MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Cute (:

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

What made me laugh is that your face is ugly.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How the fuck does that happen?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Kiska, walk towards me so we can have an awkward moment!

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think you just accomplished an awkward moment but asking me to do that.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha noooo.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The cute guy was doing his best to avoid you but take it however you'd like.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The sad part is that kiska is a 100% right.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The sad part is you still are unable to properly use the Reply Button 100% of the time.

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whaaaatt?

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

The guy was probably trying to avoid her.

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Agreed!

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nice basis for a story, though it has been done before, however, you worded it very badly.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I just r******d that I never actually read the posts, I just read the last sentence and comment about it.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You left out the word fuck again.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

... Son of a fucking bitch.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, that's usually how that happens...

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

erdfghjkl

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

erdfghjkl

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Epic retards dancing, fucking, gagging, humping, just killing losers.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't know. I'm really fucking bored.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

IWYR you just described Vegas so well.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I_Want_Your_Rectum?

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry meant IWYV

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Where the fuck is the word fuck?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fuck you all.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*is sad* B-b-but... BCF... :'(

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Fuck you mother fucka!!!!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Suck my cock.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry, Mobile. I'm just in a bad mood.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What happened?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

IWYV... you best not be telling me to suck your cock. I'm giving you a chance here.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm telling BCF to suck my cock. In a joking manner, mind you.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hurt my hand.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Are you ok? What happened

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Aw, how?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Snowboarding. Dear IWYV, I will not suck your cock. Fuck you. Love, BCF.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You snow board lucky I live in SF so it never snows... But did u like break it?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Snowboarding is such mean fun. I've only been once but took to it like a duck to water.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dear BCF, if you suck my cock, I will make you forget all about the pain in your hand. Love, Mobile

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've been once and took like a black man to water... not very well

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, fine. You don' have to be such a bitch. *cries*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dear Mobile, no. Love, BCF. Dear iap, I don't know. Love, BCF.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dear BCF, it's okay, I'll still make you forget about the pain in your hand. *gives back rub* Love, Mobile

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dear BCF, I hope it isn't broken and that you make a swift recovery so you can continue brightening everyones day on MLIA Love IAP

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Aren't you just so special, having an awkward moment like that. Just imagine how awkward it would've been if he had gotten closer and actually saw your face.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I will good you only on the fact that I can tell you tried really hard.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whoa, kiska's being sympathetic and understanding and I was told to fuck off. The world really is ending.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I never told you to fuck off! Did I?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, that illiterate chick a couple posts over.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I shouldn't question it because I wouldn't say that to you. I might have a few months ago though but I doubt it ever came to that.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I don't even remember why we didn't like each other. I just remember that I hadto intentionally ignore your comments for a while as not to start anything, and then I tentatively told you I liked your comment or something, and then a long time after that you said something snarky and I said I hadn't been messing with you in forever, and you said that was true, and then we were friends. It was all very strange. I'm glad we're friends now though.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And Mobile is giving me a chance. Ha, I'm scared of this new world.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm giving YOU a chance. I don't give many people chances. Feel special.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My mommy says I'm very special cause I get to ride the short bus

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt it hurts. ;)

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

TUF :)

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

IWYV! <3 How's you, sexay?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm just fine :) You?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm pretty good. We has some visitors coming over soon. And I'm having the worstest hair day ever. ;-; Fml. xD

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes you are... take it off. Oh. OH WOW.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They're so fucking huge! Can... Can I touch them?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm not sure if that 'OH WOW' was a good or bad thing..

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

When is it bad when we're talking about boobs?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

When's it is guy boobs...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*When

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Those aren't boobs. They're frauds.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What DTE said..

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You don't like my boobs? *tear*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Uhh.. Depends what you mean by 'like'.. If you meant 'dislike' then yes, I dislike them..

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I see how it is... I'm trying to get my boobs bigger at the moment.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Suuup TUF!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No'much! What about you ActionFigure? <3

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not too much aye, just recovering from a good night last night.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sounds exciting. :3

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Last night was, this morning not so much.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Cobalt 5 gum.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Solstice.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are you sure he wasn't just walking normally and you were watching him from afar, shuffling back and forth awkwardly by yourself fantasizing that the moment was happening?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I strongly suspect that OP was walking towards a mirror.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

agreed

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whoa, Nemo flashback...

[ - ] FuzzybuniGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So wait... she's a cute guy?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, I suspect so ugly that people pressume she is a guy.. and well OP's standards of cute are about the same level as Frankenstien.

[ - ] FuzzybuniGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh damn. Well, that is pretty hot. ;) Haha, just kidding.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1859980

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Please don't spam.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Please fuck off.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love how you're all nice and stuff then I'm all 'fuck you' and yeah.. Kthxbai.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Please don't "fucking" spam.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Please don't spam fuck?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm really off today. Fuck, I need a drink.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fuck you.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

tl;dr

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

If we wanted to read MLIA's we would go on MLIA. Idiot.

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