thank you....
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
That was disgusting...but made a lot of sense.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I want Mek to delete every submission, so we can just start again.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Nah...I like a little bit of non-average in there, because making fun of OP's is fun.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
It would be better if we had more average posts though.
 
[ - ]  LMAOplaneGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
We need a higher percentage of average posts.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I have an average submission awaiting approval. It currently has 99 averages, and 3 mehs. *shrug*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Still needs a few more average votes.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, it would be.
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
we should send this to the Creators, and convince them to make the My Life is Random.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I probably wouldn't read it. They already made one for Harry Potter but there is still a lot of Harry Potter here.
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Then I'll make a virus and send it to them. And it won't go away until they launch a new website.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Is that even possible?
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
They once said it was impossible to put a virus in a picture. But they did.
 
[ - ]  downwitheggsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Agreed.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Who cares about what she was reading? She may have been just a klutz and maybe you were watching people's feet and not actually reading at all.
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
95% of the time, these posts are fake. back off. Don't go and try to prove or disprove a fake post.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I think SSON knows that, seeing as they've been here a while. And there's absolutly nothing wrong with disproving a "fake" post.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Back off of what?
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
idk. im just a little pissed right now is all. when im pissed, i don't think right.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't know*. I'm* When* I'm* I*...unless that was suppossed to be filled with mistakes to prove your point that you don't think right.
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Yes. Yes it was. But I'm better now.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Shift key please.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I think I like that explanation. A lot.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Thanks Dancer. =] How are you?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Very terrible. I posted a n00b post up above and people are freaking out at me. How are you?
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Just woke up so I'm still a little outta it. Haha. I walked up the stairs practically blind and I didn't trip! Haha. Guess I'm not OP material.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Tis a shame. I guess that story wasn't average, then :3
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Nah. Sorry, had to do some chores real quick. :3= (Walrus). There are birds on my fence.
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I agree, OP just wanted to post something on MLIA. Shame.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Happens often. *shrug* It'll be better one day when MLIA goes unpopular among random people.
 
[ - ]  merrysongstressGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It's called coordination, it has nothing to do with HP or Twilight, provided I keep one eye over the page and looking ahead I can read anything and walk at the same time
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I couldn't agree more. I do that with books, and playing games on my iPod.
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRw-lfXy_tQ
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
NO SPAMMING NOOBSICLE.
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Boo. Did I scare you?
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No. No failing, please.
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*fails again*
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
what the...?
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*plays hopscotch the bottom of the posts*
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*trips sweetieheart002* Haha!
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ow! My knee is scraped! *cries*
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*hands sweetieheart002 a hello kitty band-aid* Here you go.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*skips through meadow*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Goodnight everyone! <333
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Wow, and I just woke up.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It's 1:30 Sunday morning in Australia.
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
:O It's 10:35 AM Saturday morning here!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Me too, where are you?
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
8:35am up here in Alberta. Well, good night then. :)
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
9:37am here in Missouri
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Nighty night! Don't let the rapist bite!
 
[ - ]  studmuffinslolGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Good morning everyone!
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Good morning!
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*about to go to bed*
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Haha, once I was playing a game on my phone and I missed getting off the bus at my stop....
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I got on my bus going the wring way yesterday, but I was broke and couldn't switch, so I had to wait for it to loop back around its route. It sucked.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I has donuts and scrambled eggs. Be jealous.
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Unless they were Krispy Kreme, I am not jealous. And I hate eggs.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well fine. Be that way. D:
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm jealous!
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
There is no Krispy Kreme where I live. They tried to start up, and failed because of Tim Hortons.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
The one here failed too. But we have no Tim Hortons. Hmm...
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Mmmm, eggs. I think I might have some for lunch.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I've had sushi almost every day for the last week! Oh yeah, be jealous.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I can't, because I have never tried sushi so I don't know if I like it or not. xD
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You haven't? Do you not eat fish, or is it just difficult to find in your area?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I love fish, but no, we have no bodies of water larger than ponds within a few hours of us.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I am! I have not had sushi in ages.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Go get some, you're missing out! D:
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Guess I'll add another comment down here. *feels unseen at the bottom*
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*stalks*
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh hello random person who told me I shouldn't quit. =]
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hello :3
 
[ - ]  drgreghouseGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
stupid harry potter.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm off to get ready for dance, bye.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh, ok. Later.=] Have fun.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
By dancer!
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*instert e and comma. *headpillow*
 
[ - ]  animalgirl125Good: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago
ha! harry potter triumphs again!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ha!N00b!
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Please, go kill yourself
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Whoa calm down kiddo. We give them a week 'fore we say that unless they are trolls.
 
[ - ]  SeaTrollTakeoverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hey people. I'm here. The party can start. Unless it's already started, and now it's over because I'm here.... Ooooh....
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*parties*
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm fading, g'night! Zzz...
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
So Llamafish69 is gone, but I have a question. Are a llama and a fish having a 69?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
For that to be remotely possible you would either need a huge fish or a tiny llama. O.o
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know. But that's her name. O_o
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Naw, the llama could be Pedobear in disguise.
 
[ - ]  Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*waits very impatiently for new post*
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
...Because reading Harry Potter suddenly makes you walk better?
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Duh. Just like Bella made being a klutz cool. Wtf? I was never cool for being a kluts but all these barbie doll blondes love falling down stairs all of a sudden.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I was never cool for being a klutz either, well I still am one, but people just make fun of me for it.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I laugh at myself but here recently I realized that I am actually quite coordinated, I'm just accident prone. Was in the hospital twice last year.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm not coordinated. But I am also accident prone. I think I broke my hand snowboarding yesterday, I'm not sure how.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. Good morning.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I broke my wrist a couple of months ago doing the same thing.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Haha. A year ago when I went skiing I hit a tree and was knocked unconscious. Apparently I had a concussion so I dunno why they never woke me up. Later that year I fell out of a tree. My neighborhood has decided trees hate me.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. I love you.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. I love you too.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. You're up early.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. Not really, I am usually up earlier.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. Ew, why?
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. Probably because of school and work. I am a morning person by nature anyway. In case you haven't noticed, you are up too, our times difference isn't that different.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. You morning people...*Shakes head* I know, my little brother woke me up.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. Now I have to decide if I want to work out this morning. Oh, the things I must decide, it is too early for that.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. I'm deciding if I want to work out today too...I probably won't.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. I probably will. Hey, how is your hand this morning? Not that I care or anything, just wondering.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. It still hurts. :( I didn't get very much sleep last night because it was throbbing all night :/ how did you sleep?
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. Please go see a doctor. After I got off the computer and thought about just how awesome I think you are, I slept great.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. You make me smile. I think I'm going to wait a few days and see if it feels any better, and then I'll go to the doctors.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. I don't see why you don't go to the doctors. Your parents insurance pays for it, it doesn't take that long, and at the very least, you can get some meds for the pain. I hope you aren't this difficult when we get married someday....Whoops, did I just say that!?!?
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. I hate going to the doctors. And, I will definitely be this difficult when we get married. I am very stubborn.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. Before I forget, I love you.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. I love you more.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. Just so you know, I am very stubborn too so either this will be a good thing or you will have to change your ways.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pssst. I'm not changing my ways. We can just be stubborn together.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*leans in, kisses*
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Kisses back, then hugs* I have to go clean now, I love you. Have an amazing day.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear BCF, That makes me sad. That means I have no excuse for not working out. I want YOU to have an amazing day. Just know, that I love you. Love, Kiska
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Lets hope they break their ankles.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Lmao. The image in my head there was awesome.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear BCF: You're amazing. Love, Nonny.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear N, thank you. Love, BCF.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You forgot the PS. There's always a PS.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
P.S. [insert wit]
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That's a nice one. How ya been?
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh, okay. MLIA got blocked on my home computer, and I have to return my girlfriend's laptop soon, so...
 
[ - ]  rachkapchewGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago
HARRY POTTER STRIKES AGAIN BOO TWILIGHT HARRY POTTER IS COOLER THAN A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
...No.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Despite the fact that I agree with you, please do not go announcing this here. This is not the right place to be doing that.
 
[ - ]  AThingCalledLoveGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Your poor shift key, it's going to have to go through years of therapy to recover from that awful rape.
 
[ - ]  Ravenclaw2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Harry Potter is better than Twilight in my opinion, But No, just... no. -dies a little inside-
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
How long have you been around?
 
[ - ]  Ravenclaw2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well, I've been reading the stories for a few months now but never really bothered to comment until today. Why? I sincerely hope I'm not inadvertently making a n00b out of myself.
 
[ - ]  tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
You just made an amazing recover.
 
[ - ]  tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*recovery
 
[ - ]  Ravenclaw2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Care to explain what I had to recover from in the first place?
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
After reading that comment, I have to say that you're nothing of the sort.
 
[ - ]  Ravenclaw2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Why thank you Nonagon.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Psshht. I can read both books without walking into anyone.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I love you. =]
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I love you, too, but why?
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I just felt it needed saying. Should I have a reason prepared next time?
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Haha, no. Any love is good love.
 
[ - ]  Ravenclaw2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
At once? Bravo.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I've done it before.
 
[ - ]  Ravenclaw2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
My new hero.
 
[ - ]  tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I love you.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Not as much as I love NP.
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Psshht. I can walk on my hands.
 
[ - ]  AThingCalledLoveGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Psshht. I can walk on my hands and read two books at the same time.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Suuure you can. You'll have to show us sometime ;)
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Just you wait.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm going to force you next time you're on tinychat :)
 
[ - ]  tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I can read your mind. THAT'S skill.
 
[ - ]  gurliwillCUTyouGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I like Twilight AND Harry Potter. I just really hate how people hate on things like that. They hate on Twilight, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, etc. Like, all of you need to get over your hate of them. If you hate them then stop becoming obsessed with how much you hate them. Ugh..people...
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*glances at Harry Potter and Twilight sitting side by side on the sofa* I love you.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*looks at HP and Twilight series sitting on my shelf titled favorite series'*
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*looks at New moon, Twilight, HP1, 3 &5* I love you guys *glares at BD, Eclipse, and all the other HP books* Fuck you
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
So the next posts in line have stuff to do with; self-proclaimed ninja teachers, mom's who can't get into their hotel rooms with credit cards, room-sitting, LOL, and a grammatically incorrect post that I ignored.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh God...
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah. I No'd many of them and didn't even bother to answer yes or no to a few that were really stupid.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm hungry. Someone here make me breakfast.
 
[ - ]  AThingCalledLoveGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I have some leftover banana pancakes from earlier. Would you like some?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Do you even have to ask? Hell yeah I want them. Ship them via FedEx to MN.
 
[ - ]  AThingCalledLoveGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*puts banana pancakes in FedEx box at post office* Don't worry, they'll be there by tomorrow.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Bitchin. What should I do until then? I'm wasting away to nothing over here!
 
[ - ]  AThingCalledLoveGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Snack on the OP. There's plenty to go around.
 
[ - ]  Elala_chanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
DO you like frozen waffles?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
YES.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Do you like pancakes? YEAH I LIKE PANCAKES!
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Do you like pancakes?
 
[ - ]  Ravenclaw2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Do you like bacon?
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I HATE BACON. LOve waffles though.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well, I guess that answers this question VVV.....
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pshhh...Do I like bacon? What kind of question is that?! Who DOESN'T like bacon?!
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Me. =)
 
[ - ]  Ravenclaw2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
This is very true. People on a Kosher diet? Well I suppose even they like bacon. They just can't eat it.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, i guess you have a point there....
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*gasp* *I
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*resists urge to ask if you want meat*
 
[ - ]  Ravenclaw2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah I totally walked into that one, Oh well. You can't avoid them all. Where's the fun in that?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Pretty sure he was talking to me....
 
[ - ]  Ravenclaw2012Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, I get that now. I just woke up a few minutes ago and while that's no real excuse I suppose I just connected bacon to a meat comment and thought he was referring to me. Terribly sorry for the confusion.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Heh heh. I knew I could count on you, Nonny.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
:3
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
So...
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Buttons on your underpants?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Not today.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*I will not abuse the shift key, I will not abuse the shift key, I will not abuse the shift key, calmly* Why is there no new post?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Here, let me help you out. WHY IS THERE NO NEW POST?!?!? WTF??!?!?#P984YTPNQEORIHG BPDFHVISDFUH BTPOQIHWOIASJ OIVHD
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh thanks for helping. *smiles and offers a free shoe shine*
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I think my love left. Again. :'(
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ugh. I have a lacrosse game to get to. Bye all! Love most of you!
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Good luck!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
BYE!!!
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh dear. Last night I had a dream that I came on here after being away for a month or so and you guys had replaced me...
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
LOL we'd NEVER do that...>_> <_< >_>
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dude, you are so not funny.
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I was joking D: *feels hurt*
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
...The fuck?
 
[ - ]  DILLRAWGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Why whould you post this? It's crap. Stop wasting peoples time with these stupid posts.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Who are you?
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I think they're new...
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
On other news, the Serebii pokemon of the day is Ho-oh. Who's your favorite pokemon? And those of you who dislike pokemon, please feel free to ignore this announcement altogether.
 
[ - ]  HermonieWeasleyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
GO HARRY POTTER!
 
[ - ]  india1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
:-P
 
[ - ]  gabrielpaipaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
FAKE
 
[ - ]  ishallcallhersquishyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh man, that happens to me all the time. I'm the only person in my school who can successfully read and walk at the same time. BTW, Harry Potter FTW. (Just started reading the series, lawlz, I fail.)
 
[ - ]  roxamania96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
THE BATTLE IS ONGOING!!!!
 
[ - ]  MyBritishAccentMakesMeCoolGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Bloody fucking hell! I thought these ridiculous Twilight/New Moon vs. Harry Potter posts were gone. Fuck you.
 
[ - ]  india1Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Such disrespect. Who cares about the Twilight/Harry Potter war? We all already know who won:-) coughtwilightcough. We should just be more tolerant of each other. I mean, I love both of them (Just TW more than HP)
 
[ - ]  amazing22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
epic wiinnn. :)
 
[ - ]  BlueMoon21Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
complete epic win!
 
[ - ]  FiveOne83Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Harry Potter sucks. So does Twilight, but I hate Harry Potter more, because Harry Potter fans are all asswipes.
 
[ - ]  AntiHero94Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerdsssssss i hate kids who walk at school and read... i have read good books but not good enough to ruin my social status
 
[ - ]  MyBritishAccentMakesMeCoolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't walk and read at the same time either. I find it quite pointless. But really.. not reading because of your SOCIAL STATUS..? Come on.. How shallow are you?
 
[ - ]  AntiHero94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
very much so i mean theres this kid who read and walked at the same time and i looked at him and instantly wanted to punch him... ima nice guy but jesus.. and im pretty popular so i mean that would hurt me.. also i know its not cool to be popular on mlia so i dont care bout you haters im not a prep or a poser im just cool
 

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