MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

LOAD OF BULL SHIT

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why are you winking at your dog?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bitch is sexy.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Damn thats a sexy bitch

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Someone pointed out that in that song it sort of sounds like 'fish' instead of 'bitch'. Now every time I hear it I think 'fish'.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have no idea what song we're talking about.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sexy Bitch - David Guetta (sp?) It's a mainstream dance type song.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sexy bitch-David Guetta

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ah. I barely listen to modern music.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thats kinda sad.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No. I just have a different opinion on modern music than you, that's not sad.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate mainstream music. I can't even listen to it, I tune it out immediately.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A-V-E-R-A-G-E

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

If you blinked at the same time, you don't know if he blinked. You are an outright fucking liar!

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Damn it, it said winked, shit.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wow me and kiska actually agree

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

You have outright fucking terrible reading skills!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That was uncalled for.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Meh, it was said in jest.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, it didn't seem that way.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Oh well. Live and learn.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey! That was uncalled for! "LIVE and learn"?What about us nonliving folks? Insensitive...

[ - ] kiskaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah bitch, I corrected myself but thanks.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

EW. Bestiality is illegal.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well that doesn't stop me.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nothing seems to be able to stop you...

[ - ] mfm1313Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, it sounds like a match made in heaven, really. I mean, they both winked at the same time! Doesn't that just sum it up? *rolls eyes*

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Beastiality!

[ - ] BonJovi821Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought dogs couldn't wink?

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This has been discussed on a post before, apparently they can they just do it unintentionally though.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, they can wink... they just don't understand that it's a wink, you know?

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What I found fascinating is that dogs can't actually taste - they eat because of the way things smell - which is why you often find them eating the nastiest stuff.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How would you learn that

[ - ] FuzzybuniGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Poop must smell good then, eh? ;)

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Bon Jovi is fucking win.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There was some crazy lady on Animal Planet that claimed she was a pet whisperer, and that she could understand what animals were saying based on the number of times they blinked. I wonder what she would read in a sand storm. "Food... Turkey Up Red... Yes.... I... Now car beep egg... Frankenstein... SeaMoveGiantWeTurtle... Turtle... TurtleTurtleTurtleTurtle"

[ - ] epicwinftwGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Believe it or not, but my last name is Win. Maybe I should also name my kid Epic...

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