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Today, I was eating cherries, and I pulled one out of the bowl that was still attatched to another by the stem. It looked like a stereotypical cherry. I have been waiting my whole life for this to happen. MLIA.

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[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

You've never had that happen before?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

*steals virginity* You little motherfucking bitch. Fuck you.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Shit. What's with people's hatred towards rape?

[ - ] JarOfAwesomeSauceGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

You should have said *pops cherry* instead.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

FUCK I forgot to change accounts.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

TeeHe.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

No.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Yes. Yes you should have.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

But I always say *steals virginity* I don't like change.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are you drunk?

[ - ] iampaulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No I'm Columbian so I'm just high

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am not. I have never been under the influence of anything while on here.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 3Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

If your whole life revolves around cherries, then you have way bigger issues to worry about. Moron.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I... I... I just can't believe how stupid this OP is.

[ - ] LaureySmartyGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Now what?

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

People call my high school cherries

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No one cares. Why did you tell us this?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

HOLY FUCK I just made it through a whole comment without using the word fuck!

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I want you. Now.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I felt like it

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today, I was eating cherries, I pulled one out of the bowl that was still attached to another by the stem. MLIA

[ - ] unAboveAverageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why use the word "stereotypical" cherry when you can just use the word "normal".

[ - ] unAboveAverageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Replace the . with a ?.

[ - ] KevkeviniGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I dislike that last sentence.

[ - ] sofa_spudGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why would anyone want to stereotype stone fruit? What's next, racial profiling of apples and pears?

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