MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] TheForeignKidGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Meh.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Double meh.

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

triple meh

[ - ] thatnerdchynnaGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Jeez, just shut up.

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MHE MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH waffles MEH MEH

[ - ] kaujlaGood: 8Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

HAHA best mom ever

[ - ] JoyyGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Best. Mom. Ever. I think I'm going to head to bed. It was nice meeting you people. Goodnight.(:

[ - ] kaujlaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

go0odnight MLIAer =)

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

"You...are...a...weiner?"

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

hahaha like a hodog

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Wow, haven't read this story before.

[ - ] TheForeignKidGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

[!] ?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fuck that. I don't need the sarcasm sign. You should just KNOW that that comment was sarcastic.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I love you [!]

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

:'(

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i love you

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't want your love. You have terrible grammar.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love her WAY more.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love you! And I have good grammar :)

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, you're not being sarcastic now?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Noooooo, I am not being sarcastic, at least I don't think I am. Kidding. I think you know better.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hmm...well now I don't know.

[ - ] TheForeignKidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's very true. I beg your pardon. :( / Ich bitte um Verzeihung. :(

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whats wrong with my grammar?

[ - ] iampaulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Baby come back! I'm lost with out you! How is my singing?

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

wats rong with meh gramma YO

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

JK

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

just kidding

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

REPEAT.

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

The sad thing is OP's mom was holding a strap-on when she said that. She thought OP was talking to her.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

*face keyboard*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*facedesk*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

*mouthpenis*

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*headbook*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Yes, that IS what your mom said.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

My "waterproof" mascara comes off way too easily.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

me too i dunno wat to wear to da beach!

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Omg i lyk toe-dally dont kare!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*punches ladysterling in her whore face and kicks her to the corner* GOOD BYE!

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

yoo ill dropkik ur ass....jk i luvv all of u!

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Too bad we hate you. :/

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

fuunny guys :)

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Why are you wearing make-up to the beach?

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I wear mascara all the time because my eyelashes are blonde and I look ridiculous without it.

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Same here.

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

I have two older brothers and the always like, "Hey Baby" or stuff like that... I'm 11 and it's sad I understand all of this...

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I have two older brothers and the always like, "Hey Baby" or stuff like that... I'm 11 and it's sad I understand all of this...

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

so 0i dontt get fugly :)

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...You're probably one of those girls that doesn't get in the water.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

nahh i luv swimmin an surfin is fun too!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha, lay off the fucking crack, bitch.

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*punches ladysterling again and sends out the door* Go back to FML where you and your bad grammar belong.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

haha i no u kidding

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 3Bad: 121 year, 10 months ago

my momm teachess me da dirty jokes lolz

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I seriously, seriously hope that you're being sarcastic.

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think she's serious....

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I sincerely doubt that.

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's the same on all her posts.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And?

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And.....what else is there to add?

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, how exactly you know that she's serious? There are some people are assholes on all their comments - that doesn't mean they're always assholes. I think she's just entertaining herself for the night by trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[ - ] MyCatNotYourCatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I didn't say I was absolutely certain she was an asshole, I just said "I think she's serious." And I meant about the whole grammar/spelling thing she has going on.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

no im serious my momm an me are likke frends

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

*rapes with TV remote*

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Poor brainless n00bs...

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

yoo ur o's are zeros!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No shit sherlock! You're kidding me right? They're zeros? Mind. Fucking. Blown.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

no im not sherlok thas a wierd name im ladysterling

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

You're retarded. I just thought you should know.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"Retarded" is not a synonym for "stupid".

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

nooo? the docter woulda told me if i was bt im normal i evn get strait b's

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry SP.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

nahh we even wached bruno an zak an miri make a porno together

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I didn't understand that, and I don't think you're mentally stable. Fuck you.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

woah lets hav peece!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

WOMAN, LEARN ENGLISH OR GET BACK WHERE YOU BELONG, THE KITCHEN!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

MAKE ME SOME GODDAMN PIE, BITCH!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

WOMAN, MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

My wife was hit by a train. She's dead. She wouldn't be dead if she was in the kitchen making me a sandwich like I told her to!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why do women wear white on their wedding day?

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

MAKE A A SANDWICH WOMAN!!!!!!!

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

BUT I MAKE SAMMICHES!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

GOD DAMN IT WOMAN. haha I am sexist against my own gender. I like that.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha: "Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove." :P

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My wife was hit by a train. Why the hell was there a train in my kitchen!?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hahaha, Today a woman was convicted of driving over her husband while he was walking across the road, the question was, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why did the woman cross the road? Who the fuck cares, who put a road in my damn kitchen?

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

yoo hostil ppl! I think 0u0 need da magic plant...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What the fuck?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think that translates to: I am a fuck head, HEAR ME ROAR!

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

lians roar silly like aslan

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ok here we go newbie. LEARN FUCKING PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING OR GET OUT! yours sincerely the majority of MLIAers.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

hahha i b ho i wanna b

[ - ] ChrisLaFeyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I give up. Late night posts, early morning posts, midday posts . . . they're all bad for my health. I'm going to bed.

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Lurker? >_>

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Alrighty, well I'm out for the night. Peace

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I realize it's spam but I'm so bored! http://flockdraw.com/flockdraw-tinychat.swf?room=mliacommenters&tinychat=yes

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Meh, fine. Bad me. Whatever.

[ - ] thatnerdchynnaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wow, only 35 'meh's. Impressive.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was going to go to sleep but there are so many other people doing that maybe I'll stay for one more post. >.>

[ - ] UniqueLikeEveryoneElseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah I noticed right after I posted mine that ChisLaFey posted it right above mine. Awkward..

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thanks for telling me about the TWO new posts guys [!]

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Snape... Snape... Severus Snape... *facepalm*

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

DUMBLEDOOOOORE

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ron! Ron! Ron Weasly!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

HARRYPOTTAHARRYPOTTAHARRYPOTTA

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Flies across screen* Hermione!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Have you watched "Wizard Swears"? It's fabulous.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

IT'S A PIPE BOMB!!! YAY!!!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I HAVE A BLACK DOG NAMED SEVERUS!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I HAVE A BLACK DOG NAMED SEVERUS!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I HAVE A BLACK DOG NAMED SEVERUS!

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Dumbledore!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

LADYSTERLING THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR YOU: Please for the sake of your brain learn how to spell!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

If she didn't care the first time, she isn't going to care the second time.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sigh. I am over it now.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So... Have I been missing out on any funny conversations lately?

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nope :(

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

She thinks she cool because she's smoking crack.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am sorry IWYV but Larry, president of the environmental club, from highschool, has my virginity.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm Larry in disguise. *pulls off mask*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OH MY GOD! I thought the T- Rex mask couldnt be a real face!... I cant believe you still have your pimples and braces.. do you still lie with your mum?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

live*

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

nahh jus sumfin else but not0 as badd

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

yoo thanks fr lookin out for my interest but i jus likke to espress myself! :)

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Yo expression is kewl. Kep it up!

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

thanx :) sometimes i feel like thers only haterrssss! 0But i no u guys r relly my frends

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well love you guys, but I'm leaving because I'm just really annoyed and tired.

[ - ] jerseyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

dear I Want Your Virginity, but According to my brother, I have to stay a virgin until I'm at least 20. :)

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whoa, I've been away for a while, yet nothing's changed...what is this?

[ - ] ZeBoogiemanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whoa, great Mom XD

[ - ] XxXiLoveYewXxXGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Agreed

[ - ] HermonieWeasleyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I would be in absolute and utter shock if my mom used that phrase. xD

[ - ] pezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why would the idea of funny innuendo be completely alien to your mom? I hate to break it to you, but your mom has had sex before. Probably multiple times.

[ - ] teenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Okay

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