MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] iampaulGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

He scares me

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Your face scares me.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

voldy's face scarese me!

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

That was not nice

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 6Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

Fuck you. I fucking hate you, OP. I hope you fucking die.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You need to learn to express yourself better. I have a hard time understanding where you are coming from, and oh, I love you.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love you too.

[ - ] iPirateGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate you too.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I don't give a shit.

[ - ] iPirateGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

If you "don't give a shit" why are you commenting? Isn't the mature thing to do, to just ignore me?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Says the person who insigated it. Hypocrite.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, you're on my comment. I have to comment back.

[ - ] iPirateGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Nice excuse. Would've worked if I was 5. Technically, if you didn't give a shit, commenting implies that you do give a shit because you're showing enough interest in my comment to actually respond to it. Responding with "I don't give a shit" adds to the hypocricy because you care enough to type that you don't care.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What kind of idiot are you? YOU replied to BCF's comment, saying you hate her. And you're saying SHE started it? Why do you care so much? You're the one who instigated it. If you hate her, "isn't the mature thing to do, to just ignore" her?

[ - ] iPirateGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Wait... I missed the part where I even HINTED that BCF started it. Can you point it out to me? I'm saying that BCF's excuse for commenting on my "I hate you too" comment was lame and that it would probably work on a 5 year old. She said that it's her comment and she has to comment back. Also, hating someone is different to not caring about someone. If I go up to someone constantly and say "I HATE YOU!" it's completely different to saying "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU!". Also, technically BCF did start it. I commented on one of her posts and then she just said "Fuck you, whore" even though my comment wasn't offensive in any way. So explain, HOW THE FUCK DID I INSTIAGTE YOU STUPID 10 YEAR OLD?! GOD! I hate people like you. Just assuming crap when you don't even know what's going on.

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Lets all have rough anal sex UNGHHH YEAH FUCK IT

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

You are a stalker aren't

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Get the fuck off of my fucking comment.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

me?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Yes YOU, asswipe!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Get the fuck off my internet.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Excuse me. *fucking internet.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

what did I do?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You are here, that is what you did.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

You're an annoying little bitch.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Sorry

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Sorry iap, you didn't do anything. I'm just in a bad mood. Don't mind me.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

No its my fault i guess sorry brea kiska and perfectly

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Aw, look! It badded all of us and gooded itself! How cute!

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Can haz moar behbies?

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

sorry meant to but you at the end of that

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

meant put

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No, that's me. I'm also a convicted baby-rapist. Get used to it.

[ - ] CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hehe. Not allowed within two-hundred feet of a school.. Or Chuck-E-Cheese.

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You guys, I'm new. Will anyone be my friend? :)

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Depends. Will you scream if I steal your virginity?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No. This comment is to DP, not IWYV.

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No. only if you're dressed as a clown.

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sure! Just follow me into this dark cave....

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You won't? Well that's no fun. We'll never be friends.

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I want the song POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME played at my funeral.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

I don't fucking care what you want played at your fucking funeral.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, we're friends now. I love that song.

[ - ] iPirateGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Sex you. I sexing hate you, OP. I hope you sexing die.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 7Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Shut the fuck up about fictional characters, please. You make fun of twilight fangirls but you're just the same as them. Please, fuck yourself so I don't have to.

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You do realize, OP, that you said Voldemort, oh, about ten times, give or take a few?

[ - ] CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP has a broken comma key... again. >.<

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, just a broken frontal lobe.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Does anyone even care about Harry Potter any more?

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I do. Just not the cliches.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I never did. It's overrated.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I do. But not the idiotic OPs who have probably only seen the movies.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*"not about" and remove the "the."

[ - ] JKristineGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

'Course we do, just not Potter MLIAs...

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

He has a creepy nose (or lack there of) in the movies

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 101 year, 10 months ago

my lil cousinn thauht he was michal jackson!

[ - ] CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh dear God. Use your shift key please.

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I thought you were talking to me for a second as was really confused.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And grammar in general.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 91 year, 10 months ago

hahahah ppl keep tellin me dat but i do shit my way

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

We can tell.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

im jus orignal :)

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You're not "orignal." Every fucking n00b on the fucking internet writes like that. Way to be creative. Why don't you think more about actually SAYING more interesting things instead of writting in "kewl, alt spelings"?

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

hey dont get so madd, u gotta learnn to accept ppl doo u treatt the outcasts at scool like dat? Cuz itts mean an hurtfull sometimes.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

God, I can't even reply to that kind of idiocracy.

[ - ] CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Good. We're aiming to hurt you. That way, either you catch on and use proper grammar (serious doubt), or you get the fuck out of here (better choice).

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

lay offa me jus cuz im not like u an ur posse u gotta hate

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, actually, we're generally fairly accepting. I even have a whole welcome/general tips speech written out. But if you can't even type properly...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh dear God. Write in English please.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nein. Verpiss dich.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Je ne... speak any other language except English fluently... I can speak Japanese if you could hear me! But... that's about it...

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

Je n'aime pas jouer au basket.C'est mouvais.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why is your French better than your English? And I don't care that you don't like playing basketball.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

PERFECTLYpar est un fille rouge. Elle set fache.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

*est not set

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

ladysterling, clinically speaking, and I am a doctor. You're mentally challenged.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

Je ne parle pas anglais.

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

How long did it take you to google the world's gayest language?

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

haha no i take it in school :)

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Lay off, I love French.

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Exactly, And what you just said was completely grammatically incorrect. Not to mention GAY. Speak English before I fucking kill you.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

i only sed i dont speak english...

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No one cares what you love you parasitic transvestite.

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Then get off this fucking site.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

i never sed nuffin about lovin check ur french

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Haha no, because unlike your malnourished redneck ass I took an important language.

[ - ] melxindieex3sbGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Why don't all you uptight grammatical bitches get your little panties unbunched and get the fuck over whether or not people are grammatically correct. Some people don't care if they spell right, and just because not everyone can place a comma in the right location doesn't give you the right to fucking bash them telling them to leave. Lower your standards this is just a website, JUST A WEBSITE. So chill with the stereotyping 'doctorpancake' and all the grammar problems everyone else because it's seriously really immature and annoying.

[ - ] lefthandliam1998Good: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago

He HAS a nose, it's the two slits on his face

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey, it's been a while! So many new people...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

... and then you were like L O L and you and the person that created the site like tots have a date on friday.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

Well it was nicce talkin to u guyz but i gotta pee den sleep cuz i gotta party tomorow!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Which I am guessing you either werent invited too or had to pay your way to get in, and knowing you, you would consider whoever is holding the party to be your best friend,

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

nahh i was invited wen i aksed and yah were very good frends :)

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So you're one of those annoying, clingy bitches who ASK if they're invited and make the person throwing the party feel uncomfortable, forcing them to give you an invitation. And saying they're your best friend doesn't mean it's mutual.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Have fun sitting in your room, alone, wishing someone would invite you to this imaginary party!

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Go back to your home on Whore Island.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey! My occupation has nothing to do with this!

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well you like a smelly pirate hooker. *Rapes* $50 please.

[ - ] DoctorPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You'll get nothing and like it.

[ - ] melxindieex3sbGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

It didn't allow you to post that in the group name because Harry Potter groups are fucking annoying and played out, not because his name shouldn't be said. Obviously if the word was facebook restricted it wouldn't have let the group post the correct spelling in the info box. You're stupid. K bye.

[ - ] Feed_MeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I want me some bacon.

[ - ] rosepandaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Uh...I just want to know why there is a group called "I hate it when Voldemort uses my shower gel without asking."

[ - ] HermonieWeasleyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Facebook now roxs!

[ - ] xxhugswithoutkissesxxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey PERFECTLYpar, I joined so I can get that "welcome/general tips speech" you mentioned. I'm waiting.

[ - ] Deavas86Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

If voldemort is blocked, then explain how the group 65 Ways to Annoy Volemort exists. Exactly.

[ - ] lefthandliam1998Good: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago

It's a real group, and Voldemort is spelled correctly. Your argument is invalid

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