MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

WTF?

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My thoughts exactly.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wait! A pear-shaped egg? Is that even possible?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

According to OP it is...so no, it's not.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha, you made me chuckle.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*curtsies* That's why I'm here.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

To curtsy?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

No, to make people laugh.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Goshdarnit! I was really lovin' the curtsy thing, too!

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Same here!

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha I can curtsy too then.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*punches air in satisfaction*

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's why you're here! I've seen you around here on MLIA but never really talked to you. Until now of course. (:

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well then hey. :)

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Lol. I HATE MORNINGS.

[ - ] WinterGirl21Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The egg can wait until you wake up...

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Aah! Another failed abortion on my part during the voting stage. :(

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I'm jealous

[ - ] snort_and_laughGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Im not.

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

In other news, what shape was the chicken?

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What time is it where you live?

[ - ] CQueGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

1:04am

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

10:06 AM

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Me to!

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

7:06 AM. I don't want to go to school. Save me.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

9:08 AM

[ - ] Lukie60Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think we live in the same time zone!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*gasp* NOWAI

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh muh guh!

[ - ] SanciaFoShizzleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

2:11pm

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Where do you live?

[ - ] SanciaFoShizzleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The United Kingdom:)

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Today, my Mom woke me up at 6 a.m. to show me her pear shaped vagina. It was totally worth it. MLIA

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Eww....

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's what she said when she saw your face.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dayum.

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

High five!

[ - ] IronFistGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today, I skipped the post.MLIA

[ - ] NonagonGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Today, my mom woke me up at 6 AM to show me her new pear-shaped penis. It was totally worth it. MLIA

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So, I'm in English class on MLIA instead of doing work. WHOOOO!

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Who? did you mean WOOOOO!!!!! :)

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Can't it be spelled both ways? Either way, 'lo, KG.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Morning! *kerglomp*

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*is kerglomp'd* A little enthusiastic this mornin', ain't we?

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's my thing.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hey, me too. Even better, I'm behind two assignments because I go on MLIA every day! Woo hoo!

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Haha I'm taking a test! I think I failed it but that's ok this site makes up for it.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I came in too late to make a witty comment on this post. *peels potatoes*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was about to say something, but then I realized that you said 'came in too late' rather than 'came too late'. Darn.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*eats potato peels off floor* Mmmmm....starch

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's okay. You can try the next one.

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're peeling potatoes?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You wanna fucking fight about it? I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you.

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Um no thank you? *awkward silence*

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR GASTROINTESTINAL TRACK AND USE IT AS A CONDOM WHILE I FORNICATE WITH YOUR SKULL!!" -- ".. What?" -- I'M GOING TO SKULL FUCK YOU.

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah I don't get it either.....

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Okay, the girls next to me are playing a game where I think they get a category and have to come up with either the right answer, or just as many as they can, I'm not sure. I want to play, but I don't know what they're playing, and I'm too shy to talk to them 'cause I don't know them. >.> Anyone know what the game might be?

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Outburst? Ultimate Outburst?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Crap, I gotta go. I'll be back later. Love you guys <3 Except for the ones I don't love :)

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*curtsies* Bye Lolzbucket!

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*waves* BYE!

[ - ] gahAnnA12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've gotten bored here bye

[ - ] SuperNinja1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I want a pop tart!

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Me too :(

[ - ] mmmcookiezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

WAIT! no poptarts untill u answer this ?. Is there such thing as a egg shaped paer???

[ - ] awkwardturtle3Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

your mom is going to be the leader of this world. smart one.very bright.

[ - ] jmmmliarocksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i dont wanna vote averge cuz the # is 2222

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