MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 12Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Ugh. Fuck you.

[ - ] iPirateGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

IWYV is going to fuck the OP for their virginity.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate you sooo much right now.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hate it's friend.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*its

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I just hate everyone.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why exactly?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why not?

[ - ] iampaulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Touche

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I still love you, BCF.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Who doesn't?

[ - ] iampaulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

LOL BCF must be like the most awesome person cause like 10 people have said I love you to her

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's part of the rules. And she is cooler than any everyone else.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Agreed. Well, Kiska is pretty badass too.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Kiska is a girl right... Sorry I'm new.

[ - ] OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Agreed

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wonder where that name originated...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

My penis.

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Makes sense. You would have children that would fail at life.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why is that?

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Because you spend your whole life taking the virginity of these stupid OP's. Their children must be stupid, too.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Learn to take a joke. I'm just screwing around. You don't even know me.

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hahaha no I definitely know its a joke! I'm joking, too. Except about the stupid OP's. They really are stupid.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ok, good. I hate when people assume I'm a pervert for real.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Eh, I thought it was a pretty good joke. Nice set up, good delivery, simple, makes sense, but not too predictable, yet it drew from pervious knowledge; it was specific to IWYV. But it wasn't insulting IWYV, it was insulting OPs. I liked it.

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

All you guys crack me up on this website! I would never assume bad things about y'all!

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Is nice.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Fail Name Meaning and History 1. Scottish: reduced form of McPhail. Black suggests that it may also be a habitational name from Fail in Ayrshire. 2. Northern English (Scottish Borders): Reaney has it as a nickname from Old French faille 18erring 19 or 18failure 19, but a more probable source is the southern Scots dialect adjective fail, meaning 18frail 19 or 18weak 19. 3. Altered spelling of French Faile. 4. Altered spelling of German F� Fehl, variants of Feil.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oops, sorry guys. I forgot MLIA doesn't like line breaks and didn't realise there were non-standard characters in there.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

tl;dr

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You should never let him have children.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Too late, OP's already preggers.

[ - ] RehdGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm thinking we gotta have posts that suck, so we know when they are average.

[ - ] RehdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The anticipation of that one, truly average post makes the wait worth it, type of thing?

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes, exactly. If we had all average posts we might take that for granted.

[ - ] RehdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Guess I can see that. I wish we didn't have to wait so long, though.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

When your friend grows up, none of this will happen. Blah, blah, blah.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Maybe I should start rethinking the traditional names I have picked out for my kids. Judging by some names these days, they're going to be ridiculed.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't have a traditional name.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*waits*

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What is it, if you don't mind me asking?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Meh, I'd rather not put it on the site.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Loser

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're mean.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ha, I know it. Losers.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not really, I am nice.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sometimes.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You know my name, Ppar?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You sent me an email. It had your name on it.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Parfait, YOU know BCF's name???

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Indeed. I was friends with her WAY before you were. Suck it.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh yes, I remember now.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey Parfait, how is my friend doing? While I have your attention, will you do me a quick favor and tell me what BCF's real name is? I lost it somewhere in all the papers on my desk.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not on the site!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I understand. :) But what I meant by non-traditional names was more... "Apple" or "Jedi" or "Hula hoop" or something.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I HAVE A TRADITIONAL NAME!!! I feel special.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I do too, haha. And so will my kids.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Meat Loaf. Rain Bow. Tree.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Legal Name: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii. Not even kidding: (http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/24/odd.names/index.html)

[ - ] teletubbiesruleGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

one word: win

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No.

[ - ] teletubbiesruleGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

i think you lose

[ - ] RehdGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I think you don't think.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

And by what logic did you come to that conclusion?

[ - ] teletubbiesruleGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I think that you both overthink

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think you are incapable of answering a question.

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Three words: go to hell.

[ - ] teletubbiesruleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

four words : i'll see you there

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Apparently you've never heard of the shift key. And you better hope you don't see me there.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Fail probably sucks at sports because he can't stand that on the back of his jersey.

[ - ] epicwinftwGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Believe it or not, my last name is Win. Maybe I should also name my kid Epic...

[ - ] teletubbiesruleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

:)

[ - ] LimaAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

what are OPs?

[ - ] LMAOplaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Original Poster; the people who post the stories.

[ - ] Angel_of_MusicGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I suppose that if it wasn't an adjective, Epic would be quite a nice name. A bit like a variation of Erik or Eric (depending on your spelling which is reliant on whether you like The Phantom of the Opera or The Little Mermaid. I'm a Phangirl myself :) )

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