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A while ago, I was watching the old Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory movie on tv. It was at the part when Willy Wonka said "who wants an everlasting gobstopper?" I actually had a box of them so I screamed "I do!" in unison with the movie, popped it in my mouth, and proceded to choke on it from being so excited. MLIA.

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[ - ] sundayporchGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Charlie and the Chocolate factory fucking sucks.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Tru fax.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Easter is coming up, which means that Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory will be playing on TV, which means I will be a very happy camper :D

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My friend gave me my first Easter egg of the season last night. It was delicious.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Easter has the best candy, honestly. Chocolate, jelly beans... yum.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Why? The new one was way better in my opinion. The first one had fucking terrible actors and didn't follow the book at all. The newer one is much better.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Basically because I hate Johnny Depp. The first one was also made in the early 70s - what do you expect? I found it followed the novel quite well, actually.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Really? The directors changed nearly everything. But I agree, Johnny Depp is a fucking cock.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Maybe I'm just remembering wrong, I don't know. It's been awhile since I've both seen the movie and read the book, but from what I remember, they did a pretty good job. Maybe I'll read the book before I watch the movie this year :D I've only ever liked Johnny Depp in pirates of the Caribbean!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Pirates of the Caribbean*, oops.

[ - ] thatnerdchynnaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Heh

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Choke on my dick.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I demand to know why commentators are on here who I do not know. This is unacceptable.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I feel unloved.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I know and love you IWYV.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yaaaaay! *steals virginity in loving way*

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There's so many new commenters today.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There are* :D

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thank you.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No problem ;) That correction was with love, by the way. Because I know you are not a moron.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I know, I appreciate corrections.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are they newbs, n00bs, or noobs?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A bit of a mix.

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I want your bebies in me

[ - ] thatnerdchynnaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I apologize if you don't know me. I'm not new to MLIA, but I don't comment very often, and when I do, I don't have conversations with other commenters (or commentators? Which one is correct?).

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"Commenter" is correct :)

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You are incorrect. "Commentator" is the commonly used term.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A "commentator" is someone who who discusses news, sports events, etc. - usually on television or the radio.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Which is what we are.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry, I didn't realise we were on television or the radio.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Commentator is not a word. Don't argue with me.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Frick *commentater

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Frick *commentater

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nobody ever said anything about "commentater".

[ - ] thatnerdchynnaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Okay, thank you very much. Both are used and I wasn't sure.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...Great story.

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*facepalm*

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

Who ever wrote this is a fag

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey now, let's not be homophobic. That's not cool.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm sorry please don't take my virginity.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*steals virginity* I do what I want!

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry you can have it

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*turns into Eminem* Homophobic? Nah you're just heterophobic, staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Kinda random

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fag has been changed from meaniing homosexuals to people who own or frequently drive a Harley. Don't you watch South Park?

[ - ] I_Am_The_OPGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A while ago, I was watching the old Danny Davis and Jenna Jamison porno on tv. It was at the part when Danny said "who wants an everlasting boner in their mouth?" I actually had my boyfriends dick in my hand and shouted, "I do!" in unison with the movie, popped it in my mouth, and proceded to choke on it from being so excited. MLIA.

[ - ] HermonieWeasleyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

ahahah! i luv how this is worded.

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