MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I asked my 7-year-old cousin why he's covered with glitter dust he answered "A girl at art class said I'll get a kiss if I'm sparkling", "So'd she kiss you?", "Yes, all girls did." MLIA and so is his.

#1253169 Comments: 27 Vote: average 5654meh 827Share

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 2Bad: 91 year, 10 months ago

Second!

[ - ] Lukie60Good: 5Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Fail!

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

FIRST

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

Third actually.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

>implying that I didn't know that I was replying to a comment that was already there. Hurr durr

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Well now that makes sense. Thank you!

[ - ] karoleinGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I didn't know that 7-year-olds knew about Edward Cullen..

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 11Bad: 261 year, 10 months ago

Who doesn't know about Edward Cullen? He's lyke, the highlight of the frickin worlddd!1!!1 [!]

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 11Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

TWI-TARD!

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Fail.

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Why does everyone insist on poking fun at disabled people? It's SO not fair. Make fun of me, see if I care. Just not them. Please.

[ - ] Elala_chanGood: 11Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

I know Edward Cullen. And despise him with my entire being. HATRED BEAMS -ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

[ - ] RiverweaselGood: 10Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Hell no, he fucken ain't. More like the biggest embarassment of the entire world. Him and Jacob too. Twilight fails, go to MLIT. Only place you're welcome in.

[ - ] midgetmonsterGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

EH? o Ao;; H-How is this average? And the Twilight-ness? I'M SO CONFUSED D:

[ - ] ImADuckGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Pick one tense and stick to it.

[ - ] FeliumGood: 3Bad: 101 year, 10 months ago

lol love the ending'

[ - ] inxstitchesGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Idk if that kid has an average life.

[ - ] RiverweaselGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Actually it doesnt sound like the kid's life is average, kind of sounds like it rocks.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

This isn't average, you dolt, how dare you define it as such?

[ - ] Maxxx1121Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

His life is way better then average.

[ - ] BiumBoltGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

Edward Cullen isn't a vampire, he's a wagpire. And do you know what wagpires suck? 'cause its not blood...

[ - ] aceeGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes, we know. LOL.

[ - ] mysocksareroughGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

If that's true I want herpes all over my body

[ - ] jmmmliarocksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lucky kid gets kissed at 7

[ - ] unAboveAverageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That kid'll get someone pregnant soon.

[ - ] ashobearGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

thats so cute!

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