MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today my mother was unable to remember what a lower back tattoo was called (tramp stamp) so she called it a "Hoe Patch." I like it better.
#1253726 Comments: 233 Vote: average 5766meh 426Share 
[ - ]  crazy4TENGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
This MLIA was "meh" worthy, not "average" worthy.
 
[ - ]  OptimistGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Did she die?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
HIII!!!!
 
[ - ]  AstronautTinaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
optimist!
 
[ - ]  grace6446Good: 2Bad: 131 year, 10 months ago
I thought it was funny, so I voted average
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'HO' AND 'HOE'.....A HOE IS A FUCKING GARDEN TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all...
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
So is a ho. Wait, what?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Heh.
 
[ - ]  averageSarah2010Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
*Offers KGHero chillpill*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*declines* I don't take pills from strangers.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I do ;)
 
[ - ]  SuperKewlGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I like Ho-oh better
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*Ho'
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Where'd everyone go???
 
[ - ]  crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't know. They are probably still on the other MLIA.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
If you've stopped laughing, then i'm still here.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*points and laughs*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*shoots repeatedly*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*is invincible, because this is the internet*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*launches viruses???*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*laughs at lame attempt*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't know. I'm bored. Please stop laughing at me.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*laughs*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
What, are you a troll now?
 
[ - ]  crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*throws Wii wheel at all the n00bs*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
And who are you calling a n00b?
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
To Neverland.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*pouts* I wanna go....
 
[ - ]  averageSarah2010Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Meet you there.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't want to grow up! Except I'm already 21...I wonder if I went there, if I would become a kid again.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ask Hook.
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm here
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I feel like I know you....yet I have no idea who you are....Strange...
 
[ - ]  crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
She or he is a familiar stranger..
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It is isn't it?
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
And I'm a she.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Whenever you have sex with a new girl, it's called getting strange. If I have sex with you, it'll be familiar strange strange.
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm not all that sure how to respond to that....
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Good.
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yea, so whats sup?
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Fail. ^Whats up?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Just chilling, sup with you?
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Same, kinda bored.
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Magic purple llama pants!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Today, my mother was unable to remember the term for her crotch hair. She just called it her Hole Patch. MLIA
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hey Andy :)
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Good afternoon to you!
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
After...noon? Damnit, I need to pay more attention to time.
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It is NOT afternoon, it is morning.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
OMFG You mean to tell me that IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES that the day/night could be different? HOLY FUCKING SHIT. My mind is blown.
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*blows up CA mind*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'll assume that what I said was absurd enough you got the full dose of sarcasm out of it.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Skipping school today?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah...Joey couldn't take me but I found FF8 so I have no problem with this.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Haha. Go stop Galbadia!
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I am! ...kinda...I started a new game so I won't get that far for a little while lol. I'm actually playing it right now.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hahaha. One of my favorite parts is early on when you invade Dollet.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, right now I just keep losing the card game and re-playing the same person over and over...it drives me crazy but I will get that damn minimog! So how's work?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It's alright. My foots itchy. I really just want to leave and go get smashed. Hows the game?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Awesome. I doubt I'll get off it until I've played it for a few hours lol.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm actually kind of bored. I don't have anything to work on today.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Aw, I'd try to entertain you but that would really strain my multi-tasking skills.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Nah it's ok. I don't need that kind of entertainment at work today hahaha.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
hahaha, thats not the only way I entertain people. I happen to be really funny and whatnot. My foot hurts because I dropped a blender on it :(
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ouch!!! That has to suck.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
The question is....Will It Blend?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Rake handles. Fucking right blendtec.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah I ended up sitting there for like ten minutes trying not to cry. It still hurts but I took a ton of meds so Im mostly ok. But I have the hugest urge to throw that damn blender at a wall...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hahaha. You should wear steel toe's in the kitchen.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I should. Almost everytime I'm in there something will fall. Luckily all the knives have missed so far lol. I'm not clumsy, I'm just...um...accident-prone.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hahaha. It's been awhile since I've had a good foot crush. I did manage to get myself with a nail in the foot.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
A nail in your foot?! How? (the worst part of your foot to get stabbed is the heel, it just feels so...I cannot even express the feeling you get when that happens its so bad).
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Wasn't paying attention and stepped on a nail sticking up through a floor.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
hahaha, that had to suck. I've never had anything bigger than a sewing needle stab me. But almost everything possible has fell on my foot, like a t.v and wrenches, textbooks, various glass objects...*sigh* I really need to be more careful lol. But its Friday! And I get to go to the movies and stuff. Do you know what you're doing yet?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Tonight I'm gonna get trashed. Tomorrow I'm gonna do some work around the barn, then get trashed. Sunday I'm not sure yet.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Haha, that's always something fun to do. Aw, I died, damn T-Rex -.- Anyways, um...lost my train of thought...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
T-rex is way too hard at the beginning.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, I shouldnt be in the training center so early lol. Im just trying to gain some exp from the weaker things in there.
 
[ - ]  AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh my damn, this got through submitions.
 
[ - ]  AstronautTinaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Haha I spelled it wrong. Oh fail.
 
[ - ]  crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
NEW POST!
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
LIES!
 
[ - ]  crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yes, I know. I was kidding. Just getting ready for April 1st. =P
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Really? Dick move.
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*kicks*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I didn't look, so you can't say "made you look". Don't be a chump.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't think I like this person.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't think I like KG anymore. :/
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*points and laughs*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Screw you.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You can't dislike KG! *lights on fire*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*laughs harder*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
They're acting troll-ish to me.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
^Point proven.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*laughs at being called a troll*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*toasts marshmallow*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Why do you suddenly hate me?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Make me a s'more, Andy?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*eats marshmallow*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Sure. *makes smores*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't hate you, I find you funny. *laughs*
 
[ - ]  averageSarah2010Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*chants* FIGHT! FIGHT!
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yea, I had already looked before he/she posted, so I knew there wasn't a new post. I am the post master.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
All hail the post master!
 
[ - ]  SuperKewlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I saw "All hail the" and got scared for a minute.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No, I do not worship the word "the". I do, however, bow down to the word "spleen". Spleeeeen. Hehe.
 
[ - ]  AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Any good songs to listen to?
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know good country songs, but I am doubting most commenters here like country.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hi everyone!
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hi!
 
[ - ]  averageSarah2010Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Holaaa
 
[ - ]  AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hello!
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I see there has been no actual average posts today. *feels sad*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
have*
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oops, my English gets bad when I've been studying French.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
"A slut is someone who will sleep with anyone. A bitch is someone who will sleep with anyone, but you."
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I always heard it as "The difference between a bitch and a whore is: A whore will sleep with anyone; a bitch won't sleep with you.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I always heard it as, "You'll know the difference between a bitch and a whore once you ask for sex." <---lamesauce :3 Actually, I just made that up.
 
[ - ]  AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Interesting.
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hi?
 
[ - ]  AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
What's with the question mark? Hello!
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I don't know.
 
[ - ]  AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Ah, I see.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Must be a bad connection. Can you hear me n- click.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hello?
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Robotic voice* Please hang up and try your call again.
 
[ - ]  RiverweaselGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
You know what's retarded, no matter how pathetic the post is aka. this one, there is always a ton more average votes than mehs. Kind of dumb cuz i would so vote meh on this a good 600 times.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You know what's retarded? People who can't type.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
ME TOO.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*eats grapes*
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*trades grapes for carrot sticks*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
HELL NO!!! *steals grapes back and chucks carrot sticks at HHHIIMLIA's head*
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Share with me?
 
[ - ]  liveforlifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
may I have a few?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Sorry guys, just ate the last ones.
 
[ - ]  liveforlifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
aw shucks
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Pouts*
 
[ - ]  SuperKewlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
What's a troll?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Someone who comes to places like this to spam and start fights.
 
[ - ]  SuperKewlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Okay thanks.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You don't know what a troll is?!
 
[ - ]  SuperKewlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
i know now i think
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*I, *I,*.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Did you just learn about the internetz yesterday?
 
[ - ]  SuperKewlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
no
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
So why didn't you just google it?
 
[ - ]  SuperKewlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
because i thought that maybe it was something that only people here called other people. it isnt?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Because, *I, *It, *isn't. And no, it is not only used here. It is used around the interwebs.
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well then you become internet savvy and google MLIA and troll, maybe even add some quotation marks, if you must.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You don't capitalize it, jeeze KGH.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh, nevermind, I was looking at the "it" in the first sentence. *Feels embarrassed*
 
[ - ]  liveforlifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
A lil guy with big, purple hair
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Who lives in norway, and eats people.
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
And black beady eyes.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Check out Urban Dictionary.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
JFGI
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
This reminds me: when is the last time someone asked what an OP was?
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
What is an OP?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Are you serious?
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Nope.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Haha. I was going to say, I thought you'd been here for awhile.
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, I figured it out on my own.
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Just now.
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
When I was a n00b I just googled it to find out what it means.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I think my chainsaw is racist. When I go to start it, it sounds like "Run nigger nigger, Run nigger nigger."
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
My local carwash is like a sprinkler. "spic, spic, spic, spic, CHINK, nig nig nig nig nig nig..."
 
[ - ]  atrichardsonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Wow I guess I posted my reply too slow...
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
This is a bad post.
 
[ - ]  liveforlifeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
better than some though...Ya gota admit it
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*dyslexicizes* Ya goat admits it.
 
[ - ]  atrichardsonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I guess most people are retarded.
 
[ - ]  HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Just like your mom.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You guess most people were born with learning disabilities?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Alright, I have to leave for a quick meeting, but I will return around 1 o clock, CST. Farewell, for now.
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
On a completely unrelated subject. Anyone here like music?
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Raises hand* I do!
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Any specific genre?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Here at MLIA we all hate music.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Then I'd better leave *collects belongings* Hey! Who ate my circus cookies?!
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Sorry, but I have been in music pretty much my whole life. I...I can't turn my back on it now. :(
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm pretty sure CA was being sarcastic.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm glad someone understands me.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know, but I have to defend music anyways. It's an uncontrollable impulse.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
...I'm a drummer.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Cool, so is my brother. I just stick with singing and bass clarinet.
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I play the flute.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I've played flute before :). And bassoon. Actually, bassoon is my favorite, but there are already two in the ensemble so I don't get to play it.
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Music is average.
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I've recently become obsessed with a band called Tenacious D. =D
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Fun fact: I'm related to Jack Black.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Fun fact: I'm related to Michael Nesmith.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Fun fact: I'm related to Jesse James.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'll give you a dollar if you know who Michael Nesmith is. Without Googling.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*randomly sings Monkeys theme song*
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know he was in some band, but I cannot remember which without google.
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That's the guy from The Monkees!!!!
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yes. RMC and Andy each get a dollar.
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Anyone here like Breaking Benjamin?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
PA Represent! *flashes gang sign*
 
[ - ]  FamiliarStrangerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
yes.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Just woke up. Giggled at the fact that 420 people averaged this.
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
SLURRY!
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*is brushing teef* Wha?
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Andddd, I just got back from P.E. to see this. Whoopdie-fuckin'-do.
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm back, and I want to shoot something!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*holds up n00b*
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
BANG!
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Holds up chicken* I'm damn hungry.
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I can't kill a chicken. I'll just shoot it's wing off. (: *shoots chickens wing off*
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*devours wing*
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Umm, you got a feather .. stu.... Nevermind.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Feather where now?! O.o
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Right... the-.. Umm...
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I too, am back. NO DON'T SHOOT!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
black*
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No... Mobs is whiter than white.
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Can I shoot your sammich?
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
... How did you know I have a sandwich? (I actually have 3)
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I just knew.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Throws OP into the air* Here, a moving target.
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I can't shoot OP. I didn't read the post.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
OP seems kind of pleased that their mother was calling them a tramp.
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
IWANTANEWPOSTALREADYFORFUCKSSAKE
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hello friends. I've been tied up all day. What have I missed?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm starving, yet I'm stuck in class for another hour. -_-
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Good way to lose weight. Don't eat.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
If I lose weight I will be a toothpick. :/
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
New posts.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Is that why the homepage is refusing to load?
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Damn, I'm out of coffee.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
So....Why won't the home page load?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1254543 <--your clones here right now
 
[ - ]  Pi31415Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Nice. Very average.
 

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