MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*scouts for other commenters at the top of the post*

[ - ] Pupdog911Good: 3Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

lol i love this one. I love irony.

[ - ] LMAOplaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why do they torture people who suffer from aibohphobia. *Sighs*

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I just can't bring myself to believe this one. *heads over to google*

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Lemme know if it's true... I can't really believe it, either.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

False. It was a joke term made up in 1981.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Figures. *mutters* Stupid OP...

[ - ] WhoDey320Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"Aibohphobia 13 a joke term for the fear of palindromes, which is a palindrome itself. The term is a piece of computer humor entered into the 1981 The Devil's DP Dictionary" i'm pretty sure i've seen a similar post about aibohphobia on MLIA before...

[ - ] icey2425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

ive seen something like this too

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

As a doctor *coughs* Xanax is used to calm you down. However, I doubt meds would be used on such a phobia.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Curious: Why did you cough?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well technically i'm not. Yet. But I am the unofficial MLIA doctor, Dr. Mao here.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ohhhh. Okay. Works for me!

[ - ] skafaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You should type it into wikipedia.. it takes you to a list of fictional phobias, including Arachibutyrophobia and Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

[ - ] icey2425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

the hippopotomonstrose.....whatever is just torture if someone actually has it. its the fear of long words after all.

[ - ] OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh God. Please kill me now

[ - ] gocheckurwawaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Nice Username! Lol! why, may I ask?

[ - ] OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha I don't know, everything else was taken

[ - ] gocheckurwawaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It made me laugh, cuz I thought of my Toy Poodle. She could definitly be called OodlesofPoodle b/c of her hair :)

[ - ] iisanonymousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

haha that is FUNNY!

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

... I sincerely hope this is sarcasm.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Hmmm, I think it's another noob, Fishy.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I hope not.. But you're probably right. Ew.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Oh, and another below :|

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Aww... Damn it. (And Gods, the spelling/grammar... I think I might kill myself.)

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I can put up with it so long as I have my ice-cream. But when that finishes I may die.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Or, we can insult them! Would that work?..

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Works for me!

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Woo-- Aw... They actually seem to be willing to follow the rules.. Damn.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*points to username and sighs*

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

(Hopefully)you forgot the [!].

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Tell us the answer to the riddle!

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh. Nah, not yet. Maybe in the next post.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're killing me here!

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

NOOOOO! D:

[ - ] tegz-xGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

most technical smart sounding MLIA post iv seen in a while. i felt like i was in skwl,, mii head hurt. thanks.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm not even going to try correcting you. Your misspelling of "school" is understandable, since I can clearly see you've never bothered going.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ugh, reading that made my head hurt. EDIT: This is the most technical and smart sound MLIA post I've seen in a while. I felt like I was in school. My head hurts, thanks.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I thought mine had a little more bite to it... But I like your comment better, anyway. *goods*

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wait.. you aren't just sucking up to me so I'll tell you the answer to the riddle, are you?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Surprisingly, no. I've still got plenty of time to fill my schmoozing quota for the day... I actually like your comment better.

[ - ] tegz-xGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

i'm on a computer bumming at home, why should i bother about my grammar.....?

[ - ] tegz-xGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"and smart sound MLIA post" ....? shot for not making sense after correcting me.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You can not bother on any other site, but we much prefer proper grammar here.

[ - ] tegz-xGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OK, apologies.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why not? Why speak like an oaf?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Again, lmaonaise, your comment amazes me. I couldn't find a good word for this... Fool. Thank you. *goods*

[ - ] tegz-xGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

but still those facts r kwl XD

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

But still those facts are cool. *

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And they aren't, by the way.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They aren't facts, nor are they cool.

[ - ] tegz-xGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry?

[ - ] tegz-xGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

but still those facts are midly interesting* how bout that.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

None of them are facts, none of them are interesting.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Okay, obviously you're new so... heres the speech. -clears throat-, 1. There is a reply button. Please use it. 2. We cuss to amuse, not to abuse. 3. The Shift Key is your friend. Use it, but don't rape it. Date rape is not okay. 4. Grammar is also your friend! Please make friends with grammar! (Grammar includes proper punctuation and spelling.) 5. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR STUPID. Keep doing it and you will eventually hit your destination. 6. Do not feed the trolls. They're given special food provided by our highly trained moms. 7. Do not BE a troll( or spammer). 8. If we seem mean, it's probably because you're annoying us. A simple way to fix it is to stop. 9. [!] is like alcohol; it's only good in moderation. 10. Dont typ liek dis. Please use proper grammar. 11. The Double Post. They happen. We know, it's happened to us too. Sometimes there's triplets. Sometimes sextuplets. Don't worry. It's the stupid rate limit. Laugh it off. Make a witty comment. Nobody will remember you were the n00b who made the same comment twice. In a row. 12. When you edit the story to try to be funny, make sure it's gonna actually be funny. 13. 'OP' means "Original Poster." Now you know. 14. Respect fellow commenters. This means you shouldn't piss us off.

[ - ] tegz-xGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

haha, OK. I'm sorry that was actually very entertaining to read, i'm sorry for annoying you at all, you seem cool, thank you for explaining all that to me. =]

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't worry, we all start off as noobs. (Except me because I spent a few weeks lurking before making a comment and because I'm cool :P). And btw, credit of that speech goes to MLIA handbook.

[ - ] tegz-xGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Apologies for replying above your latest comment, but there was no "reply" button on your comment. I never knew there was a handbook? But credit to you for posting a quote from it, you are loyal. =]

[ - ] tegz-xGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ignore first part of previous comment, I understand now =]

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I direct you toward my previous comment, just above yours. I agree with MrTeatime.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My little sisters pet mouse just died because she fed it cheese ._.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I can't think of anything witty to say... That's just odd. o.O My condolences to your little sister, though.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Cheese usually does kill mice, just so you know. Its not really odd if they die from it. And I'm contemplating giving you a hint on the riddle.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, I figured... I don't know why, I just found it odd. | And I'm contemplating just looking it up. D:

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Just read the riddle on the previous post. Could the answer be 'scissors' by any chance?

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Genius! Why didn't I think of that?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bah! Ruiner! ... I should've thought of that... Damn.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why, yes it is.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry for ruining the fun, I was just so excited that I might be right! I'm usually awful at riddles.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I would like a hint! Oh and RIP your sister's mouse, but mice smell bad anyway...

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not this one, he was a naked mouse so he didn't stink as much. It really sucks because I paid $25 for him and he only lasted two weeks :/

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Cartoons have a lot to answer for.

[ - ] gocheckurwawaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

hehe :)

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Today, I read on MLIA that OPphobia is the fear of inane posts written by idiots. I then read the comments section and discovered that it is treated with Sarcasm. MLIA

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I love this comment so much I wanna marry it.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Go ahead, its legal in Australia.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

MOTHERFUCKINGCREEPYAMG.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I think I'm going to go watch Bruce Almighty now, I love that movie. Bye, all! See you in and hour or so.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Later, Ellie!

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, I got badded. Someone disliked me going?

[ - ] triforceofsaraGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Right now in the U.S., it's 7:27. I was going to say it was 7:26, but time moved on.

[ - ] znatsteakGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

and it was discovered by Dr Hans Eresnahrd, whos name is a palindrome.

[ - ] drlemonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You mean MLIAILM

[ - ] farlypieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

my life is average, average is my life

[ - ] MyBritishAccentMakesMeCoolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This post actually intrigued me.

[ - ] shhh123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My name is Hannah. That's a palindrome :)

[ - ] farlypieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

its funny phobia that have to do with words, normally the word has the phobia. :D well im not sure how true that is but I've seen it in 2-3 words :D

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