MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my brother gave me a piece of candy. I accepted it, and thought of it as a nice gesture until he dumped the whole box on me and said that he was going to, "Fatten me up and eat me". My brother is three years old, and I am terrified for my life. MLIA.

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[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your brother has a Hansel complex. You know, instead of an Oedipal one.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Definitely the better out of the two, in my opinion.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Eh, Oedipal complex isn't that bad. Dad was a bitch anyway. And mom... well...

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

FUCK YOU just saying...lol

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Don't back off your statement with "just saying... lol." Never back down, never apologize. If you're going to tell me to fuck off, follow through. And if you want to start over and be friends, be sincere. Don'r half ass both.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Don't

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nicely put Parfait.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love your random long-ass comments.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ha, that was nothing. You should see some of my OP narrative comments. Take up half a page, they did. And this one wasn't that random.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, I'm just saying. You kick ass.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ha, aw. <3<3<3

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I wasnt apologizing i meant it im just not good at being mean to ppl. u have been picking on me and i dont mind when when u talk shit about me but u took it too far and should know when to stop.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Actually, Parfait is one of the nicest people here. You must be an over sensitive person.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I know you weren't apologizing, I just meant that if you're going to tell me to fuck off, you should stick to it. Adding the "just saying...lol" softened the blow too much. Just some advice for next time.

[ - ] I_Am_The_OPGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Today, my brother gave me a piece of hand job. I enjoyed it, and thought of it as a nice gesture until he stopped before I climaxed and said that he was going to, "Fatten me up and eat me". My brother is three years old, and I am terrified for my life. MLIA.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

lol this guy is hilarious!!!

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This guy is, indeed, hilarious. You, however, should learn to use your shift key.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

LIKE THIS

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Rape! Rape!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

BOB! I have to talk to you!

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Later... Send me a FB message!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why, are you leaving?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't be afraid until he starts bringing out the knives.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Or the cauldron?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No. Just the knives.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What about a little Swedish kid like in the story?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You just refuse to go away, huh?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

JUST THE KNIVES! DO WE ALL UNDERSTAND NOW?!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*locks self in closet* I HAVE THE KNIFE! AHHHHH!! GET... OUT... OF... MY... HEAD! AHHHH!

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes and I'm to stupid to know when to go away

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wait... knifes?... or.... spoons?... eh? eh?

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't get it.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OH MY GOD!

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was talking about perfectlypar's comment.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was talking about perfectlypar's comment.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I see you've never played knifey spoony before

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're afraid of your three year old brother? Yeah that's average and logical. Oh, wait...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm afraid of my three year old cousin. Little monster.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm afraid of my friend's three year old sister. She bites me!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Three year olds are the scariest things in the world. My cousin kicks me. Just comes up and kicks me. Then walks off! Crazy tiny bastards.

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ahahaha! Hmmm, maybe it is logical.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Kira's done for the night. Gute nacht <3 :]

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Tschuss! Wiedersehen. Bis morgen :)

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Night!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Did he just read "Hansel and Gretel"?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's such a fucked up story. Little Red Cap (Little Red Riding Hood) is fucking weird. In the original version, the wolf rapes the kid and forces her to eat her grandma or something. O_o

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Most fairy tales are fucked. My dad bought me a beautiful copy of Grimm's fairy tales and I couldn't bring myself to read most of the stories in it.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Holy shit, Cinderella still makes me cringe.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ugh, I know. Now that I'm older, I think I'm going to give them another shot, though, haha.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So... What's everyone listening to?

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"Maybe She'll Get Lonely" by Jack Ingram

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Citizen Erased - Muse

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The back ground of the television. I suck.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My mum.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A thousand souls dying. Not a band, just my basement...

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