MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Yesterday, I was over at my friend's house. When I got back home, I realized I'd forgotten my phone at her house. Since it was late, I decided not to go back and get it, figuring she would bring it to school tomorrow. She did, and seemed rather sheepish when she gave it to me. Wondering why, I looked at my phone to see that I had a missed call from last night. From my friend. Right after I'd gotten home. She had tried to call me to tell me that I left my phone at her house. I'm worried about that girl. MLIA

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[ - ] KGHeroGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm worried about......nevermind.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Today, I wrote a novel. MLIA

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You took all that^^ to say what could have been said in two sentences you dumb shit.

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

^^^This makes your comment funnier and my comment look like a missed reply.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nah, they both make the OP look like a fail.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Teal deer.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Read Mobs' fix. Pretty much sums it up.

[ - ] MobileGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Yesterday, I left my phone at my friend's house. She tried to call my cell phone to tell me I left it there. MLIA (So. How hard is that?)

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Good job. I hate it when they turn an every day thing into a suspense novel.

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like suspense novels.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Even when they're based on forgetting your phone?

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It depends on what was on the phone.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

FIX: Today, I forgot my phone at a friends house. I went back to get it, and had a missed call. MLIA

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*shakes fist at Mobile*

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, I do not want to be fisted by you.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's fine. The offer stands if you change your mind though.

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't want to be fisted.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thats not what you said last night.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...By a guy. Happy?

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Kinky.

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Kinky Kurtis.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Right...like YOU have never done this. Like YOU are the epitome of intelligence in a human life form. Like YOU....okay, I'll stop now. lol

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I gotta go for a little bit, but I shall return later. Peace out, bitches.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bye.

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Shakes self awake*

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So shocked. So so shocked!

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ugh...

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't get upset! Im proud though, does that count for anything?

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No I'm just tired.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

HA long night ay?

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lol.

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And yes it does count.

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I sent you a funny picture.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ha that picture was funny as hell. Not to mention so so true! I went to the mall last night to get one thing and ended up spending like $500 and 4 hours.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm already tired of this post. New one please?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*agrees* TOTS! *kersmacks*

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It is to damn quiet in this bitch!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That's what he said?

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That did not even make sense.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, if I said "she" it wouldn't have. But I said "he."

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

See nobody gets you.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I find it hard to believe that I am more perverse than others here.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nah. You just don't make sense.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*giggles* I got it...

[ - ] pandamanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Its really not that difficult to get...

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I dont get it.

[ - ] IronFistGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Snort something and then read it again.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I can not explain it.

[ - ] prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*creates echo in bitch* Hello!!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I shall never play goalie again *sticks ice on head and grumbles*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What happened?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well. I'm not that good at goalie considering I've never played goalie before and I'm not that good at blocking people when they kick hard. *shudders*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Any injuries?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No NEW injuries.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's good.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yup xD *hugs*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*gets naked* Orgy time?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*covers eyes* MY INNOCENCE. Nah wait that was gone along time ago. *uncovers and walks away*

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*puts lots of clothes on* Back up off me.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh you can join in the fun now!! You know what your doin.bahahaha

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*shutters* he is a guy though.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There is girls too. Geezzz

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*runs in circles for now reason what so ever*

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*no* damn typo.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

If your scared then leave the orgy!

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why would I leave I can make a video of ya'll and sell it for lots of cash*laughs maniacally*

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I know right. Especially cause I am so damn sexy!

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hell yeah...I mean...*runs away with what film was taken.*

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*rips off clothes* I'm in!

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry you missed it orgy time is 8:00 p.m. eastern time and only on Thursdays.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Orgy time is whenever the hell it wants to be.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fuck that. Nobody told me that yesterday and yesterday was my birthday. Besides, I get to make up impromptu orgy times around here, anyway.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY<33 *tackle hugs*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*is tackle-hugged* Thanks!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*kisses cheek* Welcome<33 And KKn....I'm underage....*backs away*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

^ This is true.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Quite true.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Age doesn't matter.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*backs away*

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This is an orgy I sure hope you were nakey when you tackle hugged him!

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Damn who the hell gave me this fake memo then?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

....This orgy is going nowhere.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They're not an efficient method of travel.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I agree. Pointless.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

New post.

[ - ] lil_JGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The other day, my frined forgot her phne in my car. i text her, and it vibrated in the other hand

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