MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Akward?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I'm eating a muffin.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I'm eating a bagel.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Want to trade?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Sure! *trades*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*noms on bagel*

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like eggs.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 1Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

Seriously nobody likes you so just log off already!

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Harsh.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Just for that comment you can leave too.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry. Can I stay if I give you a sticker?

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Depends *looks in sticker basket* what you got in there?

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It's OP's ironic way of describing their spelling skills.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I forgot, irony is the new stupid.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That's what you get for being a creep.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So's your spelling of the word "awkward."

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

OP's mom is also awkward.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hello Parfait <3

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Kiska! (Actually, "kiska!" I think your name looks weird capitalized.) Hi! <3<3

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I wish I had capitlaized it when I created it initially but it is what it is at this point. How are you?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like it uncapitalized. And I'm good, feeling a lot better. But I'm really busy this weekend; I have to move, finish an essay, and go to a party. It really isn't that much, but I really wanted to just stay inside and be lazy this weekend. It's beautiful outside though. I'm so glad spring is coming. How are you?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP is a creep.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm back! Any of my buddies still on?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm not your buddy friend.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Fine then, I don't love you either. </3

[ - ] IronFistGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

The zombies killed god!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was hoping people would join in on the South Park Reference. <insert sad face here>

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I would have, but I noticed it too late.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry, I'm stupid Andy :(

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's ok. I loves you!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm here intermittently. (For any of you who're confused, MLIA got blocked)

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Am I?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I dunno, do you wanna be?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Evidently not.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dr. Mayo!

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey tater-tots. All good?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yep. How 'bout you?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Of course; the weekend has now started.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My weekend will be spent on a 14 hour car trip back to Ohio.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ouch. I just hope I remember some of this weekend *puts on I'm 18 birthday badge*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Happy birthday!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Happy birthday, dude.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thanks guys

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today, I went to Olive Garden with my mom. A little kid behind us was making "dinosaur" noises the whole time. I punched him in the throat on the way it. It was great justice. MLIA

[ - ] IronFistGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Today, I thought I heard a kid making dinosaur sounds.It was my mom and the milk man, and they were naked.MLISCARD

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*delete and

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Roger that. *reads as "my mom the milk man"*

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Lol wrong and.

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I keep laughing at your comment.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Scared?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, you were right.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No! It's "scarred."

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The creaking is starting to piss me off.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ear plugs

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't live in a wooden house then. :P

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't you mean rawr, if your cool that is.

[ - ] average-ellenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

GRANGER DANGER!!!

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

MANGER DANGER!

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

COMBO BREAKER DANGER

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

DANGER DANGER, HIGH VOLTAGE.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

MANGER RANGER!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*sits at the bottom waiting to be noticed*

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I see you.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*sits beside, offers cookie*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No thanks. I have a muffin.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, silly, you have a bagel. Remember?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OH! Yeah, sorry. I have a bagel.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*notices* Hey look! It's AKG!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What! Where?!

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Over there! *points in random direction*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*runs in the direction RMC pointed*

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*watches and laughs*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*facepalm* Ohhhhhh, wait! I am AKG. Heh. Heh. Silly me!

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Noticed*

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hello!

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Go away!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't feed the trolls!

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Another new troll?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey there AKG!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey nonny!!<3

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

MLIA, Facebook, and Gmail got blocked. D:

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Holy crap! How ya holdin' up?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Horribly. I'm, like, doing homework. And using my girlfriends' laptop to get on MLIA when my parents aren't around.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Jeesh. You're using your girlfriend just to get to us!? Fuck yeah!!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, I had borrowed it for a project, since I'm on a Mac and I don't want to worry about having to convert the file for my teacher's PC, but....yeah, pretty much.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Homework. Meh -.-" I'm at school. I probably failed my geometry quiz. Haha, I agree with AKG.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love you nonny<3

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

:3

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm Black! Anyone miss me?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

:3

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And: HONK!

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*pokes nose* BEEP!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whazzaaaa?????

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What are yyyyyooooouuuuu doing?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Just finished eating toast. It was average, and yummy.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Toast is average. Per GK.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I knows :3

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're black?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm green! <3

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm blue and your a jew.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No way! I'm orange!

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are you the real notty or the fake notty?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Real. Want me to prove it?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, I can tell.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I really don't know what you could to to prove it?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You could go to tinychat. I could go on another account the wasn't hacked and confirm it.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There was a fire fight! *cough* I mean, 1377 haxors were all over the place yesterday.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I believe you, notty.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Good <3

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, who am I to you?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You worship me <3

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fuck yeah *bows down*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*raises hand*

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So what's up with everyone?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The ceiling.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

-10

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

+9000.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The opposite of down?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

-.-

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You like it...

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, I don't like you going up....I like you going down.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Kinky.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You know it ;)

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Up is only up if what you think is up is up.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That is true.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Is that from a movie?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I do not know of any movies with that in it. However, it is highly possible.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, just kind of sounded like what Jack says on Pirates of the Caribbean.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I thought that too.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Kicks door down* How did I do CA?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*applauds* Very nice entrance!

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thank you, I am working on it.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're doing really good so far!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OH YEA!

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Snap into a slim jim.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bend... and snap!

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I love Legally Blonde even though it is really dumb.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OH YEA, DIG IT.

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

This OP spelled awkward wrong.

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

This OP spelled awkward wrong.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You double posted.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And you double-posted....how akward.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Akward indeed.

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry! My computer posted it twice, even though I clicked it once.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Oh yeah, that happens to me ALL the time. *eye roll*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ah! You dropped something! *runs after KG's eyes*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Rick Roll*

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I-I-I can't see anything!!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I heard something about that I have a clone. Is this true?

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I haven't seen one....Have you seen mine?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nopey-nope!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You have a clone? *double-checks for l's and I's*

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

KCHero. But they were only here for a day.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Okey. Shnauzy said that she saw my clone not too long ago.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I'll keep an eye out :3

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Spanks ;3 It sounded like it was a n00b anyways, so I don't know if it's going to stay for long. I feel like I have reached a new level of commenting tho, when I get my first clone :3

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Heh heh. "eye out" "eye roll" heh heh. Shut up, I found it funny.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That's how I felt! My first clone was just a couple days ago, and I was like "Now I feel extra special!" I'M A FUCKING LEGEND!!!!!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I would have loved to see mine tho.... Would have been fun.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

When I left for a week or so to focus on my schoolwork, some chick made an account called KWinKilledNonagon and started defending me. I felt pretty awesome.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I only saw mine for a few minutes...I could post the link here if oyu wanted...

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*you

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes, I want to see it :3

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So do I.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1219914 ....about halfway down the page, maybe?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nonna, what's the deal between you and Kiwi anyway? Sorry, not trying to be nosy...

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, that's good...I think I like the 'text_off_the_screen' more.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Perf...I really don't know. She said she was a friend of mine, but none of my friends read MLIA, as far as I know.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Plus, I don't talk about MLIA with my friends...

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh. You saw NonagonsBitch, right?

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I may have...That was a while ago, no?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I saw it. T'was not good.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I remember that I think.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Honestly, it's like MLIA induces vomiting at random intervals.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have no idea what your talkinBLEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'll go examine... *gives MLIA dramamine*

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Who wants a cookie?

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

They are made fresh and hot right out of the oven!

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*tap dances*

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Cookie? They are free!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No body wants your damn cookies.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

LAWL I was just thinking the same thing...

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Really? Like that's the only thing on this site that I don't like. Besides trolls.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What, people handing out cookies or people thinking the same thing as you?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The cookies.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*wipes forhead* Whew!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, don't worry! You're safe. I think I might put you on my list. Hmmm...

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*feels dumb* What list?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have a list of favorites. Jesus said it's my hit list...

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*feels special* I hope you put me on there....

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're on.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

WOOOOOOO!!!! (sorry shift key)

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

*tears fill in my eyes* Okay, fine. Be that way.

[ - ] IronFistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They aren't like the special brownies are they.

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They are special cookies!

[ - ] HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Do you know what special means?

[ - ] IronFistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They are drugged* pulls out police badge* your under arrest *arrests*

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Wonders where Slurry is*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Washington.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I don't think anyone has mentioned this yet....I FUCKING LOVE THE OG!!!! Mmmmmmmm salad and breadsticks...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mmmmmm overpriced pasta...

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have a facial scar from a breadstick. True story.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I laughed. Sorry.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Apology accepted.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That's the sexiest thing I have ever heard. Chicks dig scars.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

^^ Troof.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

...That made me sound like I'm a girl. *whips out penis*

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*points and laughs*

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I have a scar on my forhead, 52 stitches from a go-cart accident. Chicks dig it. Too bad I'm not a lesbian.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have a scar on my six-pack...win.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's only a little one. Barely noticebale. But still I dont eat breadsticks anymore.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I <3 breadsticks, so this makes me feel bad for you. But you're still hot.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have a scar on my face after a slalom accident. I jumped 30 feet, and faceplanted.

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Cake, anyone?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sweet heart, NO BODY WANTS ANY OF YOUR BAKED GOODS!! *apologizes to Shift Key*

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was going to say that!!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're pretty determined to bribe us with food aren't you?

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are you a walking sugar store or what?

[ - ] HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have a candy bank. True story.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ooh, let me glare in envy. I want candy.

[ - ] crazy4TENGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have to go. My kitchen is calling me.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Waffles, Where?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*door explodes and bats fly out* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *trips* Oof! ...Hi guys....

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*points and laughs*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, the first half went ok....

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Right?

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*still pointing and laughing*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

D:

[ - ] averageSarah2010Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*claps loudly*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Who all here is on my list?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hit list or friend list?

[ - ] HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Both.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, some say it's a hit list.

[ - ] HeyHeyHeyitisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

NEW POST ALERT! (sorry shift key)

[ - ] averageSarah2010Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*joketime* knock knock

[ - ] booblyboobaaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

ENDLESS BOWL OF BREADSTICKS?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! GIMME GIMME

[ - ] goodnighttravelwellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Creeper.

[ - ] awkwardturtle3Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

it's only cool if you say awkward turtle... sorry!

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