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When I went off to college, I was extremely paranoid that I would talk in my sleep and say something embarrassing in front of my roommate. After a week, she informed me that I indeed talk my sleep, but apparently, all I do is meow. MLIA

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[ - ] NonagonGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's hot.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

YOU'RE hot.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That's not average

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Today, I started college. I was extremely paranoid that my roommate would molest me in my sleep. She did, but she made sure to drug me first. MLIA

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well at least you were drugged.

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It makes all the difference in the world.

[ - ] Average_Girl13131313Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

it does make a difference you wont know it.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Go fuck your mother.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

In retrospect, that seems harsh.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So does your mom, but hey, I'm not complaining.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

so...father instead?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

NEW POST!

[ - ] Average_Girl13131313Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

At least u didnt say anything really REALLY embarresing, i mean i told my room mate i pee the bed til i was twelve i was scared of the dark til i was twelve and i havent been kissed yet.

[ - ] supersquiggleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And what did you say in your sleep?

[ - ] booblyboobaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

kitty go meow?

[ - ] XxXiLoveYewXxXGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Meow

[ - ] awkwardturtle3Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

you're a cool cat... don't let the door hit your tail on the way out

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